Do you think the Chinese could take over the world if they wanted to?

Cha-Ching, my Chinese accountant says not*:D

Is china taking over the world? This interesting link might inform further




*Yes I eat that many Chinese meals I have a special accountant to keep track:D

Nope. The US will be a considerable force for the next century I reckon.

Who wants the world? it's feiced....now the moon...with all that cheese...that's a different story....

Domo230 wrote: »

there a great bunch of lads.

Post number SEVEN before this came up? I'm disappointed, AH.

Oh, second mention post number 13.

no , but if they tried the world would be wiped out.

heres the scenario...

hey guy I weally want to take over world , lets set off the nukes to destwroy amerwica ... and any opposition.....

20 nuclear subs in return blow the sh1t out of China..

Then Chinese subs .....etc

then were all gone for evers.

The End

bb1234567 wrote: »

Well they definitely have a large enough population to do so.

They're the ones behind the plot to have us all turn gay. Soon we'll be extinct and only the chinese will be left. Then they'll come out of the tunnells under our houses and take over.

cml387 wrote: »

The Chinese, a great bunch of rads.

Let me just add
If they took over the world, I would be sad
To see them prosper though, I would be glad
Once they don't try and take my pad
I would report them to my dad

rads, adds, glads & sads,

The chinese are a great bunch of lads:D

Hande hoche! wrote: »

That makes more sense. I was wondering why a country with such high levels of lactose intolerance wanted so much cheese.

Here is the actual log from the mission:cool:



Summary Report
We've been to Button Moon, we've followed Mr. Spoon,
Button Moon, Button Moon. We've been to Button Moon,
Button Moon x 4, Be back soon! Button Moon


Three Little Pigs" 8 December 1980
Mrs. Spoon gives Mr. Spoon a present. It's a spaceship, so now he can fly to Button Moon.

2 "The Witch's Toast" 15 December 1980
Mr. Spoon flies from Junk Planet, through Blanket Sky to shining Button Moon. There he meets Captain Large and the Bottle Army. Through his telescope he spies a witch's magic.

3 "Billy Goat's Gruff" 22 December 1980
Mr. Spoon flies from his home on Junk Planet to Button Moon.

4 "Sid and Baby" 29 December 1980
Mr. Spoon lives with his family on Junk Planet. He has seen Button Moon shining in Blanket Sky and travels there in his spaceship.

5 "The Three Wishes" 1 January 1981
Mr. Spoon goes to see Captain Large and his army. He also meets Bertie and Gertie, who have three wishes.

6 "Storks" 12 January 1981
Mr. Spoon sees the stars playing a game. He also sees two strange birds and a camel who help to bring happiness to a sad princess.

7 "Tin-Who-Tea-What" 12 January 1981
When Tina gets a bump on her head, she cannot remember who she is. Maybe Mr. Spoon can help. But soon, things go wrong.

8 "Scruffy and the Bone" 26 January 1981
Mr. Spoon helps a pair of scissors which have accidentally cut a thread holding Button Moon in Blanket Sky. Through his telescope he sees two unusual dancers and Scruffy and Basil, two dogs whch play hunt the bone.

9 "The Grasshopper and the Ants" 2 February 1981
Mr. Spoon sees a lazy grasshopper and some busy ants preparing for the winter.
10 "The Magic Wand" 9 February 1981
Mr. Spoon finds a magic wand whilst travelling to Button Moon. Meanwhile, Mrs. Spoon plans a picnic for Egbert.

11 "The Hare and the Tortoise" 16 February 1981
Mr. Spoon, who lives with his family on Junk Planet, takes his daughter, Tina Teaspoon, to Button Moon. They find some talking umbrellas there and through a telescope see a hare and a tortoise having a race.

12 "The Fox and the Hen" 23 February 1981
Mr. Spoon travels to Button Moon where he finds a wardrobe and helps to make a sad dress happy.

13 "House For Sale" 2 March 1981
Mr. Spoon and his family watch a performance of the Paper Circus. Then through their telescope they see Scruffy the dog, whose best friend is moving away.

the chinese a great bunch of lads:P

John Doe1 wrote: »

Sure they are all 5ft:rolleyes:

I could take them all

Keep your hurl at the ready, you might be called upon when the time comes:D

KeithAFC wrote: »

Would like to them try. My petrol bomb awaits.

I've set up an observation post in the mountains;)