What things do you do unknownst to yourself that make you feel old?

AskMyChocolate · 10-02-2012 05:54AM #1

For me:

1) Nip up my pants (about mid-thigh) before I sit down, so the knees won't go out of them.

2) Tap the head of my cigarette (Major obviously) on the box before I light it.

3) Put my hand on my knee, and point my elbow out perpindicularly (All-Ireland position.:o), whenever I'm discussing something serious.

So AHers, any others?

Love when a trendy,hipster, Diesel-clad wimminz takes a tissue out of her sleeve.:pac:

Choco.

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 05:58AM

Make that "ah jaysus" effort sound when I go to stand up. Same sound on last two steps of stairs.

Don't trust me farts.

I'm only 28 haha. I'm an old 28 though.

Sindri · 10-02-2012 05:58AM

Reading the paper on the jacks.

Blaming the youth for all the problems of the world.

Blaming foreigners.

Sitting quietly, for enjoyment, it's pleasurable (apparently).

Dying.

SheFiend · 10-02-2012 06:03AM

Tolerate large volumes of alcohol :-(

AskMyChocolate · 10-02-2012 06:03AM

seanybiker wrote: »

Make that "ah jaysus" effort sound when I go to stand up. Same sound on last two steps of stairs.

Don't trust me farts.

I'm only 28 haha. I'm an old 28 though.

Genuinely LMFAO.:pac:

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 06:03AM

Sindri wrote: »

Reading the paper on the jacks.

Blaming the youth for all the problems of the world.

Blaming foreigners.

Sitting quietly, for enjoyment, it's pleasurable (apparently).

Dying.

Do you die often?

The jacks is the best place to read the paper. I go there to read the paper and might not even fart in the 30-45 minutes I'm there for. That's how I roll.

Sindri · 10-02-2012 06:11AM

seanybiker wrote: »

Do you die often?

The jacks is the best place to read the paper. I go there to read the paper and might not even fart in the 30-45 minutes I'm there for. That's how I roll.

You'd want to get that looked at, that's a serious problem.

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 06:12AM

Sindri wrote: »

You'd want to get that looked at, that's a serious problem.

I'm not at the age for people to be poking me arse yet. Oh Jesus I don't wanna get old.

jimthemental · 10-02-2012 06:12AM

Queue up to collect my pension. Regret the loss of my youth. Eat werthers original. I'm 24.

Sindri · 10-02-2012 06:15AM

seanybiker wrote: »

I'm not at the age for people to be poking me arse yet. Oh Jesus I don't wanna get old.

You're never to old for a bit of anal jabbing.;)

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 06:22AM

Sindri wrote: »

You're never to old for a bit of anal jabbing.;)

That wink on the end of your post has left me wordless. I dunno what to say.

Sindri · 10-02-2012 06:24AM

seanybiker wrote: »

That wink on the end of your post has left me wordless. I dunno what to say.

Say whatever feels right.

My sweet :pac:

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 06:29AM

Sindri wrote: »

Say whatever feels right. My sweet :pac:

So........ Lovely weather.

I don't know if your male or female. Even though I don't think it really matters cos nobody making me a finger puppet haha

AskMyChocolate · 10-02-2012 06:38AM

jimthemental wrote: »

Queue up to collect my pension. Regret the loss of my youth. Eat werthers original. I'm 24.

There's nowt wrong with Werther's Original young man. Many's the day I fed a family of four on one wrapper, aye, and we were glad to have it.

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 06:42AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

There's nowt wrong with Werther's Original young man. Many's the day I fed a family of four on one wrapper, aye, and we were glad to have it.

That's after walking 14humdered miles with nothing on your feet but the dirt from the milking parlour. God be with the days. Young people these days have it so easy.
Sure didn't I go to castrate the bull when I was 4 and he kicked me bollox off, left him keep his. Can't be two unics walking the fields.

AskMyChocolate · 10-02-2012 06:58AM

seanybiker wrote: »

I'm not at the age for people to be poking me arse yet. Oh Jesus I don't wanna get old.

Sindri wrote: »

You're never to old for a bit of anal jabbing.;)

Calling KFallon...Calling KFallon....Come in KFallon.

This is KFallon do you read me DannyBoy? I repeat, do you read me DannyBoy?

shedweller · 10-02-2012 07:16AM

I noticed recently that when i take out my phone to look at it, i pull it away from me a little more AND kind of look down my nose a little at it. Like a granddad.....oh dear..

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 07:23AM

shedweller wrote: »

I noticed recently that when i take out my phone to look at it, i pull it away from me a little more AND kind of look down my nose a little at it. Like a granddad.....oh dear..

Hahaha I do that the odd time.
I mainly do it with the paper but I also shake the paper to get it into "standing" mode so I can read it properly.

I also noticed I'm starting to know more people in the death pages than in the court pages. Wtf like. I'm gonna have nobody to call if a group of Indians decide to attack my house and make my leg into the bottom of a totem pole

I also feel bad if a new user comes in here and gets slagged. Damn you empathy damn you to hell

AskMyChocolate · 10-02-2012 07:49AM

seanybiker wrote: »

Hahaha I do that the odd time.
I mainly do it with the paper but I also shake the paper to get it into "standing" mode so I can read it properly.

I also noticed I'm starting to know more people in the death pages than in the court pages. Wtf like. I'm gonna have nobody to call if a group of Indians decide to attack my house and make my leg into the bottom of a totem pole

I also feel bad if a new user comes in here and gets slagged. Damn you empathy damn you to hell

Yup. Got called a pinko-liberal-black-loving-white-hating anti-establishment tree-hugging gaylord recently, just for wishing a (noobie) polite young lad well.

Sindri · 10-02-2012 08:10AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Yup. Got called a pinko-liberal-black-loving-white-hating anti-establishment tree-hugging gaylord recently, just for wishing a (noobie) polite young lad well.

Sentiments of good will expressed towards a young'un?:eek:

You sir are worse than Hitler.

jimthemental · 10-02-2012 08:17AM

Exactly Sindri, they should be hit with a yard stick and courted by christian brothers like we were as kids. God be with the days when you used be able to do proper damage to a lad on the hurling pitch, now they're all gays with helmets. They need to bring back corporal punishment in my opinion. Ireland just isn't the same since the emergency.

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 08:21AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Yup. Got called a pinko-liberal-black-loving-white-hating anti-establishment tree-hugging gaylord recently, just for wishing a (noobie) polite young lad well.

ah sure we all started off in life knowing the ins and outs of everything. I started walking and never bothered with crawling. Pfft feck that.

mikemac1 · 10-02-2012 09:28AM

Shake my head and tut tut to myself as I walk in the local town and see the footpath jammed outside the local school.
God forbid little Johnny and Mary should have to walk a little to get to school. These parents would drive into the classroom if they could

Why in my day we walked to primary school in all weathers. Ask the parents for a lift as it was raining and you'll get a sharp remark for your cheek.
Walked two miles to school every day, uphill both ways

mikemac1 · 10-02-2012 09:30AM

Oh and in before setting aside a stick for mixing paint with

brummytom · 10-02-2012 09:34AM

Mom said I've started making 'old man noises' when I sit down/get up.

I'm 18

seanybiker · 10-02-2012 09:37AM

brummytom wrote: »

Mom said I've started making 'old man noises' when I sit down/get up.

I'm 18

that's yer smegma rubbing off your legs bud

HalloweenJack · 10-02-2012 09:38AM

My sleep pattern is 'old'.

I can't sleep past nine on a day off. Even if I head out, get hammered and don't get to sleep to six or seven, I'm up by one or two. I just can't sleep as long as you used to.

TeddyTedson · 10-02-2012 09:41AM

I suppose it's kind of a good thing that I can't think of anything...
I occasionally watch the news....

mikemac1 · 10-02-2012 09:42AM

You watch the weather report
And your first comment to the taximan is grand weather, not so bad, not so bad

You remember a time when the taximan didn't queue for you, you queued for the taximan

Chuck Stone · 10-02-2012 09:43AM

When you say to yourself:

'What the hell is that youngfella doing in a Garda uniform?... '

10-02-2012 09:43AM

HalloweenJack wrote: »

I just can't sleep as long as you used to.

how do you know how long i used to sleep??:eek:

What things do you do unknownst to yourself that make you feel old?

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