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Did you ever get caught fapping by your parents/friends/other?

  • 09-02-2012 08:34PM
    #1
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭


    I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories


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  • #2
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    No!

    I was good at it ;):p


  • #3
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,344 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    No, thank fcuk :pac:


  • #4
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories



    **** in front of your mother is pretty sick alright ;)


  • #5
    Mr. Rager
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    Did you ever finish that fap?


  • #6
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

    :eek::D really? awkward!

    never did it when I was younger, so nope never been caught. nearest would be being heard by the housemate


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  • #7
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I got caught by the cock by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

    FYP :p

    She was damn right :pac:


  • #8
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    fjsanchez wrote: »
    Did you ever finish that fap?

    I stared her straight in the eye and said "this ones for you"










    not reeally


  • #9
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Id imagine 99.99% of the time you wont realise you were sneard.. They'll facepalm and creep off.


  • #10
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    That'll teach you to be thrashing the cock off yourself while you're breast feeding from yore ma you sick sick man.


  • #11
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    As a young fella the cock may be sensitive but your ears must be more sensitive


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  • #12
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Of course, she cleaned my sheets for years!
    I have a UV light in my old room and it just glows all over.
    I wonder how many gallons of semen were splashed all over the house!


  • #13
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories
    Yes,I have also been caught by your mother.


  • #14
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Gawd no, I had a full proof system. I was close once with a face full of make-up thrashing it out to some 'kinky' shit on the computer downstairs. Any one could've walked in but I suppose part of me wanted to get caught...


  • #15
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Yes caught by my mother too. The horror.


  • #16
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    One my mates got caught looking at porn. He had a pair of big headphones on and was knocking one out. He sees something in the corner of his eye and his uncle was there in the doorway.

    This only happened 2 years ago so not when he was a teenager :pac::pac:


  • #17
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Nope, never been caught, or ever close to it. I need to start living on the edge.


  • #18
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    One my mates got caught looking at porn. He had a pair of big headphones on and was knocking one out. He sees something in the corner of his eye and his uncle was there in the doorway.

    This only happened 2 years ago so not when he was a teenager :pac::pac:

    Seriously what kind of fookwit puts headphones on when fapping? :rolleyes:

    The rule is, "Down with trousers? Down with volume!"


  • #19
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Abi wrote: »
    Nope, never been caught, or ever close to it. I need to start living on the edge.

    Just don't go all Japanese and think the seats beside the window of McDonalds are appropriate.


  • #20
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    kfallon wrote: »
    The rule is, "Down with trousers? Down with volume!"

    Oh and fap with your 3 eyes open :pac:


  • #21
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Gummy Panda wrote: »

    Just don't go all Japanese and think the seats beside the window of McDonalds are appropriate.
    Nah. Was thinking more along the lines of the local primary school.


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  • #22
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Abi wrote: »
    Nah. Was thinking more along the lines of the local primary school.

    Stay away from my turf! :mad::mad:


  • #23
    Dimithy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Dimithy


    Was caught by my mother once. She asked did I want to watch her or my sister doing that kind of stuff...which was weird.


  • #24
    barone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭barone


    2eusjdg.jpg


  • #25
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Nearly caught once or twice by the aul lad. He never knocked on the door.

    Me sisters mate may have seen me. I'm not sure about that, but the subject was never mentioned. Shame but she was really fit.


  • #26
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    No

    I was sneaky and was home alone a lot :D


  • #27
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    My flatmate always used a vibrator. I could hear her as her room was next to mine! I knew it couldnt be an electric toothbrush as her teeth were filthy!


  • #28
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Me sisters mate may have seen me. I'm not sure about that, but the subject was never mentioned. Shame but she was really fit.

    She obviously didn't like the cut of your jib jizz :pac:


  • #29
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    My flatmate always used a vibrator. I could here her as her room was next to mine! I knew it couldnt be an electric toothbrush as her teeth were filthy!

    nice:cool:


  • #30
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Got caught by an ex once actually.

    Only time it's not a bad thing to get caught :D


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  • #31
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    nice:cool:

    Sure was she was brazillian!


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