Cruel Deaths.

LETHAL LADY

When I was a mischievous child, I would spend hours playing with friends with a garage air hose.

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

A passerby, worried about the dangers of what we were doing, told me a cautionary sad tale, about a young man who worked in a garage and was the victim of bullys.

One day for laughs,the bullys held the air hose to the young man nether regions and blasted away, killed the poor chap and turns out this happened in Ireland.

So anyone have any tales of other cruel deaths?

ROFLcopter

Two mexicans and a chainsaw, horrific stuff, I didn't sleep for a long time after seeing that video.

The King of Moo

My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword. My father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.
The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.
I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

AngryBollix

Dying on top of a big breasted super model before the money shot seems very cruel to me

later12

OP I heard about that from my parents in 2000/2001 (I think I was 14 at the time). Is it an urban legend?

I remember hearing of a case last summer where a child could not see or hear, had frequent seizures, could not swallow and had to be fed with tubes. I don't think the digestive system worked properly either... I think the illness was Tay Sachs disease.

Eventually all babies are paralyzed with that disease and then die before they reach five or six years of age. But it's five or six years of that Hell first.

WoollyRedHat

I think the Final Destination films have a pretty good grip on this kind of market.

The guy who tried to fly to the sun and died, that was cruel... bit stupid too

pragmatic1

Anyone who has that locked in syndrome. Horrific.

AngryBollix

ROFLcopter wrote: »

Two mexicans and a chainsaw, horrific stuff, I didn't sleep for a long time after seeing that video.

That was great

WoollyRedHat

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Anyone who has that locked in syndrome. Horrific.

Was thinking of that randomly the other week, the fact you're a prisoner in your own body is a frightening prospect. The Bell Jar is a pretty good film about it.

ElleEm

later12 wrote: »

OP I heard about that from my parents in 2000/2001 (I think I was 14 at the time). Is it an urban legend?

I remember hearing of a case last summer where a child could not see or hear, had frequent seizures, could not swallow and had to be fed with tubes. I don't think the digestive system worked properly either... I think the illness was Tay Sachs disease.

Eventually all babies are paralyzed with that disease and then die before they reach five or six years of age. But it's five or six years of that Hell first.

There was a bloke on This Morning last year sometime where a similar thing happened with the air hose in the garage he worked in. The guys just blew the air thing NEAR his a- hole but the air went up and perforated his colon or something. He has loads of bowel trouble now cos of it and I think he will forever.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030062/Electrician-compressed-air-hose-blasted-backside-victim-dangerous-foolish-prank.html

Einhard

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

Just air?

Not very AH like OP.

fro9etb8j5qsl2

later12 wrote: »

OP I heard about that from my parents in 2000/2001 (I think I was 14 at the time). Is it an urban legend?

I remember hearing of a case last summer where a child could not see or hear, had frequent seizures, could not swallow and had to be fed with tubes. I don't think the digestive system worked properly either... I think the illness was Tay Sachs disease.

Eventually all babies are paralyzed with that disease and then die before they reach five or six years of age. But it's five or six years of that Hell first.

http://indiaholic.blogspot.com/2007/12/man-bursts-riends-intestines-by-pumping.html

Einhard

Oh, and on gruesome deaths, the popular account of the demise of Edward II of England is that he had a red hot poker thrust up his backside. According to the tale, it was a terrible sin to leave a blemish on the body of the sovereign, so by going the poker up the bum route, his assailants could get rid of him without leaving a discerible mark on his body.

Nasty way to go.

LETHAL LADY

Ok a near death experience of my hubby was when he was about 14 he drank 18 pints of water in succession for a dare, afterwards he fell to the floor and puked tons of water. Turns out it could have killed him.

razorblunt

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

When I was a mischievous child, I would spend hours playing with friends with a garage air hose.

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

A passerby, worried about the dangers of what we were doing, told me a cautionary sad tale, about a young man who worked in a garage and was the victim of bullys.

One day for laughs,the bullys held the air hose to the young man nether regions and blasted away, killed the poor chap and turns out this happened in Ireland.

So anyone have any tales of other cruel deaths?

Read something similar but it was the UK, they used a power washer, the guy didn't die but he's crapping in a bag for the rest of his days now!

pebbles21

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ok a near death experience of my hubby was when he was about 14 he drank 18 pints of water in succession for a dare, afterwards he fell to the floor and puked tons of water. Turns out it could have killed him.

Pffft i do that every weekend,but use beer instead of water...

TheBody

Death by snu snu!!

44leto

I was looking at something about an alpine tunnel fire, some of the victims got out of their cars and went into an emergency room with-in the tunnel to await rescue. But the fire was to intense so basically they cooked in an oven with slowly rising temperatures.

In medieval times there was a sentence called breaking on the wheel. Your limbs were smashed and wrapped around a wheel which was hoisted up in to the air and generally the birds picked you to death.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/234091/234091,1231018181,44/stock-vector-vintage-drawing-of-ancient-execution-breaking-on-the-wheel-vector-22719817.jpg

But the worse of them all IMO which made crucification for the girls was impaling. A pointed but not sharpened pole was greased and shoved up your rectum. Then you were hoisted up and the weight of your body would slowly fall down the pole. If it was done properly you eventually suffocated, death could take days.

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=impaling&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCgQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FImpalement&ei=fgdBT_KZFdSGhQejhPnuBQ&usg=AFQjCNEXKjCFhFMtXe5aWvchpP5td7XAYw&cad=rja

The Jews in Auschwitz how the gas worked was the victims were pushed into an over crowded chamber and left to wait for up to a half an hour till the humidity rose, then the pellets of zyklon b was placed on openings on the roof of the chamber, death took about 10 minutes and they were usually holding on to their children or other members of their family.

Man we are basically cutns.

nlgbbbblth

Anyone remember hearing the following story when they were young?

I did and it scared the sh*t out of me

I think I first heard it in 1980.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Young boy makes his first communion and is taken to Tramore for the day by his parents. While there he goes into a public toilet while his mother waits outside for him. Unfortunately he is attacked by punks and has his penis cut off by them. He then bleeds to death.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

other variations:
1 it was Dublin not Tramore
2 the "punks" made him eat his penis (some say they wrapped it in tissue and shoved it in his mouth)

was it true I wonder?

Yakult

ROFLcopter wrote: »

Two mexicans and a chainsaw, horrific stuff, I didn't sleep for a long time after seeing that video.

That was pretty hardcore stuff alright.

I think the worst I've seen was those Russian dudes in the Forrest murdering that man, that's the video that made me immune to most sick stuff on the net.

ROFLcopter

Yakult wrote: »

That was pretty hardcore stuff alright.

I think the worst I've seen was those Russian dudes in the Forrest murdering that man, that's the video that made me immune to most sick stuff on the net.

The two nutters that did it for the craic ? Yeah that was awful stuff, those Mexicans are dreaming up new ways of killing people. There is a new movie out's called "El Sicaro room 164" its about a former assassin for the drug cartels in Mexico.

He explained that he used to boil people in 200 litre drums of water until the meat on their bones was cooked, he also said he kept them alive for as long as possible during this process. Fúcking sick stuff.

Link

44leto

ROFLcopter wrote: »

The two nutters that did it for the craic ? Yeah that was awful stuff, those Mexicans are dreaming up new ways of killing people. There is a new movie out's called "El Sicaro room 164" its about a former assassin for the drug cartels in Mexico.

He explained that he used to boil people in 200 litre drums of water until the meat on their bones was cooked, he also said he kept them alive for as long as possible during this process. Fúcking sick stuff.

Link

The Japanese did that during the Shogun era. basically tie you up and place you in a bath that was to hot. The trick was to not let the water boil death could take days.

"Life is nasty, brutish and short but you knew that when you decided to become a drug pusher",

John Doe1

ROFLcopter wrote: »

He explained that he used to boil people in 200 litre drums of water until the meat on their bones was cooked, he also said he kept them alive for as long as possible during this process. Fúcking sick stuff.

Link

Note to self: dont go to mexico

Sindri

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Anyone who has that locked in syndrome. Horrific.

Jean-Dominique Bauby

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Was thinking of that randomly the other week, the fact you're a prisoner in your own body is a frightening prospect. The Bell Jar is a pretty good film about it.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly It was a memoir written by a journalist who suffered from locked in syndrome. He wrote it using partner assisted scanning. It also details what it's like to live with locked in syndrome.

It was also a film. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Cianos

During WW2, prisoners of war were tied over bamboo shoots for days while the bamboo slowly grew through them. I checked to see if this was actually true or not, and Myth Busters did one on it;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A5W20ohJzw

spoiler:

It's true

John Doe1

Well dont look for the pic but on 'photos that shook the world' there is a pic from nanking where the japanese soldier killed a baby with his gun pike and is holding it up:(

actuallylike

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Young boy makes his first communion and is taken to Tramore for the day by his parents. While there he goes into a public toilet while his mother waits outside for him. Unfortunately he is attacked by punks and has his penis cut off by them. He then bleeds to death.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

That's Candyman isn't it?

some random drunk

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

When I was a mischievous child, I would spend hours playing with friends with a garage air hose.

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

A passerby, worried about the dangers of what we were doing, told me a cautionary sad tale, about a young man who worked in a garage and was the victim of bullys.

One day for laughs,the bullys held the air hose to the young man nether regions and blasted away, killed the poor chap and turns out this happened in Ireland.

So anyone have any tales of other cruel deaths?

This did actually more or less happen, in Thailand. There is an urban legend about it, suggesting the guy who died was doing it for sexual pleasure and exploded comically when he inserted the air hose. Snopes have a page about the false story and also a little bit about the true story it's based on:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/pump.asp

As unbelievable as this story is, it appears to be a fanciful embellishment of the 1993 death
of Charnchai Puanmuangpak of Thailand. Though the 13-year-old did die from a punctured
intestine brought about by compressed air being forced into his rectum, he was killed by others;
there was no element of a death brought about by self-gratification gone wrong.
The real Charnchai Puanmuangpak died when two of his 15-year-old co-workers at the gas station
carried a prank too far. These older lads were in the habit of turning the compressed air upon
Charnchai when they found him napping. Finding him deeply asleep, this time they inserted the
nozzle into his bum. The boy died before reaching the hospital, and the two lads who inserted
the hose were charged with carelessness resulting in death.

pragmatic1

Sindri wrote: »

Jean-Dominique Bauby




The Diving Bell and the Butterfly It was a memoir written by a journalist who suffered from locked in syndrome. He wrote it using partner assisted scanning. It also details what it's like to live with locked in syndrome.

It was also a film. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

I'd rather die by any of the sick methods mention in this thread than to live that long with that condition. 45 years that would be my definition of hell.

superstoner90

One night I was at a tearter with my parents. We went to see somee sort of show. There was people hanging from ropes that was attacteched to the seeling. I started getting flash backs of my fear of bats. I turn to my fater who was siting to the right of me and said, "can we go?, please?" he glanced at my mother and said "yes". We got up out of our seats and left.We went out a side door. My confused mother asked my dad. "Whats wrong?" My dad replyed, "I dont know, it was just me, I need some fresh air, come on lets go." We walked up a dark allyway in the moon light. we approached a man. He pulled out a gun and ordered my father to give over his wallet. My father replyed, "its fine, take it easy, take it easy, here you go" My father give him his wallet. The wallet fell n the ground. The man crouched down will keeping the gun aimed at my fater and picked up the wallet. My fater said, "its fine, its fine, just take it and go" He shot my father and my mother screamed and bent over to see was my father ok. The man then grabed my mothers necklase and shot her. Then he ran back up the way he came. Im batman now im fighting crimefor the greater good.

henryporter

What about the two Irish drug dealers that were pumped full of expanding foam by their Chechen assassins in Amsterdam a few years back?

Superbus

Knock yourselves out.

Big Nasty

The banana air gun up the tail pipe prank has happened both here and in the UK. Neither died from their injuries but I still wouldn't fancy it! :eek:

luckyfrank

Yakult wrote: »

That was pretty hardcore stuff alright.

I think the worst I've seen was those Russian dudes in the Forrest murdering that man, that's the video that made me immune to most sick stuff on the net.

i agree i felt there was something wrong with me for watching it

44leto

There is a medical condition you can get and your body loses the ability to sleep, a dreadful way to go. But the Romans being cruel gits would cut your eyelids off and that would bring on that condition.

JustAddWater

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Anyone who has that locked in syndrome. Horrific.

Fritzl is that you?

Milk & Honey

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

When I was a mischievous child, I would spend hours playing with friends with a garage air hose.

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

A passerby, worried about the dangers of what we were doing, told me a cautionary sad tale, about a young man who worked in a garage and was the victim of bullys.

One day for laughs,the bullys held the air hose to the young man nether regions and blasted away, killed the poor chap and turns out this happened in Ireland.

So anyone have any tales of other cruel deaths?

That incident happened in Limerick about 40 years ago. I don't think the lad was killed but he wasn't the better of it. A friend of mine was about to become an apprentice mechanic, but when his father read about that incident in the paper it was "no working in garages for you".

dotsman

Einhard wrote: »

Oh, and on gruesome deaths, the popular account of the demise of Edward II of England is that he had a red hot poker thrust up his backside. According to the tale, it was a terrible sin to leave a blemish on the body of the sovereign, so by going the poker up the bum route, his assailants could get rid of him without leaving a discerible mark on his body.

Nasty way to go.

My understanding is that the this account was only a legend introduced about a century later and was because Eddie the Second was homosexual (who pissed a lot of people off by granting huge favours to his male lovers in place of official lords/barons etc - hence he was imprisoned and possibly murdered by his wife and son).

Incidentally, most people know Eddie the Second as the puff from braveheart played by that guard from ballykissangel!

beks101

James Bulger.

Seomra Mushie

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

The Bell Jar is a pretty good film about it.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly?

gcgirl

superstoner90 wrote: »

One night I was at a tearter with my parents. We went to see somee sort of show. There was people hanging from ropes that was attacteched to the seeling. I started getting flash backs of my fear of bats. I turn to my fater who was siting to the right of me and said, "can we go?, please?" he glanced at my mother and said "yes". We got up out of our seats and left.We went out a side door. My confused mother asked my dad. "Whats wrong?" My dad replyed, "I dont know, it was just me, I need some fresh air, come on lets go." We walked up a dark allyway in the moon light. we approached a man. He pulled out a gun and ordered my father to give over his wallet. My father replyed, "its fine, take it easy, take it easy, here you go" My father give him his wallet. The wallet fell n the ground. The man crouched down will keeping the gun aimed at my fater and picked up the wallet. My fater said, "its fine, its fine, just take it and go" He shot my father and my mother screamed and bent over to see was my father ok. The man then grabed my mothers necklase and shot her. Then he ran back up the way he came. Im batman now im fighting crimefor the greater good.

That reminds me of the joke
How does batmans mother call him for dinner
She doesn't cos she's dead

superstoner90

gcgirl wrote: »

That reminds me of the joke
How does batmans mother call him for dinner
She doesn't cos she's dead

That was uncalled for, Your lucky im busy on facebook looking for the jokers location.

Zen65

beks101 wrote: »

James Bulger.

This was probably the most upsetting news story I've ever heard, and I still feel ill just thinking about it. The fact that it happened shortly after my own first child was born probably amplified the effect on me. That children could inflict such pain and suffering on another child in this cold, calculated manner is just unfathomable!

Z

Seomra Mushie

henryporter wrote: »

What about the two Irish drug dealers that were pumped full of expanding foam by their Chechen assassins in Amsterdam a few years back?

Gawd, I remember that, that HAUNTED me.

aujopimur

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

When I was a mischievous child, I would spend hours playing with friends with a garage air hose.

We would blow up balloons and blast each other with air.

A passerby, worried about the dangers of what we were doing, told me a cautionary sad tale, about a young man who worked in a garage and was the victim of bullys.

One day for laughs,the bullys held the air hose to the young man nether regions and blasted away, killed the poor chap and turns out this happened in Ireland.

So anyone have any tales of other cruel deaths?

I remember one death in the fifties as a result of this, and the guys responsable for it ending up on a manslaughter charge.
About four years ago few guys in a West Cork sawmill were up on serious
assault charges following something similar.

Mr Benevolent

Stupid dumb fucking death threads.

Sindri

A few months ago a man died only about 300 metres up from my house. He was an elderly man, lived in a caravan, but he wasn't a traveller, in fact he would've owned a good bit of land back in the day, for farming. It was close to a week before any one noticed.

I don't think I knew he existed.


My dog died. I was there. He was euthanised. He had been run over and was paralysed. Because of this he was unable to urinate or defecate. He spent the last two days of his life in a cage; a glorified kennel. The vet inserted a syringe with anaesthetic into his drip. His eyes went dull and then after less than ten seconds he keeled over with a bang and caused the kennels to shake. He was dead. A dog, just out of surgery and the effects of anaesthesia wearing off began to whimper. He was put into a black bag and we brought him home and we buried him.

To go like that, so suddenly, exanimous, and then be confined into the cold unforgiven ground after being placed into a black sack.:( I love him


I wouldn't wish a cruel death on anyone.

James Bulger, it appears, had batteries inserted into his anus before he died.

To spend the last few minutes of your life, your experience and sensory perception in such panic stricken hysterical distress.:(

Before everything goes blank.


I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

ibarelycare

Scaphism is probably one of the most horrific sounding ways to die that I've ever heard of.

Scaphism, also known as the boats[1], was an ancient (around 401 BCE) Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped (or hollowed) out".
The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within a face-to-face pair of narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks), with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe bowel movement and diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not kill him. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.
In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture.
Death by scaphism was incredibly painful, humiliating and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying.[2]

Father Damo

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

Anyone remember hearing the following story when they were young?

I did and it scared the sh*t out of me

I think I first heard it in 1980.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Young boy makes his first communion and is taken to Tramore for the day by his parents. While there he goes into a public toilet while his mother waits outside for him. Unfortunately he is attacked by punks and has his penis cut off by them. He then bleeds to death.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

other variations:
1 it was Dublin not Tramore
2 the "punks" made him eat his penis (some say they wrapped it in tissue and shoved it in his mouth)

was it true I wonder?

Was it true?

Jesus fcuking wept. Dont you think this would probably be one of the most notorious cases in Irish history if it was? People who believe urban legends do my nut in- as if this type of thing wouldnt make the mainstream news.

As for the original story it did happen, think it was down Clare or Limerick direction, although the guy didnt actually die.

edit- here she is

http://www.rte.ie/news/2001/0212/prank.html

Wetai

Superbus wrote: »

Knock yourselves out.

Read that a few weeks ago. This stood out:

2011: A 25-year-old woman from Ottawa, Ontario and Steven Leon, 40, of Gatineau, Quebec, died after an airborne American black bear smashed through the windshield of their SUV near Luskville, Quebec. The bear had been hit by another vehicle, launching it into the oncoming lane where it landed on the SUV.

Ghandee

ROFLcopter wrote: »

Two mexicans and a chainsaw, horrific stuff, I didn't sleep for a long time after seeing that video.

Oh God!

Anyone know how to un-see something?

That is some sick crap man!