Where's the worst place you have ran into an EX

Stiffler2 · 12-03-2012 11:05AM #1

Have to tell this story, my mate told me this over the weekend he went out to help his mom with the shopping, happened last year. He is 28.

Anyway they ended up in La Senza and he ran into his Ex.
His ex was like you're in La Senza doing lingerie shopping with your mother ??

and he was like ehh ehh : "yes. it appears so."

bbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnnnnn

So where's the worst place / scenario you have ran into a ex

The above sure made me lol

Dravokivich · 12-03-2012 11:07AM

What's a La Senza?

DirtyBollox · 12-03-2012 11:07AM

she wandered into the room when i was shagging her sister :pac:

AngryBollix · 12-03-2012 11:08AM

on top of her

keithclancy · 12-03-2012 11:09AM

While she was pimpin herself at the local hoe house

harney · 12-03-2012 11:09AM

Before I go with the obligatory pics or gtfo, is the mum a milf? I don't mean in her son's eyes, that's obvious or he wouldn't be buying her lingerie.

Wossack · 12-03-2012 11:10AM

at 28, he really shouldnt give a fuck

and by his response, it sounds like he didnt

im invisible · 12-03-2012 11:11AM

The perienium

DrumSteve · 12-03-2012 11:29AM

In her car.

Seachmall · 12-03-2012 11:30AM

Witness box.

NiallFH · 12-03-2012 11:32AM

Her bed, there is such a thing as too much drink

Mint Sauce · 12-03-2012 11:36AM

Dravokivich wrote: »

What's a La Senza?

Knicker shop

Clues are in the OP.

12-03-2012 11:37AM

Louth

AeoNGriM · 12-03-2012 11:44AM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Have to tell this story, my mate told me this over the weekend he went out to help his mom with the shopping, happened last year. He is 28.

Anyway they ended up in La Senza and he ran into his Ex.
His ex was like you're in La Senza doing lingerie shopping with your mother ??

and he was like ehh ehh : "yes. it appears so."

bbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnnnnn

So where's the worst place / scenario you have ran into a ex

The above sure made me lol

What should have happenned :

Anyway they ended up in La Senza and he ran into his Ex.

His ex was like you're in La Senza doing lingerie shopping with your mother ??

'The fcuk has it got to do with you? You were taking sperm baths with the local GAA team and you're criticising me cos my mum wants a nightdress?.....Bitch, please.'

Stiffler2 · 12-03-2012 11:49AM

Wossack wrote: »

at 28, he really shouldnt give a fuck

and by his response, it sounds like he didnt

Lol- you're right, he couldn't give a F**K
He has no shame, for me this would be highly shameful,

being caught in La Senza by your Ex with your Mom doing lingerie shopping

NICE

Amzie · 12-03-2012 11:53AM

It was my graduation night from school and we were all going to a nightclub & I queud up for 40 mins, feet were killing me. I get to the door and the bouncer says I have an attitude problem so Im not getting in!! Prick of a bouncer pushes me off the step which makes me pretty mad!!

Two of my other friends cudnt get in cos they had no id. My bf waited with me & all my other friends get in!!:( so were outside in the rain im balling crying and then my ex walks along Looking so Smug cos I obviously look upset and hes just made a horrible remark to me which makes the night ten times worse!! BF cops on to his smugness and He runs after him.....:eek: luckily he didnt do anything stupid to him!!.... Some crap Night!!!

cournioni · 12-03-2012 12:26PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Lol- you're right, he couldn't give a F**K
He has no shame, for me this would be highly shameful,

being caught in La Senza by your Ex with your Mom doing lingerie shopping

NICE

You sound very insecure.

Dixie Chick · 12-03-2012 12:36PM

I was at a mexican themed houseparty one night, we had the hats, moustaches painted on etc, the works mighty craic!

Woke up the next morning and threw on jeans and and jumper and scooted to the local shop for liquids, club lemon specifically, bumped into my long term ex who never touched drink in his life. He looked at me hard, then looked away obviously crestfallen having seen me you know.

I hwad back to the house with my club limmon, catch sight of my beautiful moustace still painted on from the night before.

:o

Stiffler2 · 12-03-2012 12:49PM

cournioni wrote: »

You sound very insecure.

I have tripled glazed A rated windows with 3 deadbolts.
I feel very secure

blaze1 · 12-03-2012 12:50PM

On my stag night. Guess you missed the boat didnt ya biatch :cool:

William_Hicley · 12-03-2012 01:09PM

Amzie wrote: »

It was my graduation night from school and we were all going to a nightclub & I queud up for 40 mins, feet were killing me. I get to the door and the bouncer says I have an attitude problem so Im not getting in!! Prick of a bouncer pushes me off the step which makes me pretty mad!!

Two of my other friends cudnt get in cos they had no id. My bf waited with me & all my other friends get in!!:( so were outside in the rain im balling crying and then my ex walks along Looking so Smug cos I obviously look upset and hes just made a horrible remark to me which makes the night ten times worse!! BF cops on to his smugness and He runs after him.....:eek: luckily he didnt do anything stupid to him!!.... Some crap Night!!!

Were you bitchin' moanin' and complainin' out loud the whole time you were in the queue?

Nothingbetter2d · 12-03-2012 01:12PM

maybe he pimps out his mother to make a few quid during this recession

token101 · 12-03-2012 01:13PM

Amzie wrote: »

It was my graduation night from school and we were all going to a nightclub & I queud up for 40 mins, feet were killing me. I get to the door and the bouncer says I have an attitude problem so Im not getting in!! Prick of a bouncer pushes me off the step which makes me pretty mad!!

Two of my other friends cudnt get in cos they had no id. My bf waited with me & all my other friends get in!!:( so were outside in the rain im balling crying and then my ex walks along Looking so Smug cos I obviously look upset and hes just made a horrible remark to me which makes the night ten times worse!! BF cops on to his smugness and He runs after him.....:eek: luckily he didnt do anything stupid to him!!.... Some crap Night!!!

Sounds like you pick well.

cournioni · 12-03-2012 01:14PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I have tripled glazed A rated windows with 3 deadbolts.
I feel very secure

Very good, but if you would feel shamed because you were out shopping with your mother then I think you are insecure. The fact that he's out shopping with his mother at all shows that he's a pretty decent guy if you ask me.

token101 · 12-03-2012 01:19PM

cournioni wrote: »

Very good, but if you would feel shamed because you were out shopping with your mother then I think you are insecure. The fact that he's out shopping with his mother at all shows that he's a pretty decent guy if you ask me.

There's a bit of a difference between shopping with your mother, and lingerie shopping with your mother.

fullstop · 12-03-2012 01:21PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

What's a La Senza?

You've never had a girlfriend, have you

cournioni · 12-03-2012 01:23PM

token101 wrote: »

There's a bit of a difference between shopping with your mother, and lingerie shopping with your mother.

Your point being? Maybe she was helping him pick something for his brand new smoking hot girlfriend... :pac:

Stiffler2 · 12-03-2012 01:27PM

cournioni wrote: »

Very good, but if you would feel shamed because you were out shopping with your mother then I think you are insecure. The fact that he's out shopping with his mother at all shows that he's a pretty decent guy if you ask me.

I agree- fair play to him for helping his mom.
Being caught out shopping with her at that age is bad enough but to be caught in a lingerie shop with your mom by an ex brings the game to a whole new level.

I wouldn't consider myself insecure but let me ask you this question :

How would you feel if you were out shopping with your mom and she turned down the sanitary towel / tampon aisle and you went with her, now while down that aisle you bump into either an Ex or a good mate.

Either way, it's going to be embarassing. We all know you aren't the one purchasing these tampons but boys will be boys and you will be slagged.

notsobusy · 12-03-2012 01:31PM

He might have just been in the shop looking at different things to his mother! I can't imagine any mother holding up a bra and knickers matching set and asking "Do these suit me sweetie?"

Sounds like a nice son if you ask me!

Worst place I bumped into my ex was at a friends wedding, he was there with his new wife!!! I avoided like the plague all night and then went for a pub lunch with another friend the next day and other friend had invited ex and new wife so was just the four of us and she spent about an hour trying to talk to me, asking me how my parents were and stuff.....Total numpty.

I might add that he'd been cheating on me with her her for 6 months before I copped on and moved home!!! So was livid with other friend for being an interfering tw*t.

blaze1 · 12-03-2012 01:33PM

notsobusy wrote: »

I might add that he'd been cheating on me with her her for 6 months before I copped on and moved home!!! So was livid with other friend for being an interfering tw*t.

Did you not slap her? The ex's wife, although the friend could've warranted one as well.

Thats pretty harsh

MarkR · 12-03-2012 01:34PM

Family Reunion. Turns out she was a close relative. Or a twin. Maybe my sister. Whichever is funniest.

Oh, and STI Clinic. Definitely have to put a STI Clinic in this thread.

Where's the worst place you have ran into an EX

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