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I suspect my neighbours are living in sin

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  • #62
    flanzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,161 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Look, if it can happen to the Virgin Mary, it can happen to this poor unfortunate girl

    You lot disgust me, vying for blood


  • #63
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I always make a quick visit to thunderbolts 'r us.ie whenever my neighbours are in need of divine intervention. They also provide value-packs of Vatican-approved stones, with sharpened edges for maximun blood-letting.
    and leather masks for ages 4-12


  • #64
    Skatedude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,667 ✭✭✭Skatedude


    So, White sheets time and a flaming condom on their lawn?


  • #65
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    OP I think you should invest in one of these:



  • #66
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Perhaps OP they are (**spits**) prot**tants, if this is so, the only action seen fit in the eye of the holy church is to burn them out of your parish, you can't have their contamination touching youngsters.

    I deeply sympathise but if require I will be there for the burning.


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  • #67
    Neyite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,946 ✭✭✭✭Neyite


    Tis shocking OP, you need to tell people - start by a visit to the parochial house, then to the post office, then Widda Quinn on the corner. Word should soon spread then.

    Shun her in the street, and whisper when she walks past. Make sure the shops refuse to serve her.

    Tell the priest to have a good long mass on her lawn for her soul.

    And KEEP YER GOOD GODFEARING MENFOLK AWAY FROM THIS JEZZABEL


  • #68
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH...cannnott resist.......
    OH LOOK ANOTHER ANTI CATHOLIC THREAD!!!!!:eek::eek:


    had to be done......

    What? The only anti-Catholics here are those heathens that are trying to raise their child as one of us!!! :eek::eek::eek:


  • #69
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    You wouldn't see this in DeValera's Ireland

    Bring back Fianna Fáil!


  • #70
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
    I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up & the woman just blushed quietly.
    I notice they never leave for Mass on a Sunday morning, their car is always there.
    I took in a package from Amazon for them one day & I noticed her surname is different to his.

    I know their landlord & I feel I should report them so that he's aware of all the facts.
    I can only imagine the shame I would feel were it happening under my roof.
    Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.
    We used be so proud of our estate, terrible to see it go downhill like this.

    You do realise though, that its all her fault?


  • #71
    LoanShark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    * AHEM *

    "That would be an eccumenical matter!"










    I cant believe we've made it to 5 pages and no-one else has said that... I actually got that excited, that a little pee came out me.. :)


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  • #72
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Is now a good time to tell the OP that the two nice bachelors in number 7 got married


  • #73
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    And not only are they gettin' extra children's allowance cos they're not married, I heard there from Mary the other day that you get an extra payment down the social welfare if you renounce God. This country's gone to hell in a handcart...

    OP, I think it's time to send a message by putting a big, burning lower-case "t" in their front garden.
    You know, "t" for "tut tut..."


  • #74
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    who the fug wrote: »
    Is now a good time to tell the OP that the two nice bachelors in number 7 got married

    Anto and Deco?


  • #75
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    who the fug wrote: »
    Is now a good time to tell the OP that the two nice bachelors in number 7 got married

    Yes, Ralph & Padraic told me their good news, just can't wait to meet the lucky ladies, they seem to be keeping a low profile.


  • #76
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Yes, Ralph & Padraic told me their good news, just can't wait to meet the lucky ladies, they seem to be keeping a low profile.

    That would be helga and lottie , you see them on Friday nights going into number 7 with a turkey baster

    They have Xmas Dinner most weekends


  • #77
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    who the fug wrote: »
    That would be helga and lottie , you see them on Friday nights going into number 7 with a turkey turkey baster

    They have Xmas Dinner most weekends

    Helga and Lottie, I once did some plumping work for them, they are very close they even sleep in the same bed, I thought it was odd that 2 sisters would have different surnames. They are pretty women, I had to go to confession to confess my adulterous thoughts after that job, I tell you Ralph and Patrick are lucky men.


  • #78
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Anto and Deco?

    Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.


  • #79
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

    Get thee to the a scullery


  • #80
    angry kitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭angry kitten


    Filthy whore, she probably stole him from a lovely God fearing Catholic(sexually repressed) woman. Tar and feather her outside a nightclub as a warning to others of her kind.


  • #81
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I will ask Ralph and Patrick do they want in on the bricking and burning of the (**spits**) prot**tants they are good catholics, on their mantle they have a cindy doll on a crucifix and naked pictures of Jesus all over their bedrooms. They once treated my piles and using no hand, it was a miracle.


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  • #82
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    angry kitten wrote: »
    Filthy whore, she probably stole him from a lovely God fearing Catholic(sexually repressed) woman. Tar and feather her outside a nightclub as a warning to others of her kind.

    If pornography has taught me anything it's that Catholics aren't sexually repressed. That or Angel Long isn't really a Catholic and it was all a lie :(


  • #83
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,864 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Sauve wrote: »
    But how could they have had a child if they're not married? :confused:

    I still remember saying this when I was a kid when a heard someone I knew had just had a baby. Oh the innocence! :o


  • #84
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    I'm so ashamed to tell you all and hope you will find it in your hearts to forgive me, but I was once one of these sinners. I saw the error of my ways and got married. It was a day so filled with emotion. It brought a tear to my eye when the priest shook my hand after the cermony and told me that I was now welcome to attend mass.

    So you see OP there may be hope for redemption yet.


  • #85
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Drive a Toyota Corolla through their front door.

    Drive a stake through their hearts. Kill everyone.


  • #86
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    cofy wrote: »
    I'm so ashamed to tell you all and hope you will find it in your hearts to forgive me, but I was once one of these sinners. I saw the error of my ways and got married. It was a day so filled with emotion. It brought a tear to my eye when the priest shook my hand after the cermony and told me that I was now welcome to attend mass.

    So you see OP there may be hope for redemption yet.

    **sniff**Sniff**
    Isn't our holy roman church just the holiest, it is so forgiving, Wasn't our holy mother of God, Mary the blessed virgin mother an unmarried mother. I imagine you did your penance under the holy sisters in the Madelaine laundries. Jesus's wives they are, so holy.
    **sniff**


  • #87
    LuckyFinigan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭LuckyFinigan


    Report them to the local priest. Its shocking that this kind of thing is going on in this day and age.


  • #88
    Robdude
    Closed Accounts Posts: 709 ✭✭✭Robdude


    They would get married; but they'd get less money from the government.


  • #89
    TOMP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭TOMP


    Say 3 decades of the rosary every evening for a month for their salvation
    They will soon see the errors of their ways


  • #90
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,476 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
    You could ask her granny to cut her out of her inheritance:

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/irish-granny-cuts-granddaughter-out-of-her-will-for-living-in-sin-3017977.html


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  • #91
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    who the fug wrote: »
    Is now a good time to tell the OP that the two nice bachelors in number 7 got married

    Was it to the two spinster sisters from the village across? At least I think they're sisters...


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