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People who try to emmigrate

  • 08-03-2012 3:16pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭


    How bloody dare you, the rest of us here suffering & off you pop to Bondi beach.
    If I'm going to ride out this miserable recession then so are you.
    The Irish used to take pride in our poverty & lack of hope for the future, it defined us as a people.
    Having nothing to look forward to is an Irish way of life.

    So put away your backpacks & stop visiting your job fares, the ship is going down & we want you all on-board.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Got the rejection letter in the post did we? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Smcgie wrote: »
    Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha

    more like australia refused his visa :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    But if you shoot people in front of their families ,you might hit their families too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    Bit of a masochist, OP? :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    Sell your ass for a few months OP then you might scrape together the funds to get in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Smcgie wrote: »
    Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha

    He couldn't get one because he's on the dole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    more like australia refused his visa
    He probably didn't have a criminal record.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    How bloody dare you, the rest of us here suffering & off you pop to Bondi beach.
    If I'm going to ride out this miserable recession then so are you.
    The Irish used to take pride in our poverty & lack of hope for the future, it defined us as a people.
    Having nothing to look forward to is an Irish way of life.

    So put away your backpacks & stop visiting your job fares, the ship is going down & we want you all on-board.

    As a titantic survivor this is very upsetting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Heres some music while waiting for inevitable



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    The Irish used to take pride in our poverty & lack of hope for the future, it defined us as a people.

    Not me... I'm fkn loaded! :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha
    Got the rejection letter in the post did we?
    more like australia refused his visa
    Bit of a masochist, OP?
    Sell your ass for a few months OP then you might scrape together the funds to get in.
    He couldn't get one because he's on the dole.
    He probably didn't have a criminal record.

    Go on, shoot your slings & arrows, I can take it cause I'm Irish.
    I was born with a bollock proof neck ready for nothing but hardship.
    It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, shoulder to shoulder.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    In a way I agree with the OP although shooting them...really....a little harsh do you not think? It's up to us to make this country what we want it to be...we might be broke and not have the latest 4x4 but we can still have the craic..and we have each other:D


    *Although I know the hardship of people with families etc. who have to emigrate:(, but the young ones just going to feck round bondi, thats not hardship:rolleyes:


    Ireland used to be a great little country, now no one can see past getting to the nearest airport and getting out of here as quick as possible.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    He probably didn't have a criminal record.

    thats easy to fix.... all he needs to do is rob something get caught go to trial and get off with a suspended sentence


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Go on, shoot your slings & arrows, I can take it cause I'm Irish.
    I was born with a bollock proof neck ready for nothing but hardship.
    It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, shoulder to shoulder.

    Ah yeah, everyone except the bankers, builders, ministers, developers, those on the dole, those who aren't on the dole, those who want their bailout, public sector, private sector... whatever.

    All in this together my bollix.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    "People who try to emmigrate should be shot, in front of their families", you say.

    They tried that policy in the German Democratic Republic for years. In the long run, it didn't work. I don't think it would work in Ireland, either. Besides, it would be bad for tourism and inward investment.:D

    By the way, there only one "m" in emigrate, but two in immigrate. Sorry to sound like a grammar nazi.:):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    micropig wrote: »
    In a way I agree with the OP although shooting them...really....a little harsh do you not think? It's up to us to make this country what we want it to be...we might be broke and not have the latest 4x4 but we can still have the craic..and we have each other:D


    *Although I know the hardship of people with families etc. who have to emigrate:(, but the young ones just going to feck round bondi, thats not hardship:rolleyes:


    Ireland used to be a great little country, now no one can see past getting to the nearest airport and getting out of here as quick as possible.:(

    So because I haven't a family I should hang on here and be taxed to death to pay for other people's mortgages? **** that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Go on, shoot your slings & arrows, I can take it cause I'm Irish.
    I was born with a bollock proof neck ready for nothing but hardship.
    It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, chip on shoulder to chip on shoulder.

    FYP

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭noddyone2


    Get a spelling guide


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    token101 wrote: »
    So because I haven't a family I should hang on here and be taxed to death to pay for other people's mortgages? **** that!

    That's the idea, fall in soldier.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    ...It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, shoulder to shoulder.

    Glad to hear that bit, 'cos if it was 'dick to arse', I certainly wouldn't be in your genes! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    That's the idea, fall in soldier.

    Nah I think I'll just leave. Cheers anyway though. Give us a shout when it's fixed yeah? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Ellis Dee wrote: »


    By the way, there only one "m" in emigrate, but two in immigrate. Sorry to sound like a grammar nazi.:):)

    You fail in your own logic. It should be, "There is only one "m" in emigrate, but two in immigrate.

    Get back to dasboot camp, and learn to grammar nazi properly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

    Listen here Father, don't forget to say mass too once a week - after all, thats your official job! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    token101 wrote: »
    So because I haven't a family I should hang on here and be taxed to death to pay for other people's mortgages? **** that!

    No, we should all join together and fight the system...Rebellion of 2012 I tells ya, that's what's needed..Pitchforks to the Dail etc:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

    Now there is a mental image.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

    Will you send back some monies for the cause?:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    sheesh wrote: »
    Heres some music while waiting for inevitable


    HAHHAH It's all a big joke to you people isn't it!BAN HIM BAN HIM NOW! BAN BAN BAN HIM


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    Im off to Canada. Im going over their taking their fupping jobs. I shall be wearing a communion dress and and eating bananas in night clubs and theres not a thing you can do

    You sound like one we could loose.
    Make many Canadian babies & send them home when the time is right to pay 50%+ tax.
    Now we don't want them too young when they'll clog up our education system.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    micropig wrote: »
    No, we should all join together and fight the system...Rebellion of 2012 I tells ya, that's what's needed..Pitchforks to the Dail etc:D

    On your own. Call me if it fixes the country. I'll leave my Canadian number at Shannon :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Finneen


    Smcgie wrote: »
    Not enough money in your bank account to get into oz I take it? Haha
    They're not as Catholic as the ones who remain. We're repenting for the sins of the Celtic Tiger!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    HAHHAH It's all a big joke to you people isn't it!BAN HIM BAN HIM NOW! BAN BAN BAN HIM

    Let's deport them instead...;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    token101 wrote: »
    On your own. Call me if it fixes the country. I'll leave my Canadian number at Shannon :D

    We'll send the boys over to Canada with the collection boxes, we'll call you;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    micropig wrote: »
    Let's deport them instead...;)

    I say throw them on a boat and set them into the atlantic with loads of ice and the only the soundtrack to " My heart will go on" by Celine Dion to listen to on infinite loop until they freeze to death from the merciless waters and see how they like it then.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    You fail in your own logic. It should be, "There is only one "m" in emigrate, but two in immigrate.

    Get back to dasboot camp, and learn to grammar nazi properly.

    No capital T in "there". You're not starting a new sentence. :D

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    micropig wrote: »
    We'll send the boys over to Canada with the collection boxes, we'll call you;)

    So you'd fly lads over to get my Trocaire box pennies? **** me did you graduate from the Charlie McCreevy school of Economics?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    token101 wrote: »
    So you'd fly lads over to get my Trocaire box pennies? **** me did you graduate from the Charlie McCreevy school of Economics?

    With flying colours:p


    and it'll be a silent collection only;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Go on, shoot your slings & arrows, I can take it cause I'm Irish.
    I was born with a bollock proof neck ready for nothing but hardship.
    It's in my genes, we're altogether on this lads, shoulder to shoulder.
    The Irish immigrated to countries years ago. When the ship was sinking years ago, you just jumped off and swam to America. This fighting Irish is nonsense to be honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    The Irish used to take pride in our poverty & lack of hope for the future, it defined us as a people.

    Are you even Irish? Leaving Ireland when **** gets bad defines us more


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I'll just leave some historical data here.
    One of the most obvious effects of the famine was emigration. Although the famine itself probably resulted in about 1 million deaths, the resultant emigration caused the population to drop by a further 3 million. About 1 million of these are estimated to have emigrated in the immediate famine period, with the depression that followed continuing the decline until the second half of the 20th century. These migrants largely ended up in North America, with some in Australia and in Britain.
    Source-http://www.wesleyjohnston.com/users/ireland/past/famine/emigration.html
    In the 12 months leading up to April of 2010, over 65,000 people left Ireland, a similar level to the 70,600 people who emigrated in 1989, when unemployment stood at 18 percent.
    Source-http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Irish-emigration-figures-mirror-the-1980s-112544539.html

    Not sure when this time of Irish people taking pride in the poverty was.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    The Irish immigrated to countries years ago. When the ship was sinking years ago, you just jumped off and swam to America. This fighting Irish is nonsense to be honest.

    Evidently you haven't been to enough takeaways at 3am on a Saturday night


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    How bloody dare you, the rest of us here suffering & off you pop to Bondi beach.
    If I'm going to ride out this miserable recession then so are you.
    The Irish used to take pride in our poverty & lack of hope for the future, it defined us as a people.
    Having nothing to look forward to is an Irish way of life.

    So put away your backpacks & stop visiting your job fares, the ship is going down & we want you all on-board.

    Go on the Bull McCabe.

    Sure we will have their fecking grandsons coming back to our towns, taking our women, drinking our drink and trying to tarmacadam our lovely fields.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    Evidently you haven't been to enough takeaways at 3am on a Saturday night

    aye, fighting amongst themselves, fighting over money, fighting over who is the best barstooler/hardman, fighting over the wimmen, but rarely fighting for town pride (well, thanks to the GAA, thats covered) or national issues.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    The Irish immigrated to countries years ago. When the ship was sinking years ago, you just jumped off and swam to America. This fighting Irish is nonsense to be honest.

    Is is nonsense, because, its an American Thing.

    They fought America's War of Independence and their Civil War, their World War 1 and 2, even Vietnman, but sure, when Ireland called by the phone, they were in town busy doing something else. Throw a few quid at us, try and but into the politics, but never some fighting. Sure when they ran for High Offices, someone them tried to Anglophile themselves and hid their Catholicism (i Know you will say, "i don't blame them") or Irishness, only to come out in song at canvassing among the Irish

    Hey, even Ombama seems keen on giving a few notes of a song recently, maybe he picked that up from Biffo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    we're altogether on this lads, shoulder to shoulder.

    Except those of us who think you're an idiot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭ZombieBride


    If a mouldy potato was good enough for my great-grand-daddy then it's good enough with me. Who wants to to live in a world without damp?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    If a mouldy potato was good enough for my great-grand-daddy then it's good enough with me

    They weren't, hence the famine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    al28283 wrote: »
    They weren't, hence the famine

    You'd think they would have ate more fish:rolleyes::D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Ireland is mine and it owes me a living


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