If you could be one thing now!

EdenHazard

I would be famous! It's my dream!

Mohandas

I'd be me, and if you knew me, you'd want to be me as well.
It really is brilliant being me. I feel sorry for the rest of you.

skregs

raping your sister

Mod:
skregs banned for this post.

texidub

reading a different thread

HazDanz

A jar of peanut butter is what I would be.

Hopefully then someone will spoon me

MungBean

Asleep

krudler

A dinosaur.

Start stealing kids for your army.

Or kick the Queen in the throat. Either way you will become famous.

Kojak

I'd be an independant journalist for An Phoblacht writing a piece on the evils of modern society......

starviewadams

A Garda or a firefighter.

Will never be either thanks to my shíttty knee's.

fonecrusher1

EdenHazard wrote: »

I would be famous! It's my dream!

Kinda sad really.:o

Sure you could be famous for taking the worlds biggest sh!te. In what context would you like to be famous?

EdenHazard

Ah just to be like 'look at me now' that's it. I wanna make a difference, mean something, leave a legacy but I'm limited by my limitations!

policarp

The bottom half of a bikini. . .

KKkitty

I'd be someone who doesn't have an ear infection and has to take antibiotics for it

kowloon

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Kinda sad really.:o

Sure you could be famous for taking the worlds biggest sh!te. In what context would you like to be famous?

Worse things to be famous for I suppose.

marty1985

KKkitty wrote: »

I'd be someone who doesn't have an ear infection and has to take antibiotics for it

Yeah it's awesome being me.

GoldDustWoman

EdenHazard wrote: »

I would be famous! It's my dream!

Sad OP, really sad. I don't understand people who just want fame. Fame is annoying, look at people like Hugh Grant who were hounded by the rags in England just because they were famous. It doesn't really appeal to me.

But ... if I could be one thing, I'd choose to be an awesome songwriter

Tea_Bag

if you didn't answer with 'getting the ride', you didn't think about the question for over 5 seconds.

MyKeyG

Kim Kardashian. I'd do things to myself you wouldn't see at an Artificial Insemination clinic!!!

policarp

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Kinda sad really.:o

Sure you could be famous for taking the worlds biggest sh!te. In what context would you like to be famous?

Miss Poolafuca 2012. . .

MyKeyG

policarp wrote: »

Miss Poolafuca 2012. . .

Wasn't she stripped of her title for starring in 'Girls like it in the slurry pit 5'?

Yakult

Rich and bored!

srfc19

KKkitty wrote: »

I'd be someone who doesn't have an ear infection and has to take antibiotics for it

Why would you take antibiotics for not having an ear infection?? :pac:

MyKeyG

srfc19 wrote: »

Why would you take antibiotics for not having an ear infection?? :pac:

Cough...junkie...cough!

_AVALANCHE_

Dr McKay in Stargate Atlantis.

ToddyDoody

Instead of saying sexed i might spoil the whole bit and say.. loved

racso1975

Superhero every single time........stupid child hood dream that wont go away.

uberalles

Burried up to me balls in b b baskin

SeaFields

Still in bed and not working on Paddys day

mattjack

starviewadams wrote: »

A Garda or a firefighter.

Will never be either thanks to my shíttty knee's.

Why not compromise ? be a Gardafighter.

racso1975

changed mind again! Would love to be in a porno! obviously just me and a load of ladies! something about being hangover makes me horny as fluck!

MungBean

SeaFields wrote: »

Still in bed and not working on Paddys day

Shur arnt ya lucky to have a job !!

44leto

A physicist or evolutionist I still find both them fascinating. A geologist in yellowstone park, I actually met one who and she stayed in my parents house for a week, the bitch, the thoughts of her office compared to mine, to spite her being happy, funny, bubbly and an all round nice girl, I took a dislike to her, now no-way would you call me a begrudger.

Mint Sauce

To be off for the weekend.

The King of Moo

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my.

uberalles

Id be "the thing" creature from that sci fi film.

My iPhone is suggesting a "thong" though.

The thing wearing a thong now that would be terrifying, or "terrific" according to my iPhone

I would be a little cat in the shape of some toast, flying across the universe with rainbows coming out of my arse.

Sanity_Saviour

EdenHazard wrote: »

I would be famous! It's my dream!

How did EdenHazard get to 1,000 posts?

amacachi

Not fat.

Chuck Stone

I'd like to be infamous.

thunderdog

I wish I had two pairs of legs so I could do even more groovy dancing....anyone else wish that?

starch4ser

a pair of knickers

jimpump

hugh hefner

thunderdog

Hugh Hefners knickers

zenno

thunderdog wrote: »

Hugh Hefners knickers

Jasus, nasty yock.... I'd like to be a bottle of Bacardi. ohh yeahh. or build a spaceship to travel to this alcohol nebula.. or alcohol cloud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeezC9mYISw

thunderdog

Only worth being a bottle of bicardi if you could somehow drink yourself though

zenno

thunderdog wrote: »

Only worth being a bottle of bicardi if you could somehow drink yourself though

I have amazing abilities and i'm sure i could come up with a solution to implement this scenario. Now if i was a conscious bottle of Bacardi then i surely could ingest myself accordingly lol maybe.

thunderdog

Definitely worth a try. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

pragmatic1

I'd be high on opiates/sleeping.

zenno

thunderdog wrote: »

Definitely worth a try. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

Negative. I never use that approach as it is a false one, an old saying and is not enlightening in the least. :cool: Mind over matter is the key.

thunderdog

True that....once had a dodgy curry, It didn't kill me but definitely didn't make me stronger. Just made my arse sore