People who try to emmigrate

Rabidlamb · 08-03-2012 04:16PM #1

How bloody dare you, the rest of us here suffering & off you pop to Bondi beach.
If I'm going to ride out this miserable recession then so are you.
The Irish used to take pride in our poverty & lack of hope for the future, it defined us as a people.
Having nothing to look forward to is an Irish way of life.

So put away your backpacks & stop visiting your job fares, the ship is going down & we want you all on-board.

Smcgie · 08-03-2012 04:22PM

Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha

Biggins · 08-03-2012 04:23PM

Got the rejection letter in the post did we?

Nothingbetter2d · 08-03-2012 04:24PM

Smcgie wrote: »

Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha

more like australia refused his visa

mattjack · 08-03-2012 04:27PM

But if you shoot people in front of their families ,you might hit their families too.

St.Spodo · 08-03-2012 04:27PM

Bit of a masochist, OP?

Smcgie · 08-03-2012 04:28PM

Sell your ass for a few months OP then you might scrape together the funds to get in.

Sykk · 08-03-2012 04:29PM

Smcgie wrote: »

Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha

He couldn't get one because he's on the dole.

Doc Ruby · 08-03-2012 04:29PM

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

more like australia refused his visa

He probably didn't have a criminal record.

WoollyRedHat · 08-03-2012 04:30PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

How bloody dare you, the rest of us here suffering & off you pop to Bondi beach.
If I'm going to ride out this miserable recession then so are you.
The Irish used to take pride in our poverty & lack of hope for the future, it defined us as a people.
Having nothing to look forward to is an Irish way of life.

So put away your backpacks & stop visiting your job fares, the ship is going down & we want you all on-board.

As a titantic survivor this is very upsetting

sheesh · 08-03-2012 04:33PM

Heres some music while waiting for inevitable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ1xO3BfrCg

smash · 08-03-2012 04:34PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

The Irish used to take pride in our poverty & lack of hope for the future, it defined us as a people.

Not me... I'm fkn loaded!

Rabidlamb · 08-03-2012 04:35PM

Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha

Got the rejection letter in the post did we?

more like australia refused his visa

Bit of a masochist, OP?

Sell your ass for a few months OP then you might scrape together the funds to get in.

He couldn't get one because he's on the dole.

He probably didn't have a criminal record.

Go on, shoot your slings & arrows, I can take it cause I'm Irish.
I was born with a bollock proof neck ready for nothing but hardship.
It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, shoulder to shoulder.

micropig · 08-03-2012 04:35PM

In a way I agree with the OP although shooting them...really....a little harsh do you not think? It's up to us to make this country what we want it to be...we might be broke and not have the latest 4x4 but we can still have the craic..and we have each other:D

*Although I know the hardship of people with families etc. who have to emigrate:(, but the young ones just going to feck round bondi, thats not hardship:rolleyes:

Ireland used to be a great little country, now no one can see past getting to the nearest airport and getting out of here as quick as possible.:(

Nothingbetter2d · 08-03-2012 04:35PM

Doc Ruby wrote: »

He probably didn't have a criminal record.

thats easy to fix.... all he needs to do is rob something get caught go to trial and get off with a suspended sentence

DrumSteve · 08-03-2012 04:43PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Go on, shoot your slings & arrows, I can take it cause I'm Irish.
I was born with a bollock proof neck ready for nothing but hardship.
It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, shoulder to shoulder.

Ah yeah, everyone except the bankers, builders, ministers, developers, those on the dole, those who aren't on the dole, those who want their bailout, public sector, private sector... whatever.

All in this together my bollix.

Ellis Dee · 08-03-2012 04:44PM

"People who try to emmigrate should be shot, in front of their families", you say.

They tried that policy in the German Democratic Republic for years. In the long run, it didn't work. I don't think it would work in Ireland, either. Besides, it would be bad for tourism and inward investment.:D

By the way, there only one "m" in emigrate, but two in immigrate. Sorry to sound like a grammar nazi.:):)

token101 · 08-03-2012 04:48PM

micropig wrote: »

In a way I agree with the OP although shooting them...really....a little harsh do you not think? It's up to us to make this country what we want it to be...we might be broke and not have the latest 4x4 but we can still have the craic..and we have each other:D

*Although I know the hardship of people with families etc. who have to emigrate:(, but the young ones just going to feck round bondi, thats not hardship:rolleyes:

Ireland used to be a great little country, now no one can see past getting to the nearest airport and getting out of here as quick as possible.:(

So because I haven't a family I should hang on here and be taxed to death to pay for other people's mortgages? **** that!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 08-03-2012 04:49PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Go on, shoot your slings & arrows, I can take it cause I'm Irish.
I was born with a bollock proof neck ready for nothing but hardship.
It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, chip on shoulder to chip on shoulder.

FYP

noddyone2 · 08-03-2012 04:50PM

Get a spelling guide

Rabidlamb · 08-03-2012 04:52PM

token101 wrote: »

So because I haven't a family I should hang on here and be taxed to death to pay for other people's mortgages? **** that!

That's the idea, fall in soldier.

Biggins · 08-03-2012 04:52PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

...It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, shoulder to shoulder.

Glad to hear that bit, 'cos if it was 'dick to arse', I certainly wouldn't be in your genes! :pac:

token101 · 08-03-2012 04:54PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

That's the idea, fall in soldier.

Nah I think I'll just leave. Cheers anyway though. Give us a shout when it's fixed yeah?

Nothingbetter2d · 08-03-2012 04:56PM

Ellis Dee wrote: »

By the way, there only one "m" in emigrate, but two in immigrate. Sorry to sound like a grammar nazi.:):)

You fail in your own logic. It should be, "There is only one "m" in emigrate, but two in immigrate.

Get back to dasboot camp, and learn to grammar nazi properly.

MonkeyTennis · 08-03-2012 04:58PM

Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

Biggins · 08-03-2012 04:59PM

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

Listen here Father, don't forget to say mass too once a week - after all, thats your official job!

micropig · 08-03-2012 05:06PM

token101 wrote: »

So because I haven't a family I should hang on here and be taxed to death to pay for other people's mortgages? **** that!

No, we should all join together and fight the system...Rebellion of 2012 I tells ya, that's what's needed..Pitchforks to the Dail etc:D

DrumSteve · 08-03-2012 05:08PM

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

Now there is a mental image.

micropig · 08-03-2012 05:08PM

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

Will you send back some monies for the cause?:p

WoollyRedHat · 08-03-2012 05:12PM

sheesh wrote: »

Heres some music while waiting for inevitable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ1xO3BfrCg

HAHHAH It's all a big joke to you people isn't it!BAN HIM BAN HIM NOW! BAN BAN BAN HIM

Rabidlamb · 08-03-2012 05:13PM

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

You sound like one we could loose.
Make many Canadian babies & send them home when the time is right to pay 50%+ tax.
Now we don't want them too young when they'll clog up our education system.

People who try to emmigrate

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