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How do I get him back?

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  • #92
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    ??

    women can't perform when angry?


  • #93
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    As in angry with you (not just angry generally)


  • #94
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    As in angry with you (not just angry generally)

    mmm... still


  • #95
    RichieC
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    Has anyone stated the obvious yet and suggested riding his best mate?


  • #96
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    RichieC wrote: »
    Has anyone stated the obvious yet and suggested riding his best mate?

    i'm not sure. but it's a good idea. riding his dad might be better.


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  • #97
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    stupidusername wrote: »
    you don't. it's the mans job to do the chasing ;) if he's not interested, feck him


    people who say this **** are never in a good relationship; situations like this can be walking on egg shellls some cop onn is needed op.


  • #98
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Just get a new boyfriend and slowly turn him into your old boyfriend. Dress him like him spry him with the same aftershave get his haircut like him . Teach him to make love like him . Soon the line of whos the old boyfriend and whos the new boyfriend will disappear . It is then safe to pay an austrian hitman to get rid of the old boyfriend and steal his passport, an addressed letter or two to his address . You can then get your new boyfriend to open bank accounts in his name and live in his house and discard his old family for your ex boyfriends one.
    I hope this helps , good luck and godspeed.


  • #99
    westies4ever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭westies4ever


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Because I think he does but he's scared of his emotions. I dunno maybe I should give up


    http://youtu.be/sCWvVSE0WMk

    simples - time to build a bridge :cool:


  • #100
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Pdfile wrote: »
    people who say this **** are never in a good relationship; situations like this can be walking on egg shellls some cop onn is needed op.

    hmmm, just because you say it, doesn't make it true. I like a guy to do the chasing (as nature generally has it) what's wrong with that?


  • #101
    round tower huntsman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Oh wise sages of boards, tell me what works with getting my ex back without him thinking I'm some sort of loony stalker.

    anal.


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  • #102
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    RichieC wrote: »
    Has anyone stated the obvious yet and suggested riding his best mate?

    His best mate could be his dog.


  • #103
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    What age are you OP? And how long were ye together? Just out of curiosity.


  • #104
    AngryBollix
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    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Oh wise sages of boards, tell me what works with getting my ex back without him thinking I'm some sort of loony stalker.

    Suck him off


  • #105
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    stupidusername wrote: »
    women can't perform when angry?

    The DVD 'Angry Anal' proves otherwise.


  • #106
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Nothing says I love you more than a good old fashioned romantic suicide threat.


  • #107
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://i.imgbox.com/aaxrRG85


  • #108
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/boobs-jiggle-22.gif


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