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Songs: Best 1 Line Put Downs: Do Share : )

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  • #32
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Every line in this song....


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9lYH4U8ySc


  • #33
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will psychologically traumatise me.


  • #34
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »
    Holy sh1t! More psychopathic lyrical ganstas.

    In fairness, is this a quality put down from a smug "suit-and-tie" psychopatic ass hole, or the last words of a drug crazed lunatic who is just about to blow his/her owns brains out?

    Cant deny tho, its as "bad ass" as "bad ass" can be. Thank u for sharin:D
    Just a young fella that thought his ex was a meaner, really. Best angry-breakup album ever. Tons of winning lines bouyed by grandiose self-importance.
    Totally jepic.


  • #35
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Select 1 line and post up, otherwise u b lazy. :D

    Dean09 wrote: »
    Every line in this song....


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9lYH4U8ySc


  • #36
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    HandsomeDivil wrote: »
    "You're a no one nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QnK0yql8s

    Best song ever written


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  • #37
    Patri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Cant think of any one-liners as of yet, but I just wanted to say well done "yeah yeah yeah" I've never seen an op become so involved it's a bit impressive you crazy ba*tard. Also I like your location, gave me a giggle.


  • #38
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Is this a "Put-Down"? Sounds more like a "cry for help" to me.

    If you know Mr Stone, please reassure him that professional help is available.
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will psychologically traumatise me.


  • #39
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »
    Select 1 line and post up, otherwise u b lazy. :D

    The very 1st line.....

    "That's why I fúcked yo bitch you fat mutha-fúcka"


  • #40
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »
    I seen him once, in Camden Town, Sunday market day. He was walking around head angled, trying to be anonymous, but also looking to see if anyone noticed him. In the 20 seconds he was in my view, nobody did.

    Woah, you mean you saw Bob Dylan.


  • #41
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Patri, if u are female, I love you with all my heart.

    If you are male, please see above.:D

    Patri wrote: »
    Cant think of any one-liners as of yet, but I just wanted to say well done "yeah yeah yeah" I've never seen an op become so involved it's a bit impressive you crazy ba*tard. Also I like your location, gave me a giggle.


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  • #42
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Dean09 wrote: »
    The very 1st line.....

    "That's why I fúcked yo bitch you fat mutha-fúcka"

    Dean in fairness, this "motho fo", needs to go bac to "£motho foc'n school" to learn how to express himself in fullness so that we all can understand the mother fuc'n situ he is in.


  • #43
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    I did indeed, without a ticket.:D
    Suas11 wrote: »
    Woah, you mean you saw Bob Dylan.


  • #44
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »
    Dean in fairness, this "motho fo", needs to go bac to "£motho foc'n school" to learn how to express himself in fullness so that we all can understand the mother fuc'n situ he is in.

    .......................ok.......................


  • #45
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    Suas11 wrote: »
    Woah, you mean you saw Bob Dylan.


    Had a drink with him...circa '88 Mayfair Hotel London, he was very cool:cool: One of the highlights of my life...(also had a drink with Chris De Burgh the same year, in my defence I loved Spanish Train, cringeworthy now!!)


  • #46
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Nice Pandora, seems you should be well experienced to offer you fav "Put-Down" if u have not already done so:D

    Did Chris get out his Ovation and try to win you over with "Lady in Pink"?:D


    Pandora2 wrote: »
    Had a drink with him...circa '88 Mayfair Hotel London, he was very cool:cool: One of the highlights of my life...(also had a drink with Chris De Burgh the same year, in my defence I loved Spanish Train, cringeworthy now!!)


  • #47
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Is Bob the "King of "Put-Downs"?

    Philosophy and Organic Farming? Yea right Bob'ster u da king.

    http://youtu.be/YZlsP8LHHAs


  • #48
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    It was between Lady in Red and Missing You....he arrived back from Wembley after a gig and required the piano, then locked away, I was just finishing a Duty shift and authorised its deployment, he asked me to join them...I was finished my very last shift in the Hotel and thought What the Hell...he sang all my faves off Spanish Train.......Hit on me too, I declined;) The monobrow was just too much to ignore;)


  • #49
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »
    Nice Pandora, seems you should be well experienced to offer you fav "Put-Down" if u have not already done so:D


    I did and you liked it a lot.......there are others but, I don't wanna hog the thread;)


  • #50
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    "That's why I fcuked your bitch you fat motherfcuker"

    Tupac - Hit Em Up


  • #51
    Spoonman75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Spoonman75


    "I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key"

    Get's me everytime.:o


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  • #52
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you


  • #53
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Pandora2 wrote: »
    Had a drink with him...circa '88 Mayfair Hotel London, he was very cool:cool: One of the highlights of my life...(also had a drink with Chris De Burgh the same year, in my defence I loved Spanish Train, cringeworthy now!!)

    Jesus, I would give anything to have a drink with Bob Dylan. What did you talk about? Sorry if I'm being too nosy.


  • #54
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    "you can eat the corn out of my ****" -- Butt Trumpet


  • #55
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Anybody want some more Dylan?

    I hope that you die
    and I hope it comes soon
    I'll follow your casket
    on a pale afternoon
    I'll lower you down
    into your deathbed
    and I'll stand over your grave 'till I'm sure that you're dead.


  • #56
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Pretty much all of this song

    http://www.metrolyrics.com/song-for-the-sick-lyrics-graham-coxon.html


  • #57
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Irony is, that it was and that it continues to be, eternal, classic "Put-Down".
    kryogen wrote: »
    You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you


  • #58
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    "Will Smith don't have to curse in his raps to sell records, well I do, so **** him and **** you too"-Eminem

    Actually Eminem has a s-hit load of them


  • #59
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    He one bad Mo Fo...good job he wasnt packin heat:D
    kryogen wrote: »
    Anybody want some more Dylan?

    I hope that you die
    and I hope it comes soon
    I'll follow your casket
    on a pale afternoon
    I'll lower you down
    into your deathbed
    and I'll stand over your grave 'till I'm sure that you're dead.


  • #60
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    Suas11 wrote: »
    Jesus, I would give anything to have a drink with Bob Dylan. What did you talk about? Sorry if I'm being too nosy.

    He was "in house" and he was out and about in the City, we had a new doorman...he tried to enter the Hotel and was refused (ripped jeans and so on), being the cool guy he was he went round the corner and used a call box, got put through to Sales where I did my thing, explained his difficulty, and knowing he was "In House" I said I'd meet him at the door...not knowing if it really was him....3 min later I was shaking his hand...showed him to his suite and he was so nice...ended up with a glass in my hand as I was apologising for the doorman....he said he preferred not to be recognised and had no issues with the guy who refused him admission!!! Like I said, highlight;)


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  • #61
    Yeah Yeah Yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭Yeah Yeah Yeah


    Pandora2 wrote: »
    Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »
    Nice Pandora, seems you should be well experienced to offer you fav "Put-Down" if u have not already done so:D


    I did and you liked it a lot.......there are others but, I don't wanna hog the thread;)


    You're not hogging, you contributing, you class:D


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