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The most pleasurable experience

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  • #62
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Sleeping is the best on the list.


    Sex would come second but is over rated unless of courise you are half brazilian, half asian. If you fall into the above criteria pm me


  • #63
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    That first long burning guzzle of whiskey from the bottle after you've fallen off the wagon.


  • #64
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Seeing a lot of money in the bank account after waiting for ages.

    Finishing work, pouring a glass of wine and lighting a cigarette (I usually don't remember much after that).

    Speed!


  • #65
    pache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭pache


    Eventually,after some extreme but delicate manovers you get a grip on that snot that has been bugging you and gently extract it from your nazel passage,bliss,sick, but bliss..


  • #66
    Whispered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    clintondaly wrote: »
    It has been measured as approx. 1/8 of an orgasm

    I wish!

    (I regularly sneeze up to ten times in a row.)


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  • #67
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Sneezing has to be up there, I had a sneezing fit last night and I thought ah I wish I could live my life sneezing, everyone would leave me alone, ah the life of a hermit; achooo.


  • #68
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Sleeping is the best on the list.


    Sex would come second but is over rated unless of courise you are half brazilian, half asian. If you fall into the above criteria pm me

    I like sleeping after a long hard day when you're tired as muck and can barely keep your eyes open. But I usually end up waking up after a long sleep even more tired than I was when I went to bed. So I don't like sleeping for long hours. Though if I sleep too little, I feel like a zombie for the rest of the day... Darn first world problems!!

    But when you wake up in the morning warm and comfortable under your duvet while the temperature outside is that little bit too cold to keep you from leaving your bed and then you realise you have afford another hour's of sleep is absolute bliss!! Though it is soon shattered by the realisation that you soon need to get up and get moving or else you'll be late!


  • #69
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Taking the life of another man:D


  • #70
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Taking the life of another man:D

    AKA Marriage ;)


  • #71
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    ronan45 wrote: »
    Getting back over my back garden wall after grabbing my neigbours panties and bra off the line still moist :o

    What do you do with the *ahem* panties then Ronan? :confused:


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  • #72
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    The first toke - ahhhhhhhhhhh :cool:


  • #73
    redzerologhlen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    DaveNoCheese wrote: »
    Popping a nice big juicy whitehead :pac:

    Kevin and perry go large scarred me for life because of that carry on!!


  • #74
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    redzerologhlen wrote: »
    Kevin and perry go large scarred me for life because of that carry on!!

    Didn't they scrub up well though? ;)


  • #75
    impr0v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Not just any itch:

    1. scratching around a swollen mosquito bite after holding out from doing so for ages; or
    2. after a frantic search, finding a suitable implement to scratch an itch in the centre of your back.


  • #76
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    impr0v wrote: »
    Not just any itch:

    1. scratching around a swollen mosquito bite after holding out from doing so for ages; or
    2. after a frantic search, finding a suitable implement to scratch an itch in the centre of your back.

    Or scratching your athlete's foot, it's great at the beginning, it feels like you are going to come, but then you realise you are in agony as your foot is bleeding from scratching so hard.


  • #77
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    link_2007 wrote: »
    Scratching the sole of your foot with a fork.

    Where do you live i'm going to have you thrown out..


  • #78
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    It's a close call between an orgasm, taking a pee you're bursting with, and having a really good massage when you really need it.


  • #79
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    As an insomniac eczema sufferer, I put scratching an itch second only to sleeping. Precious sleep, how thee alludes me.


  • #80
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    I love waking up during the night all snug in your bed whilst the rain outside is pelting the window and as your just about to nod off again you let a big ripper of a fart....Heaven.


  • #81
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Lickin a beef curry off a baldy squirting fanny while washing it down with a pint of guinness


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  • #82
    TreesAreCrowd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭TreesAreCrowd


    Rusty trombone and it's not even close.


  • #83
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    luckyfrank wrote: »
    What is the most in your opinion

    1 Sex

    2 Quenching an unbelievable thirst

    3 Relieving your self of a piss you've being holding for hours

    4 Eating when you havnt eating for ages

    5 Sleeping

    6 Relieving an itch


    Well whatch think ?

    What would you choose

    You pretty much described a lot of peoples Friday night.


  • #84
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    luckyfrank wrote: »
    What is the most in your opinion

    1 Sex

    2 Quenching an unbelievable thirst

    3 Relieving your self of a piss you've being holding for hours

    4 Eating when you havnt eating for ages

    5 Sleeping

    6 Relieving an itch


    Well whatch think ?

    What would you choose

    Most pleasurable experience?

    Yore Ma!


  • #85
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I forgot about one, a ripper of a fart that goes on for a good few seconds and you don't follow through :D


    Savage stuff ;)


  • #86
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    A really good crack of the neck or back when you haven't done it images.


  • #87
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Tidyweb wrote: »
    Taking your bra off after a hard day

    Do you mean taking one's bra off after a hard day?


  • #88
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Sacramento wrote: »
    You pretty much described a lot of peoples Friday night.

    Yeah, but needs a little re-arranging:
    1 Quenching an unbelievable thirst

    2 Relieving your self of a piss you've being holding for hours

    3 Eating when you havnt eating for ages

    4 Sex

    5 Sleeping

    6 Relieving an itch


  • #89
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    1. Scratching an itch

    2. Waking up at like 2am knowning I have another 5 hours in bed :D

    3. The feeling of wearing brand new clothes

    4. A nice hot bath after a long, cold day.

    5. Taking off my bra after a long day, lads have no idea just how good it feels.

    Taking your bra off after a long day.


  • #90
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    orgasm, and everything else in that order


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  • #91
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    A nice long mass.


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