If you could be one thing now!

EdenHazard · 17-03-2012 02:56AM #1

I would be famous! It's my dream!

Mohandas · 17-03-2012 02:59AM

I'd be me, and if you knew me, you'd want to be me as well.
It really is brilliant being me. I feel sorry for the rest of you.

skregs · 17-03-2012 02:59AM

raping your sister

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texidub · 17-03-2012 03:01AM

reading a different thread

HazDanz · 17-03-2012 03:01AM

A jar of peanut butter is what I would be.

Hopefully then someone will spoon me

MungBean · 17-03-2012 03:04AM

Asleep

krudler · 17-03-2012 03:05AM

A dinosaur.

17-03-2012 03:06AM

Start stealing kids for your army.

Or kick the Queen in the throat. Either way you will become famous.

Kojak · 17-03-2012 03:08AM

I'd be an independant journalist for An Phoblacht writing a piece on the evils of modern society......

starviewadams · 17-03-2012 03:09AM

A Garda or a firefighter.

Will never be either thanks to my shíttty knee's.

fonecrusher1 · 17-03-2012 03:10AM

EdenHazard wrote: »

I would be famous! It's my dream!

Kinda sad really.:o

Sure you could be famous for taking the worlds biggest sh!te. In what context would you like to be famous?

EdenHazard · 17-03-2012 03:28AM

Ah just to be like 'look at me now' that's it. I wanna make a difference, mean something, leave a legacy but I'm limited by my limitations!

policarp · 17-03-2012 03:29AM

The bottom half of a bikini. . .

KKkitty · 17-03-2012 03:32AM

I'd be someone who doesn't have an ear infection and has to take antibiotics for it

kowloon · 17-03-2012 03:40AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Kinda sad really.:o

Sure you could be famous for taking the worlds biggest sh!te. In what context would you like to be famous?

Worse things to be famous for I suppose.

marty1985 · 17-03-2012 03:42AM

KKkitty wrote: »

I'd be someone who doesn't have an ear infection and has to take antibiotics for it

Yeah it's awesome being me.

GoldDustWoman · 17-03-2012 03:46AM

EdenHazard wrote: »

I would be famous! It's my dream!

Sad OP, really sad. I don't understand people who just want fame. Fame is annoying, look at people like Hugh Grant who were hounded by the rags in England just because they were famous. It doesn't really appeal to me.

But ... if I could be one thing, I'd choose to be an awesome songwriter

Tea_Bag · 17-03-2012 03:52AM

if you didn't answer with 'getting the ride', you didn't think about the question for over 5 seconds.

MyKeyG · 17-03-2012 03:54AM

Kim Kardashian. I'd do things to myself you wouldn't see at an Artificial Insemination clinic!!!

policarp · 17-03-2012 03:57AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Kinda sad really.:o

Sure you could be famous for taking the worlds biggest sh!te. In what context would you like to be famous?

Miss Poolafuca 2012. . .