Songs: Best 1 Line Put Downs: Do Share : )

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 09-03-2012 11:46PM #1

Hi all,

Inviting you to post up your best (aka worst) lyrical one liner "put downs" in a song.

Here's mine:

Kid Creole and The Coconuts: Annie I'm Not Your Daddy.

"See if I was in your blood, then you wouldn't be so ugly".

Poor wee Annie..sob sob....

http://youtu.be/Tbfp8EajEG4

admiralofthefleet · 09-03-2012 11:47PM

no thanks

The Jammy dodger · 09-03-2012 11:53PM

Worst Irish lyric I ever heard was paddy caseys ''Just get in your car, we can go and be a star''

it must have taken him all week to come up with that one.

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 09-03-2012 11:54PM

Your'e very welcome to change your mind at any stage Admiralofthebarge, apologies, Fleet.

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 09-03-2012 11:56PM

Yes indeed I like that muchley Jammy D. Suggesting false hope to all wanna be 6 stringers...but is it a "Put Down"? Excellent choice tho my learned friend.

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

Worst Irish lyric I ever heard was paddy caseys ''Just get in your car, we can go and be a star''

it must have taken him all week to come up with that one.

cartell_best · 09-03-2012 11:56PM

"all the lies that you told me"....you know the Frances Black song?

admiralofthefleet · 09-03-2012 11:57PM

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Your'e very welcome to change your mind at any stage Admiralofthebarge, apologies, Fleet.

ill keep that in mind thanks

benway · 09-03-2012 11:57PM

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Kid Creole and The Coconuts: Annie I'm Not Your Daddy.

Been in my head all day. And for that, I'm gonna join in. Kinda a put down, but more a dose of reality:

Ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny what are you twenty-one ?
Ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny why don't you give it a rest
Ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny the world is a million
Ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny there can be no contest

See also, Dre

B!tch n!gga, you more of a b!tch than a b!tch
You ain't into hittin p*ssy, or hittin the switch
You into hittin b!tches off of the grip you punk b!tch

and

When I met you last night, baby
Before I blew yo' mind, (blew-blew-blew your mind)
I thought we had a chance, lady
No more now that I'm sober you ain't that fine

No one liners for me, mind. All about the full verse disses.

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 09-03-2012 11:57PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ill keep that in mind thanks

Yes please do.

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:01AM

Good call, obviously you are well read in "Lyrical Putdowns".

I think the University of East Anglia are now offering it as a optional module on their Popular Music BSc.

Call the Help Desk at UEA (also commonly called the University of Easy Access) and ask for the Dean of Faculty, "Put Me Downs". He is normally very obliging, on a good day.

benway wrote: »

Been in my head all day. And for that, I'm gonna join in. Kinda a put down, but more a dose of reality:

See also, Dre

No one liners for me, mind. All about the full verse disses.

The Jammy dodger · 10-03-2012 12:02AM

Yeah Yeah Yeah wrote: »

Yes indeed I like that muchley Jammy D. Suggesting false hope to all wanna be 6 stringers...but is it a "Put Down"? Excellent choice tho my learned friend.

Of course it's a put down. Puts me down every time I hear it. :mad::(:pac:

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:02AM

cartell_best wrote: »

"all the lies that you told me"....you know the Frances Black song?

No but Im gonna chec it out mista!

Pandora2 · 10-03-2012 12:08AM

Tell the Devil I said Hey when you get back to where you're from!! Bruno Mars........It works for me;)

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:10AM

Are you short?

According to Randy Newman

"Short people got no reason to live"

http://youtu.be/IbhBNEUNyRc

Rothko · 10-03-2012 12:10AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMjJIRZk1K8

"I wish for just one time you could stand inside my shoes, you'd know what a drag it is to see you"

im invisible · 10-03-2012 12:10AM

the kid is not my son

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:11AM

Excellent....:D

Pandora2 wrote: »

Tell the Devil I said Hey when you get back to where you're from!! Bruno Mars........It works for me;)

HandsomeDivil · 10-03-2012 12:13AM

"You're a no one nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QnK0yql8s

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:19AM

Quality quality quality:D

OMG, surely the Bobster MUST be the King of Quality 1 line "Put-Downs", excellent I love it.

Suas11 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMjJIRZk1K8

"I wish for just one time you could stand inside my shoes, you'd know what a drag it is to see you"

Savage Henry · 10-03-2012 12:20AM

Ya get nothin' for nothin'
If that's what ya do
Turn around bitch I got a use for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do
And I'm bored

- It's So Easy - Guns N' Roses

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:22AM

Quality, some poor b1tch scarred for life....not that that is a good thing, its not, but the lyrical "Put-Down" is quality.:D

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

"You're a no one nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QnK0yql8s

Tesco Massacre · 10-03-2012 12:22AM

In your face like a can of mace.

Old Dirty Bastard, 1968-2004

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:25AM

Christ on a bike! A major psychopatic "Put-Down".

Did this particular lyrical gangsta ever offer some explanation or forgiveness/excuse for this particulary disturbing lyric?

On a scale of 1 to 10, this mother goes all the way to 11.:D

Savage Henry wrote: »

Ya get nothin' for nothin'
If that's what ya do
Turn around bitch I got a use for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do
And I'm bored

- It's So Easy - Guns N' Roses

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:27AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

In your face like a can of mace.

Old Dirty Bastard, 1968-2004

He didnt get to be very old did he, the Dirty Old Bastard, apologies, Old Dirty Bastard.

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:33AM

im invisible wrote: »

the kid is not my son

Yes, but in fairness, the Jackson boy didnt quite function in that department, so this was not a "Put Down" as such, more like an anticipation of legal proceedings. Which seemed to work, as far as we know.

grindle · 10-03-2012 12:33AM

"It's sexual debauchery you fu.cking c.unt,
you fu.cking whore, you cost what you're worth."

'Motel of the White Locust' - glassJAw

Succinct.

The King of Moo · 10-03-2012 12:36AM

From Idiot Wind by Bob Dylan:

"You're an idiot babe,
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe."

Bitter, bitter man.

washiskin · 10-03-2012 12:39AM

"I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care."

"I care enough to know I can never love you."

Poison Arrow - ABC

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:40AM

Holy sh1t! More psychopathic lyrical ganstas.

In fairness, is this a quality put down from a smug "suit-and-tie" psychopatic ass hole, or the last words of a drug crazed lunatic who is just about to blow his/her owns brains out?

Cant deny tho, its as "bad ass" as "bad ass" can be. Thank u for sharin:D

grindle wrote: »

"It's sexual debauchery you fu.cking c.unt,
you fu.cking whore, you cost what you're worth."

'Motel of the White Locust' - glassJAw

Succinct.

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:44AM

Oh boy! Quality...lines delivered with impassion and a smug cold demeanour..chilling....yes chillin when u think about it.....poor Martin...did he ever find "true love"?

washiskin wrote: »

"I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care."

"I care enough to know I can never love you."

Poison Arrow - ABC

Yeah Yeah Yeah · 10-03-2012 12:50AM

I seen him once, in Camden Town, Sunday market day. He was walking around head angled, trying to be anonymous, but also looking to see if anyone noticed him. In the 20 seconds he was in my view, nobody did.

The King of Moo wrote: »

From Idiot Wind by Bob Dylan:

"You're an idiot babe,
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe."

Bitter, bitter man.

Songs: Best 1 Line Put Downs: Do Share : )

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