Songs: Best 1 Line Put Downs: Do Share : )

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Hi all,

Inviting you to post up your best (aka worst) lyrical one liner "put downs" in a song.

Here's mine:

Kid Creole and The Coconuts: Annie I'm Not Your Daddy.

"See if I was in your blood, then you wouldn't be so ugly".

Poor wee Annie..sob sob....

http://youtu.be/Tbfp8EajEG4

admiralofthefleet

no thanks

The Jammy dodger

Worst Irish lyric I ever heard was paddy caseys ''Just get in your car, we can go and be a star''

it must have taken him all week to come up with that one.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Your'e very welcome to change your mind at any stage Admiralofthebarge, apologies, Fleet.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yes indeed I like that muchley Jammy D. Suggesting false hope to all wanna be 6 stringers...but is it a "Put Down"? Excellent choice tho my learned friend.

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

Worst Irish lyric I ever heard was paddy caseys ''Just get in your car, we can go and be a star''

it must have taken him all week to come up with that one.

cartell_best

"all the lies that you told me"....you know the Frances Black song?

admiralofthefleet

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Your'e very welcome to change your mind at any stage Admiralofthebarge, apologies, Fleet.

ill keep that in mind thanks

benway

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Kid Creole and The Coconuts: Annie I'm Not Your Daddy.

Been in my head all day. And for that, I'm gonna join in. Kinda a put down, but more a dose of reality:

Ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny what are you twenty-one ?
Ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny why don't you give it a rest
Ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny the world is a million
Ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny there can be no contest

See also, Dre

B!tch n!gga, you more of a b!tch than a b!tch
You ain't into hittin p*ssy, or hittin the switch
You into hittin b!tches off of the grip you punk b!tch

and

When I met you last night, baby
Before I blew yo' mind, (blew-blew-blew your mind)
I thought we had a chance, lady
No more now that I'm sober you ain't that fine

No one liners for me, mind. All about the full verse disses.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ill keep that in mind thanks

Yes please do.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Good call, obviously you are well read in "Lyrical Putdowns".

I think the University of East Anglia are now offering it as a optional module on their Popular Music BSc.

Call the Help Desk at UEA (also commonly called the University of Easy Access) and ask for the Dean of Faculty, "Put Me Downs". He is normally very obliging, on a good day.

benway wrote: »

Been in my head all day. And for that, I'm gonna join in. Kinda a put down, but more a dose of reality:

See also, Dre

No one liners for me, mind. All about the full verse disses.

The Jammy dodger

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Yes indeed I like that muchley Jammy D. Suggesting false hope to all wanna be 6 stringers...but is it a "Put Down"? Excellent choice tho my learned friend.

Of course it's a put down. Puts me down every time I hear it. :mad::(:pac:

Yeah Yeah Yeah

cartell_best wrote: »

"all the lies that you told me"....you know the Frances Black song?

No but Im gonna chec it out mista!

Pandora2

Tell the Devil I said Hey when you get back to where you're from!! Bruno Mars........It works for me;)

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Are you short?

According to Randy Newman

"Short people got no reason to live"

http://youtu.be/IbhBNEUNyRc

Rothko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMjJIRZk1K8

"I wish for just one time you could stand inside my shoes, you'd know what a drag it is to see you"

im invisible

the kid is not my son

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Excellent....:D

Pandora2 wrote: »

Tell the Devil I said Hey when you get back to where you're from!! Bruno Mars........It works for me;)

HandsomeDivil

"You're a no one nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QnK0yql8s

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Quality quality quality:D

OMG, surely the Bobster MUST be the King of Quality 1 line "Put-Downs", excellent I love it.

Suas11 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMjJIRZk1K8

"I wish for just one time you could stand inside my shoes, you'd know what a drag it is to see you"

Savage Henry

Ya get nothin' for nothin'
If that's what ya do
Turn around bitch I got a use for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do
And I'm bored

- It's So Easy - Guns N' Roses

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Quality, some poor b1tch scarred for life....not that that is a good thing, its not, but the lyrical "Put-Down" is quality.:D

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

"You're a no one nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QnK0yql8s

Tesco Massacre

In your face like a can of mace.

Old Dirty Bastard, 1968-2004

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Christ on a bike! A major psychopatic "Put-Down".

Did this particular lyrical gangsta ever offer some explanation or forgiveness/excuse for this particulary disturbing lyric?

On a scale of 1 to 10, this mother goes all the way to 11.:D

Savage Henry wrote: »

Ya get nothin' for nothin'
If that's what ya do
Turn around bitch I got a use for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do
And I'm bored

- It's So Easy - Guns N' Roses

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

In your face like a can of mace.

Old Dirty Bastard, 1968-2004

He didnt get to be very old did he, the Dirty Old Bastard, apologies, Old Dirty Bastard.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

im invisible wrote: »

the kid is not my son

Yes, but in fairness, the Jackson boy didnt quite function in that department, so this was not a "Put Down" as such, more like an anticipation of legal proceedings. Which seemed to work, as far as we know.

grindle

"It's sexual debauchery you fu.cking c.unt,
you fu.cking whore, you cost what you're worth."

'Motel of the White Locust' - glassJAw


Succinct.

The King of Moo

From Idiot Wind by Bob Dylan:


"You're an idiot babe,
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe."

Bitter, bitter man.

washiskin

"I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care."

"I care enough to know I can never love you."

Poison Arrow - ABC

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Holy sh1t! More psychopathic lyrical ganstas.

In fairness, is this a quality put down from a smug "suit-and-tie" psychopatic ass hole, or the last words of a drug crazed lunatic who is just about to blow his/her owns brains out?

Cant deny tho, its as "bad ass" as "bad ass" can be. Thank u for sharin:D

grindle wrote: »

"It's sexual debauchery you fu.cking c.unt,
you fu.cking whore, you cost what you're worth."

'Motel of the White Locust' - glassJAw


Succinct.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Oh boy! Quality...lines delivered with impassion and a smug cold demeanour..chilling....yes chillin when u think about it.....poor Martin...did he ever find "true love"?

washiskin wrote: »

"I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care."

"I care enough to know I can never love you."

Poison Arrow - ABC

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I seen him once, in Camden Town, Sunday market day. He was walking around head angled, trying to be anonymous, but also looking to see if anyone noticed him. In the 20 seconds he was in my view, nobody did.

The King of Moo wrote: »

From Idiot Wind by Bob Dylan:


"You're an idiot babe,
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe."

Bitter, bitter man.

El Guapo!

Every line in this song....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9lYH4U8ySc

Chuck Stone

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will psychologically traumatise me.

grindle

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Holy sh1t! More psychopathic lyrical ganstas.

In fairness, is this a quality put down from a smug "suit-and-tie" psychopatic ass hole, or the last words of a drug crazed lunatic who is just about to blow his/her owns brains out?

Cant deny tho, its as "bad ass" as "bad ass" can be. Thank u for sharin:D

Just a young fella that thought his ex was a meaner, really. Best angry-breakup album ever. Tons of winning lines bouyed by grandiose self-importance.
Totally jepic.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Select 1 line and post up, otherwise u b lazy.

Dean09 wrote: »

Every line in this song....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9lYH4U8ySc

Rothko

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

"You're a no one nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QnK0yql8s

Best song ever written

Patri

Cant think of any one-liners as of yet, but I just wanted to say well done "yeah yeah yeah" I've never seen an op become so involved it's a bit impressive you crazy ba*tard. Also I like your location, gave me a giggle.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Is this a "Put-Down"? Sounds more like a "cry for help" to me.

If you know Mr Stone, please reassure him that professional help is available.

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will psychologically traumatise me.

El Guapo!

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Select 1 line and post up, otherwise u b lazy.

The very 1st line.....

"That's why I fúcked yo bitch you fat mutha-fúcka"

Rothko

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

I seen him once, in Camden Town, Sunday market day. He was walking around head angled, trying to be anonymous, but also looking to see if anyone noticed him. In the 20 seconds he was in my view, nobody did.

Woah, you mean you saw Bob Dylan.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Patri, if u are female, I love you with all my heart.

If you are male, please see above.:D

Patri wrote: »

Cant think of any one-liners as of yet, but I just wanted to say well done "yeah yeah yeah" I've never seen an op become so involved it's a bit impressive you crazy ba*tard. Also I like your location, gave me a giggle.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Dean09 wrote: »

The very 1st line.....

"That's why I fúcked yo bitch you fat mutha-fúcka"

Dean in fairness, this "motho fo", needs to go bac to "£motho foc'n school" to learn how to express himself in fullness so that we all can understand the mother fuc'n situ he is in.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I did indeed, without a ticket.:D

Suas11 wrote: »

Woah, you mean you saw Bob Dylan.

El Guapo!

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Dean in fairness, this "motho fo", needs to go bac to "£motho foc'n school" to learn how to express himself in fullness so that we all can understand the mother fuc'n situ he is in.

.......................ok.......................

Pandora2

Suas11 wrote: »

Woah, you mean you saw Bob Dylan.

Had a drink with him...circa '88 Mayfair Hotel London, he was very cool:cool: One of the highlights of my life...(also had a drink with Chris De Burgh the same year, in my defence I loved Spanish Train, cringeworthy now!!)

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Nice Pandora, seems you should be well experienced to offer you fav "Put-Down" if u have not already done so:D

Did Chris get out his Ovation and try to win you over with "Lady in Pink"?:D

Pandora2 wrote: »

Had a drink with him...circa '88 Mayfair Hotel London, he was very cool:cool: One of the highlights of my life...(also had a drink with Chris De Burgh the same year, in my defence I loved Spanish Train, cringeworthy now!!)

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Is Bob the "King of "Put-Downs"?

Philosophy and Organic Farming? Yea right Bob'ster u da king.

http://youtu.be/YZlsP8LHHAs

Pandora2

It was between Lady in Red and Missing You....he arrived back from Wembley after a gig and required the piano, then locked away, I was just finishing a Duty shift and authorised its deployment, he asked me to join them...I was finished my very last shift in the Hotel and thought What the Hell...he sang all my faves off Spanish Train.......Hit on me too, I declined;) The monobrow was just too much to ignore;)

Pandora2

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Nice Pandora, seems you should be well experienced to offer you fav "Put-Down" if u have not already done so:D


I did and you liked it a lot.......there are others but, I don't wanna hog the thread;)

kryogen

"That's why I fcuked your bitch you fat motherfcuker"

Tupac - Hit Em Up

Spoonman75

"I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key"

Get's me everytime.:o