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How do I get him back?

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  • 10-02-2012 12:30am
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭


    Oh wise sages of boards, tell me what works with getting my ex back without him thinking I'm some sort of loony stalker.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger


    With a username like that I'd suggest you start with a shave.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,721 ✭✭✭SlipperyPeople


    make him a sandwich


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Break into his apartment, get naked and hide in his bed. When he comes in have passionate sex with him and he'll be yours to wrap around your finger.

    Then update this thread but don't let him see, as then he'll think you're a loony stalker.


  • Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭coleria


    buy him some new clothes and shoe laces:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    bitch and moan about it on facebook so that his friends see it. it's how every other person is doing it these days.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    Shave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Try talking to him?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    coleria wrote: »
    buy him some new clothes and shoe laces:D
    Eugh, no, not that one.......*shudders*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    you don't. it's the mans job to do the chasing ;) if he's not interested, feck him


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    F**k all his friends and make him jealous. 100% fool proof.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Oh wise sages of boards, tell me what works with getting my ex back without him thinking I'm some sort of loony stalker.
    Excuse me I am not a sage. Im a wood elf and damn proud of it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that a mad dash across town will win him back.

    Some Peter Gabriel on the soundtrack will seal the deal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Magnets.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    With a username like that I'd suggest you start with a shave.
    I knew that one wouldn't take long


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Are you trying to get him back so you can be together or get him back for something he did to you?

    If the latter then defecate in the cistern of his jacks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    That's called a 'Top Decker' down our way, incidentally.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Why did he dump you? Or did you dump him?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Sky King wrote: »
    Are you trying to get him back so you can be together or get him back for something he did to you?

    If the latter then defecate in the cistern of his jacks.
    Pml. I want to be with him forever and ever but he don't want me so maybe revenge is a good idea. Thanks Sky King, I'll be sure to tell the Gardai it was your idea ;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Tell Him you've had a rethink and actually...you're over him now....then wait for the call....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Doc wrote: »
    Why did he dump you? Or did you dump him?

    Them wimminz be strange creatures.

    Im gonna go with the trusty old..... she dumped him, now she is after seeing him with a different lack and he's delighted with himself. Now the lady gene starts going mental in OP's head and she wants him back.


    Total guess, its just I know a girl doing that at the moment and find it funny.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I want to be with him forever and ever

    Well maybe a top decker might still be the way to go?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,873 ✭✭✭Simi


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Magnets.

    Magnets. Always with the magnets...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Drop your Knicks and say lick it


  • Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭coleria


    Ignore him and let him miss you,
    go out and have fun,
    and wait for the lil fella to come back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Oh wise sages of boards, tell me what works with getting my ex back without him thinking I'm some sort of loony stalker.

    text 'd him one too many times without a response?! just gets more retributive with each passing non-reply.. esp when you know some pair is colluding in ignorance. laughing...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Sky King wrote: »
    Are you trying to get him back so you can be together or get him back for something he did to you?

    If the latter then defecate in the cistern of his jacks.
    Pml. I want to be with him forever and ever but he don't want me so maybe revenge is a good idea. Thanks Sky King, I'll be sure to tell the Gardai it was your idea ;-)

    Why do you want to (forever and ever) be with someone who doesn't want to be with you ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    With a username like that I'd suggest you start with a shave.
    I knew that one wouldn't take long

    Depends on how hairy you were and how sharp the blade was ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Sky King wrote: »
    Are you trying to get him back so you can be together or get him back for something he did to you?

    If the latter then defecate in the cistern of his jacks.
    Pml. I want to be with him forever and ever but he don't want me so maybe revenge is a good idea. Thanks Sky King, I'll be sure to tell the Gardai it was your idea ;-)

    Why do you want to (forever and ever) be with someone who doesn't want to be with you ?
    Because I think he does but he's scared of his emotions. I dunno maybe I should give up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Stand out his home with a stereo playing this



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    Why did he dump you? Or did you dump him?

    Them wimminz be strange creatures.

    Im gonna go with the trusty old..... she dumped him, now she is after seeing him with a different lack and he's delighted with himself. Now the lady gene starts going mental in OP's head and she wants him back.


    Total guess, its just I know a girl doing that at the moment and find it funny.
    Nope he dumped me. Totally out of the blue. That's why I can't get my head around it


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