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Did you ever get caught fapping by your parents/friends/other?

John Doe1

I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

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kfallon

No!

I was good at it

My name is URL

No, thank fcuk :pac:

blatantrereg

John Doe1 wrote: »

I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

**** in front of your mother is pretty sick alright

Mr. Rager

Did you ever finish that fap?

stupidusername

John Doe1 wrote: »

I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

:eek::D really? awkward!

never did it when I was younger, so nope never been caught. nearest would be being heard by the housemate

kfallon

John Doe1 wrote: »

I got caught by the cock by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

FYP

She was damn right :pac:

John Doe1

fjsanchez wrote: »

Did you ever finish that fap?

I stared her straight in the eye and said "this ones for you"

not reeally

RichieC

Id imagine 99.99% of the time you wont realise you were sneard.. They'll facepalm and creep off.

Chuck Stone

That'll teach you to be thrashing the cock off yourself while you're breast feeding from yore ma you sick sick man.

flanders1979

As a young fella the cock may be sensitive but your ears must be more sensitive

TeddyTedson

Of course, she cleaned my sheets for years!
I have a UV light in my old room and it just glows all over.
I wonder how many gallons of semen were splashed all over the house!

senorwipesalot

John Doe1 wrote: »

I got caught by my mother at 16, her response "For gods sake...thats sick". Ah memories

Yes,I have also been caught by your mother.

Sindri

Gawd no, I had a full proof system. I was close once with a face full of make-up thrashing it out to some 'kinky' shit on the computer downstairs. Any one could've walked in but I suppose part of me wanted to get caught...

pragmatic1

Yes caught by my mother too. The horror.

Gummy Panda

One my mates got caught looking at porn. He had a pair of big headphones on and was knocking one out. He sees something in the corner of his eye and his uncle was there in the doorway.

This only happened 2 years ago so not when he was a teenager :pac::pac:

Abi

Nope, never been caught, or ever close to it. I need to start living on the edge.

kfallon

Gummy Panda wrote: »

One my mates got caught looking at porn. He had a pair of big headphones on and was knocking one out. He sees something in the corner of his eye and his uncle was there in the doorway.

This only happened 2 years ago so not when he was a teenager :pac::pac:

Seriously what kind of fookwit puts headphones on when fapping? :rolleyes:

The rule is, "Down with trousers? Down with volume!"

Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

Nope, never been caught, or ever close to it. I need to start living on the edge.

Just don't go all Japanese and think the seats beside the window of McDonalds are appropriate.

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

The rule is, "Down with trousers? Down with volume!"

Oh and fap with your 3 eyes open :pac:

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just don't go all Japanese and think the seats beside the window of McDonalds are appropriate.

Nah. Was thinking more along the lines of the local primary school.

Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

Nah. Was thinking more along the lines of the local primary school.

Stay away from my turf! :mad::mad:

Dimithy

Was caught by my mother once. She asked did I want to watch her or my sister doing that kind of stuff...which was weird.

barone

Gannicus

Nearly caught once or twice by the aul lad. He never knocked on the door.

Me sisters mate may have seen me. I'm not sure about that, but the subject was never mentioned. Shame but she was really fit.

Jen Pigs Fly

No

I was sneaky and was home alone a lot

steddyeddy

My flatmate always used a vibrator. I could hear her as her room was next to mine! I knew it couldnt be an electric toothbrush as her teeth were filthy!

kfallon

Big Steve wrote: »

Me sisters mate may have seen me. I'm not sure about that, but the subject was never mentioned. Shame but she was really fit.

She obviously didn't like the cut of your jib jizz :pac:

John Doe1

steddyeddy wrote: »

My flatmate always used a vibrator. I could here her as her room was next to mine! I knew it couldnt be an electric toothbrush as her teeth were filthy!

nice:cool:

Jen Pigs Fly

Got caught by an ex once actually.

Only time it's not a bad thing to get caught

steddyeddy

John Doe1 wrote: »

nice:cool:

Sure was she was brazillian!