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Did you ever get caught fapping by your parents/friends/other?

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  • #122
    idunnoshur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭idunnoshur


    One day when I was studying for the Leaving cert my mind started to wander so I said I'd give the lad a tug so I could get back to concentrating on the study. Any way I was tipping away at him and the mother walked in and out again straight away, needless to say the lad calmed down straight away but i couldn't do any more study. Thank fcuk the mother didn't mention it ever.


  • #123
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Sindri wrote: »
    Gawd no, I had a full proof system. I was close once with a face full of make-up thrashing it out to some 'kinky' shit on the computer downstairs. Any one could've walked in but I suppose part of me wanted to get caught...

    You fapped while wearing make-up?????

    Carlos_Ray wrote: »
    Possibly the most embarrassing moment of my life. Years ago I was tugging away in a standing position with my trousers around my ankles, sweating profusely, trying not to end it too quickly. It was late at night and I was being really quiet, didn't want to wake the folks up. I threw my head back and closed my eyes and decided to work the bum with my free hand. When I opened my eyes.....

    And you "worked your bum"? What, like hand on arse swivelling your hips, or finger exploration?


  • #124
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    newmug wrote: »
    You fapped while wearing make-up?????

    Yes, during my wilder sexual awakening days. I've done some pretty weird sexual ****, seeing as I'm a deviant. Used to knock one out 4 or 5 times a day.

    I have some serious issues. Conventional sex just doesn't appeal to me any more.


  • #125
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Never got caught fapping, i'm an expert, however years ago i got caught by my house mate getting a blow job of my missus, i had to dive across the sitting room like superman with no pants on to try and slam the door, ha ha we never mentioned it.


  • #126
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I just google fapping, and nah, never caught, I once slept in a dorm and i learned how "fapp" without moving a sheet, none of the other bastards did. The bloke on my bottom bunk use to make me seasick.


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  • #127
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    44leto wrote: »
    I just google fapping, and nah, never caught, I once slept in a dorm and i learned how "fapp" without moving a sheet, none of the other bastards did. The bloke on my bottom bunk use to make me seasick.

    That is fascinating. Do go on.



    *fap*:pac:


  • #128
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Sindri wrote: »
    That is fascinating. Do go on.



    *fap*:pac:

    I think I said it all, I fap therefore i am male.


  • #129
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    44leto wrote: »
    I think I said it all, I fap therefore i am male.

    Just one more post and I'll have finished up...ah nearly there...What are you wearing?


  • #130
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    TheBody wrote: »
    Has anyone had a shank? It's where you **** and **** at the same time!!

    That'd have to be a pretty long $hit or pretty quick ****


  • #131
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Anyone know what a tactical fap is?;)


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  • #132
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    newmug wrote: »
    Anyone know what a tactical fap is?;)

    When you "fap" with one eye closed ?


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