Cruel Deaths.

LETHAL LADY · 19-02-2012 02:17PM #1

When I was a mischievous child, I would spend hours playing with friends with a garage air hose.

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

A passerby, worried about the dangers of what we were doing, told me a cautionary sad tale, about a young man who worked in a garage and was the victim of bullys.

One day for laughs,the bullys held the air hose to the young man nether regions and blasted away, killed the poor chap and turns out this happened in Ireland.

So anyone have any tales of other cruel deaths?

ROFLcopter · 19-02-2012 02:20PM

Two mexicans and a chainsaw, horrific stuff, I didn't sleep for a long time after seeing that video.

The King of Moo · 19-02-2012 02:23PM

My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword. My father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.
The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.
I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

AngryBollix · 19-02-2012 02:24PM

Dying on top of a big breasted super model before the money shot seems very cruel to me

later12 · 19-02-2012 02:26PM

OP I heard about that from my parents in 2000/2001 (I think I was 14 at the time). Is it an urban legend?

I remember hearing of a case last summer where a child could not see or hear, had frequent seizures, could not swallow and had to be fed with tubes. I don't think the digestive system worked properly either... I think the illness was Tay Sachs disease.

Eventually all babies are paralyzed with that disease and then die before they reach five or six years of age. But it's five or six years of that Hell first.

WoollyRedHat · 19-02-2012 02:27PM

I think the Final Destination films have a pretty good grip on this kind of market.

The guy who tried to fly to the sun and died, that was cruel... bit stupid too

pragmatic1 · 19-02-2012 02:29PM

Anyone who has that locked in syndrome. Horrific.

AngryBollix · 19-02-2012 02:30PM

ROFLcopter wrote: »

Two mexicans and a chainsaw, horrific stuff, I didn't sleep for a long time after seeing that video.

That was great

WoollyRedHat · 19-02-2012 02:31PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Anyone who has that locked in syndrome. Horrific.

Was thinking of that randomly the other week, the fact you're a prisoner in your own body is a frightening prospect. The Bell Jar is a pretty good film about it.

ElleEm · 19-02-2012 02:32PM

later12 wrote: »

OP I heard about that from my parents in 2000/2001 (I think I was 14 at the time). Is it an urban legend?

I remember hearing of a case last summer where a child could not see or hear, had frequent seizures, could not swallow and had to be fed with tubes. I don't think the digestive system worked properly either... I think the illness was Tay Sachs disease.

Eventually all babies are paralyzed with that disease and then die before they reach five or six years of age. But it's five or six years of that Hell first.

There was a bloke on This Morning last year sometime where a similar thing happened with the air hose in the garage he worked in. The guys just blew the air thing NEAR his a- hole but the air went up and perforated his colon or something. He has loads of bowel trouble now cos of it and I think he will forever.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030062/Electrician-compressed-air-hose-blasted-backside-victim-dangerous-foolish-prank.html

Einhard · 19-02-2012 02:35PM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

Just air?

Not very AH like OP.

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 19-02-2012 02:39PM

later12 wrote: »

OP I heard about that from my parents in 2000/2001 (I think I was 14 at the time). Is it an urban legend?

I remember hearing of a case last summer where a child could not see or hear, had frequent seizures, could not swallow and had to be fed with tubes. I don't think the digestive system worked properly either... I think the illness was Tay Sachs disease.

Eventually all babies are paralyzed with that disease and then die before they reach five or six years of age. But it's five or six years of that Hell first.

http://indiaholic.blogspot.com/2007/12/man-bursts-riends-intestines-by-pumping.html

Einhard · 19-02-2012 02:40PM

Oh, and on gruesome deaths, the popular account of the demise of Edward II of England is that he had a red hot poker thrust up his backside. According to the tale, it was a terrible sin to leave a blemish on the body of the sovereign, so by going the poker up the bum route, his assailants could get rid of him without leaving a discerible mark on his body.

Nasty way to go.

LETHAL LADY · 19-02-2012 02:44PM

Ok a near death experience of my hubby was when he was about 14 he drank 18 pints of water in succession for a dare, afterwards he fell to the floor and puked tons of water. Turns out it could have killed him.

razorblunt · 19-02-2012 02:47PM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

When I was a mischievous child, I would spend hours playing with friends with a garage air hose.

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

A passerby, worried about the dangers of what we were doing, told me a cautionary sad tale, about a young man who worked in a garage and was the victim of bullys.

One day for laughs,the bullys held the air hose to the young man nether regions and blasted away, killed the poor chap and turns out this happened in Ireland.

So anyone have any tales of other cruel deaths?

Read something similar but it was the UK, they used a power washer, the guy didn't die but he's crapping in a bag for the rest of his days now!

pebbles21 · 19-02-2012 02:51PM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ok a near death experience of my hubby was when he was about 14 he drank 18 pints of water in succession for a dare, afterwards he fell to the floor and puked tons of water. Turns out it could have killed him.

Pffft i do that every weekend,but use beer instead of water...

TheBody · 19-02-2012 02:52PM

Death by snu snu!!

44leto · 19-02-2012 03:35PM

I was looking at something about an alpine tunnel fire, some of the victims got out of their cars and went into an emergency room with-in the tunnel to await rescue. But the fire was to intense so basically they cooked in an oven with slowly rising temperatures.

In medieval times there was a sentence called breaking on the wheel. Your limbs were smashed and wrapped around a wheel which was hoisted up in to the air and generally the birds picked you to death.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/234091/234091,1231018181,44/stock-vector-vintage-drawing-of-ancient-execution-breaking-on-the-wheel-vector-22719817.jpg

But the worse of them all IMO which made crucification for the girls was impaling. A pointed but not sharpened pole was greased and shoved up your rectum. Then you were hoisted up and the weight of your body would slowly fall down the pole. If it was done properly you eventually suffocated, death could take days.

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=impaling&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCgQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FImpalement&ei=fgdBT_KZFdSGhQejhPnuBQ&usg=AFQjCNEXKjCFhFMtXe5aWvchpP5td7XAYw&cad=rja

The Jews in Auschwitz how the gas worked was the victims were pushed into an over crowded chamber and left to wait for up to a half an hour till the humidity rose, then the pellets of zyklon b was placed on openings on the roof of the chamber, death took about 10 minutes and they were usually holding on to their children or other members of their family.

Man we are basically cutns.

nlgbbbblth · 19-02-2012 03:53PM

Anyone remember hearing the following story when they were young?

I did and it scared the sh*t out of me

I think I first heard it in 1980.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Young boy makes his first communion and is taken to Tramore for the day by his parents. While there he goes into a public toilet while his mother waits outside for him. Unfortunately he is attacked by punks and has his penis cut off by them. He then bleeds to death.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

other variations:
1 it was Dublin not Tramore
2 the "punks" made him eat his penis (some say they wrapped it in tissue and shoved it in his mouth)

was it true I wonder?

Yakult · 19-02-2012 04:07PM

ROFLcopter wrote: »

Two mexicans and a chainsaw, horrific stuff, I didn't sleep for a long time after seeing that video.

That was pretty hardcore stuff alright.

I think the worst I've seen was those Russian dudes in the Forrest murdering that man, that's the video that made me immune to most sick stuff on the net.

ROFLcopter · 19-02-2012 04:18PM

Yakult wrote: »

That was pretty hardcore stuff alright.

I think the worst I've seen was those Russian dudes in the Forrest murdering that man, that's the video that made me immune to most sick stuff on the net.

The two nutters that did it for the craic ? Yeah that was awful stuff, those Mexicans are dreaming up new ways of killing people. There is a new movie out's called "El Sicaro room 164" its about a former assassin for the drug cartels in Mexico.

He explained that he used to boil people in 200 litre drums of water until the meat on their bones was cooked, he also said he kept them alive for as long as possible during this process. Fúcking sick stuff.

Link

44leto · 19-02-2012 04:25PM

ROFLcopter wrote: »

The two nutters that did it for the craic ? Yeah that was awful stuff, those Mexicans are dreaming up new ways of killing people. There is a new movie out's called "El Sicaro room 164" its about a former assassin for the drug cartels in Mexico.

He explained that he used to boil people in 200 litre drums of water until the meat on their bones was cooked, he also said he kept them alive for as long as possible during this process. Fúcking sick stuff.

Link

The Japanese did that during the Shogun era. basically tie you up and place you in a bath that was to hot. The trick was to not let the water boil death could take days.

"Life is nasty, brutish and short but you knew that when you decided to become a drug pusher",

John Doe1 · 19-02-2012 04:46PM

ROFLcopter wrote: »

He explained that he used to boil people in 200 litre drums of water until the meat on their bones was cooked, he also said he kept them alive for as long as possible during this process. Fúcking sick stuff.

Link

Note to self: dont go to mexico

Sindri · 19-02-2012 04:46PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Anyone who has that locked in syndrome. Horrific.

Jean-Dominique Bauby

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Was thinking of that randomly the other week, the fact you're a prisoner in your own body is a frightening prospect. The Bell Jar is a pretty good film about it.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly It was a memoir written by a journalist who suffered from locked in syndrome. He wrote it using partner assisted scanning. It also details what it's like to live with locked in syndrome.

It was also a film. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Cianos · 19-02-2012 04:51PM

During WW2, prisoners of war were tied over bamboo shoots for days while the bamboo slowly grew through them. I checked to see if this was actually true or not, and Myth Busters did one on it;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A5W20ohJzw

spoiler:

It's true

John Doe1 · 19-02-2012 04:57PM

Well dont look for the pic but on 'photos that shook the world' there is a pic from nanking where the japanese soldier killed a baby with his gun pike and is holding it up:(

actuallylike · 19-02-2012 04:59PM

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Young boy makes his first communion and is taken to Tramore for the day by his parents. While there he goes into a public toilet while his mother waits outside for him. Unfortunately he is attacked by punks and has his penis cut off by them. He then bleeds to death.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

That's Candyman isn't it?

some random drunk · 19-02-2012 05:11PM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

When I was a mischievous child, I would spend hours playing with friends with a garage air hose.

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

A passerby, worried about the dangers of what we were doing, told me a cautionary sad tale, about a young man who worked in a garage and was the victim of bullys.

One day for laughs,the bullys held the air hose to the young man nether regions and blasted away, killed the poor chap and turns out this happened in Ireland.

So anyone have any tales of other cruel deaths?

This did actually more or less happen, in Thailand. There is an urban legend about it, suggesting the guy who died was doing it for sexual pleasure and exploded comically when he inserted the air hose. Snopes have a page about the false story and also a little bit about the true story it's based on:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/pump.asp

As unbelievable as this story is, it appears to be a fanciful embellishment of the 1993 death
of Charnchai Puanmuangpak of Thailand. Though the 13-year-old did die from a punctured
intestine brought about by compressed air being forced into his rectum, he was killed by others;
there was no element of a death brought about by self-gratification gone wrong.
The real Charnchai Puanmuangpak died when two of his 15-year-old co-workers at the gas station
carried a prank too far. These older lads were in the habit of turning the compressed air upon
Charnchai when they found him napping. Finding him deeply asleep, this time they inserted the
nozzle into his bum. The boy died before reaching the hospital, and the two lads who inserted
the hose were charged with carelessness resulting in death.

pragmatic1 · 19-02-2012 05:33PM

Sindri wrote: »

Jean-Dominique Bauby

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly It was a memoir written by a journalist who suffered from locked in syndrome. He wrote it using partner assisted scanning. It also details what it's like to live with locked in syndrome.

It was also a film. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

I'd rather die by any of the sick methods mention in this thread than to live that long with that condition. 45 years that would be my definition of hell.

superstoner90 · 19-02-2012 05:36PM

One night I was at a tearter with my parents. We went to see somee sort of show. There was people hanging from ropes that was attacteched to the seeling. I started getting flash backs of my fear of bats. I turn to my fater who was siting to the right of me and said, "can we go?, please?" he glanced at my mother and said "yes". We got up out of our seats and left.We went out a side door. My confused mother asked my dad. "Whats wrong?" My dad replyed, "I dont know, it was just me, I need some fresh air, come on lets go." We walked up a dark allyway in the moon light. we approached a man. He pulled out a gun and ordered my father to give over his wallet. My father replyed, "its fine, take it easy, take it easy, here you go" My father give him his wallet. The wallet fell n the ground. The man crouched down will keeping the gun aimed at my fater and picked up the wallet. My fater said, "its fine, its fine, just take it and go" He shot my father and my mother screamed and bent over to see was my father ok. The man then grabed my mothers necklase and shot her. Then he ran back up the way he came. Im batman now im fighting crimefor the greater good.

henryporter · 19-02-2012 05:38PM

What about the two Irish drug dealers that were pumped full of expanding foam by their Chechen assassins in Amsterdam a few years back?

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