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A wise man once said..

  • 16-03-2012 01:56AM
    #1
    ForeverYoung90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭


    "A man who does not make mistakes, usually does not make anything"..
    most thanks is best quote.Lets be having you!


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  • #2
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    "The problem with quotes on the internet is you can never be sure of their authenticity"- Abraham Lincoln, 1864.


  • #3
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Col Sanders.


  • #4
    MyKeyG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    'If she can't say no it's not technically rape' - Ted Bundy


  • #5
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. When you judge him, you will be a mile away and will have his shoes.


  • #6
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "Cool story bro." Anon.


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  • #7
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    "Let he who is without sin cast the first s.." *thump* "Got him dad!" - Homer J Simpson and Rod or Todd Flanders.


  • #8
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    "Cool story bro." Anon.

    On a similar topic -

    U mad bro?


  • #9
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    On a similar topic -

    U mad bro?

    U jelly?


  • #10
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex...It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
    Albert Einstein


  • #11
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    ForeverYoung90 wrote: »
    "A man who does not make mistakes, usually does not make anything"..
    most thanks is best quote.Lets be having you!
    .


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  • #12
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok -wise man


  • #13
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Sounds like the story of the people who destroyed the Republics economy OP.


  • #14
    Allround Predator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭Allround Predator


    A closed mouth catches no fly's.


  • #15
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    "I wish for just one moment, you could stand inside my shoes. And just for that one moment I could be you/Yes I wish for just one moment you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you."

    Bob Dylan


  • #16
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    If ya can't hide her, don't ride her :)


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A bird in the hand gathers no moss.


  • #18
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Some pretty inspirational words here.


  • #19
    Evie90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭Evie90


    'Raise your hand if you love an Irish woman, if you haven't raised your hand raise your standards'


  • #20
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    'Travellers are cnuts, people on the dole are lazy a$sholes who spend it all on drink and need to find a job, Roma gypsies need to get out of Ireland, blast it with p!ss.' - People of AH.


  • #21
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    "The pump dont work cause the vandals took the handle "

    Bob Dylan , I love this one just because the way it all fits together . Great sentence. If sentences sold Id buy this one.


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  • #22
    Jesus Nut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 226 ✭✭Jesus Nut


    "If you cant lift her, dont shift her". Unknown


  • #23
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Luke, I am your father.
    - Dark Vader.


    Beam me up, Scotty.
    - Buck Rogers.


  • #24
    Rolli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Rolli


    "Jesus Peter, the kids are only in the other room" - My ma


  • #25
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Rolli wrote: »
    "Jesus Peter, the kids are only in the other room" - My ma

    "Who the feck is Peter!?" - Your da


  • #26
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want to eat a thousand of something"- Mitch Hedberg


  • #27
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who left a bleeding upturned plug on the floor you cnut "
    The missus


  • #28
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. Einstein.




  • #29
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Luke I am your father - Dark Vader.

    Wrong he said "No, I am your father" :pac:

    A man that reads lives a thousand lives, a man that does not lives one - someone


  • #30
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    'Never tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon'
    -Anon


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  • #31
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    - Dark Vader.



    - Buck Rogers.
    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Wrong he said "No, I am your father" :pac:

    A man that reads lives a thousand lives, a man that does not lives one - someone

    Yep :)


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