Did you ever get caught fapping by your parents/friends/other?

idunnoshur

One day when I was studying for the Leaving cert my mind started to wander so I said I'd give the lad a tug so I could get back to concentrating on the study. Any way I was tipping away at him and the mother walked in and out again straight away, needless to say the lad calmed down straight away but i couldn't do any more study. Thank fcuk the mother didn't mention it ever.

newmug

Sindri wrote: »

Gawd no, I had a full proof system. I was close once with a face full of make-up thrashing it out to some 'kinky' shit on the computer downstairs. Any one could've walked in but I suppose part of me wanted to get caught...

You fapped while wearing make-up?????

Carlos_Ray wrote: »

Possibly the most embarrassing moment of my life. Years ago I was tugging away in a standing position with my trousers around my ankles, sweating profusely, trying not to end it too quickly. It was late at night and I was being really quiet, didn't want to wake the folks up. I threw my head back and closed my eyes and decided to work the bum with my free hand. When I opened my eyes.....

And you "worked your bum"? What, like hand on arse swivelling your hips, or finger exploration?

Sindri

newmug wrote: »

You fapped while wearing make-up?????

Yes, during my wilder sexual awakening days. I've done some pretty weird sexual ****, seeing as I'm a deviant. Used to knock one out 4 or 5 times a day.

I have some serious issues. Conventional sex just doesn't appeal to me any more.

Intensive Care Bear

Never got caught fapping, i'm an expert, however years ago i got caught by my house mate getting a blow job of my missus, i had to dive across the sitting room like superman with no pants on to try and slam the door, ha ha we never mentioned it.

44leto

I just google fapping, and nah, never caught, I once slept in a dorm and i learned how "fapp" without moving a sheet, none of the other bastards did. The bloke on my bottom bunk use to make me seasick.

Sindri

44leto wrote: »

I just google fapping, and nah, never caught, I once slept in a dorm and i learned how "fapp" without moving a sheet, none of the other bastards did. The bloke on my bottom bunk use to make me seasick.

That is fascinating. Do go on.



*fap*:pac:

44leto

Sindri wrote: »

That is fascinating. Do go on.



*fap*:pac:

I think I said it all, I fap therefore i am male.

Sindri

44leto wrote: »

I think I said it all, I fap therefore i am male.

Just one more post and I'll have finished up...ah nearly there...What are you wearing?

wilkie2006

TheBody wrote: »

Has anyone had a shank? It's where you **** and **** at the same time!!

That'd have to be a pretty long $hit or pretty quick ****

newmug

Anyone know what a tactical fap is?;)

mattjack

newmug wrote: »

Anyone know what a tactical fap is?;)

When you "fap" with one eye closed ?