Do Your Balls Hang Symmetrically ??

Stiffler2 · 08-02-2012 05:35PM #1

Do Your Balls Hang Symmetrically ??
or does one hang lower than the other.

My "Friend" was just wondering because years ago his balls were Symmetrical and recently over the last few years 1 hangs down lower than the other and he is concerned that he is "abnormal"

So I was hoping to get some statistics from "the Lads of AH's" of whether or not your balls hang Symmetrically & if they didn't would it bother you ??

Inspired by "Sindri's" thread on "Does your mickey have a bend in it"
Poll also added for results.

I'll let my "friend" know the results later

smash · 08-02-2012 05:37PM

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

Sindri · 08-02-2012 05:37PM

No, my 'friend' Stiffler2.

Annoying when they get caught between me legs.

John Doe1 · 08-02-2012 05:37PM

this is certainly an original post.

Anyway "do your balls hang low,, do they .......

Sindri · 08-02-2012 05:39PM

What happened to Stiffler1, did you upgrade?

danniemcq · 08-02-2012 05:40PM

one always hangs lower and its always the same one, (left iirc not checking right now)

Ancient greeks thought that when your balls droppedit tightened your vocal cords or something and thats why voices broke.

also all their sculptures back then have it the wrong way round

Storminateacup · 08-02-2012 05:40PM

My balls are so large I have a balls bra to support them to stop em getting grazed while they dragged the ground behind me.

kfallon · 08-02-2012 05:41PM

The left one should hang lower....I just checked.....my work colleagues aren't impressed tho :pac:

mongdesade · 08-02-2012 05:42PM

If i was chinese I'd be called 'Won Hung Lo'

red menace · 08-02-2012 05:48PM

Yes they do
The also make a hypnotic clacking sound

Snowie · 08-02-2012 05:50PM

why don't women start weird threads like these ?

or better still why don't men start thread weird threads about women then they can give there input

Stiffler2 · 08-02-2012 05:50PM

Sindri wrote: »

What happened to Stiffler1, did you upgrade?

Nah - I don't know who Stiffler1 is but I'm after the account which is just plain Stiffler but it wasn't available at the time.

Judging by the Poll results at least I can now relax about it tell my friend it seems to affect pretty much everyone

pragmatic1 · 08-02-2012 05:50PM

No one is bigger than the other.They both smell fantastic though.

ntlbell · 08-02-2012 05:52PM

so at least one persona has symmetric balls.

freak.

Stiffler2 · 08-02-2012 05:55PM

I must say I am shocked at the Poll results. i was expecting the complete opposite but at the same time verly happy.

Temptamperu · 08-02-2012 05:57PM

Ive only the one

The Mollusc · 08-02-2012 05:57PM

I hate when I accidentally sit on them! The pain followed by that sick feeling..

kfallon · 08-02-2012 05:59PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I must say I am shocked at the Poll results. i was expecting the complete opposite but at the same time verly happy.

You Chinese??? :P

ejmaztec · 08-02-2012 06:00PM

Storminateacup wrote: »

My balls are so large I have a balls bra to support them to stop em getting grazed while they dragged the ground behind me.

How do you protect your knuckles?

:pac:

cynder · 08-02-2012 06:03PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

Ive only the one

So really it shouldn't bother you about one being lower than the other ...

So I'm told my dad had 3.....

Sindri · 08-02-2012 06:06PM

grindelwald wrote: »

So really it shouldn't bother you about one being lower than the other ...

So I'm told my dad had 3.....

Must make for stimulating conversation with your mother.

Now, young gindelwald, your father was a very special man.

He had a gift. Given to him by Christ almighty. He had the ability to ejaculate all night, on account of the added fluid sac.

Lord it was a miracle, people would come from miles around to see.

They visited the Vatican, together, as it should be, and he met the Pope and they were beatified.

stupidusername · 08-02-2012 06:10PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

Ive only the one

really?

The Mollusc wrote: »

I hate when I accidentally sit on them! The pain followed by that sick feeling..

well stop doing it then.

cynder · 08-02-2012 06:11PM

Sindri wrote: »

grindelwald wrote: »

So really it shouldn't bother you about one being lower than the other ...

So I'm told my dad had 3.....

Must make for stimulating conversation with your mother.

Now, young gindelwald, your father was a very special man.

He had a gift. Given to him by Christ almighty. He had the ability to ejaculate all night, on account of the added fluid sac.

Lord it was a miracle, people would come from miles around to see.

They visited the Vatican, together, as it should be, he met the Pope and they were beatified.

Eeeewwwwwwwwww. Not information I want to think about......

Tbh the docs did look into removing it, but decided to leave it.

RichieC · 08-02-2012 06:18PM

Stop talking bollocks!!!!

And yes to one hung low. Only kids have even balls.

Sindri · 08-02-2012 06:27PM

RichieC wrote: »

Stop talking bollocks!!!!

And yes to one hung low. Only kids have even balls.

You say this like a man full of conviction and expertise.

Temptamperu · 08-02-2012 06:27PM

stupidusername wrote: »

really?

Yep tis tru-fax. I didnt even notice til I was about 16. Makes for an interesting discussion the first time I get the ride

Seachmall · 08-02-2012 06:33PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

Yep tis tru-fax. I didnt even notice til I was about 16. Makes for an interesting discussion the first time I get the ride

Maybe CERN stole it for the LHC.

I heard they do that now.

If they manage to send it back, or forward, in time you might wake up some day with it back.

Littlehorny · 08-02-2012 06:39PM

Of course one hangs lower than the other, its to stop them banging off each other when you run! You dont want to be playing conkers in your ballbag now do you?

Seachmall · 08-02-2012 06:40PM

Littlehorny wrote: »

Of course one hangs lower than the other, its to stop them banging off each other when you run! You dont want to be playing conkers in your ballbag now do you?

It's to keep your Testes cool.

"Testes" is French for "Bollocks" :cool:

af_thefragile · 08-02-2012 06:44PM

No one's balls does.

Its just how the body is designed so when you cross your legs, you don't squish your balls!

GLaDOS · 08-02-2012 06:47PM

af_thefragile wrote: »

No one's balls does.

Its just how the body is designed so when you cross your legs, you don't squish your balls!

I think it's more for not squashing/banging them while walking but that's the general idea

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