A wise man once said..

ForeverYoung90

"A man who does not make mistakes, usually does not make anything"..
most thanks is best quote.Lets be having you!

krudler

"The problem with quotes on the internet is you can never be sure of their authenticity"- Abraham Lincoln, 1864.

Logical Fallacy

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Col Sanders.

MyKeyG

'If she can't say no it's not technically rape' - Ted Bundy

Esoteric_

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. When you judge him, you will be a mile away and will have his shoes.

The King of Moo

"Cool story bro." Anon.

MungBean

"Let he who is without sin cast the first s.." *thump* "Got him dad!" - Homer J Simpson and Rod or Todd Flanders.

Esoteric_

The King of Moo wrote: »

"Cool story bro." Anon.

On a similar topic -

U mad bro?

The King of Moo

LyndaMcL wrote: »

On a similar topic -

U mad bro?

U jelly?

Washington Irving

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex...It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Albert Einstein

The King of Moo

ForeverYoung90 wrote: »

"A man who does not make mistakes, usually does not make anything"..
most thanks is best quote.Lets be having you!

.

Babybuff

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok -wise man

KeithAFC

Sounds like the story of the people who destroyed the Republics economy OP.

Allround Predator

A closed mouth catches no fly's.

cloptrop

"I wish for just one moment, you could stand inside my shoes. And just for that one moment I could be you/Yes I wish for just one moment you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you."

Bob Dylan

KKkitty

If ya can't hide her, don't ride her

ejmaztec

A bird in the hand gathers no moss.

The King of Moo

Some pretty inspirational words here.

Evie90

'Raise your hand if you love an Irish woman, if you haven't raised your hand raise your standards'

Esoteric_

'Travellers are cnuts, people on the dole are lazy a$sholes who spend it all on drink and need to find a job, Roma gypsies need to get out of Ireland, blast it with p!ss.' - People of AH.

cloptrop

"The pump dont work cause the vandals took the handle "

Bob Dylan , I love this one just because the way it all fits together . Great sentence. If sentences sold Id buy this one.

Jesus Nut

"If you cant lift her, dont shift her". Unknown

The King of Moo

Luke, I am your father.

- Dark Vader.

Beam me up, Scotty.

- Buck Rogers.

Rolli

"Jesus Peter, the kids are only in the other room" - My ma

The King of Moo

Rolli wrote: »

"Jesus Peter, the kids are only in the other room" - My ma

"Who the feck is Peter!?" - Your da

krudler

"Rice is great when you're hungry and want to eat a thousand of something"- Mitch Hedberg

cloptrop

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who left a bleeding upturned plug on the floor you cnut "
The missus

mackg

As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. Einstein.

Temptamperu

The King of Moo wrote: »

Luke I am your father - Dark Vader.

Wrong he said "No, I am your father" :pac:

A man that reads lives a thousand lives, a man that does not lives one - someone

Washington Irving

'Never tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon'
-Anon

The King of Moo

The King of Moo wrote: »

- Dark Vader.



- Buck Rogers.

Temptamperu wrote: »

Wrong he said "No, I am your father" :pac:

A man that reads lives a thousand lives, a man that does not lives one - someone

Yep

timesnap

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs,then you are using way too much weed,my son. .~ I said that.

Sindri

Beauty is a short lived Tyranny.

-Socrates

____________________________

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

-John Keats

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When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.

-Johnathon Swift

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A fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one.

-Archilochus

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cloptrop

A fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one.

-Archilochus

Hedgehogs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, why cant they just share the hedge ?
Some comedian.

Rolli

The King of Moo wrote: »

- Dark Vader.



- Buck Rogers.

Darth

johnayo

If you can't be with the one you love,then love the one your with.

af_thefragile

Penis!!!!!!!

krudler

Rolli wrote: »

Darth

"Dats de joke"- Rainier Wolfcastle

Irish Guitarist

"What you talkin' 'bout Willis?" - Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes.

Napper Hawkins

You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretenses of your civilization which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilized world.

"The Torture Garden" - Octave Mirbeau 1899


And a personal favourite of mine:

"There's too much blood in my alcohol system!"

Mr.Biscuits

"Naughty naughty, very naughty .. Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Oh wait, that was a great philosopher - I've no idea so.

mikemac1

If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
-- Homer Simpson

Words I live by

Senna

"The masses are asses" Annon

Jesus Wept

'That's a paddlin'

Guill

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibmcsEGLKo

ToddyDoody

'Put down the chistle. Let be. Appreciate' (Not sure who its by) 'old people, you cant beat 'em.. More's the pity' Peter Kay

forfuxsake

"Far away fields spoil the broth"

- Helen Keller

sleepysniper

"Girl Shake That Ass Like A Donkey With Parkinson's" - Eminem

forfuxsake

Does Rose Kennedy sh!t on the Pope?

SEPT 23 1989

A great philosopher once wrote

"Naughty naughty very naughty"