Do Your Balls Hang Symmetrically ??

Stiffler2

Do Your Balls Hang Symmetrically ??
or does one hang lower than the other.


My "Friend" was just wondering because years ago his balls were Symmetrical and recently over the last few years 1 hangs down lower than the other and he is concerned that he is "abnormal"

So I was hoping to get some statistics from "the Lads of AH's" of whether or not your balls hang Symmetrically & if they didn't would it bother you ??


Inspired by "Sindri's" thread on "Does your mickey have a bend in it"
Poll also added for results.

I'll let my "friend" know the results later

smash

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

Sindri

No, my 'friend' Stiffler2.

Annoying when they get caught between me legs.

John Doe1

this is certainly an original post.

Anyway "do your balls hang low,, do they .......

Sindri

What happened to Stiffler1, did you upgrade?

danniemcq

one always hangs lower and its always the same one, (left iirc not checking right now)

Ancient greeks thought that when your balls droppedit tightened your vocal cords or something and thats why voices broke.

also all their sculptures back then have it the wrong way round

Storminateacup

My balls are so large I have a balls bra to support them to stop em getting grazed while they dragged the ground behind me.

kfallon

The left one should hang lower....I just checked.....my work colleagues aren't impressed tho :pac:

mongdesade

If i was chinese I'd be called 'Won Hung Lo'

red menace

Yes they do
The also make a hypnotic clacking sound

Snowie

why don't women start weird threads like these ?

or better still why don't men start thread weird threads about women then they can give there input

Stiffler2

Sindri wrote: »

What happened to Stiffler1, did you upgrade?

Nah - I don't know who Stiffler1 is but I'm after the account which is just plain Stiffler but it wasn't available at the time.

Judging by the Poll results at least I can now relax about it tell my friend it seems to affect pretty much everyone

pragmatic1

No one is bigger than the other.They both smell fantastic though.

ntlbell

so at least one persona has symmetric balls.

freak.

Stiffler2

I must say I am shocked at the Poll results. i was expecting the complete opposite but at the same time verly happy.

Temptamperu

Ive only the one

The Mollusc

I hate when I accidentally sit on them! The pain followed by that sick feeling..

kfallon

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I must say I am shocked at the Poll results. i was expecting the complete opposite but at the same time verly happy.

You Chinese??? :P

ejmaztec

Storminateacup wrote: »

My balls are so large I have a balls bra to support them to stop em getting grazed while they dragged the ground behind me.

How do you protect your knuckles?







:pac:

cynder

Temptamperu wrote: »

Ive only the one

So really it shouldn't bother you about one being lower than the other ...

So I'm told my dad had 3.....

Sindri

grindelwald wrote: »

So really it shouldn't bother you about one being lower than the other ...

So I'm told my dad had 3.....

Must make for stimulating conversation with your mother.


Now, young gindelwald, your father was a very special man.

He had a gift. Given to him by Christ almighty. He had the ability to ejaculate all night, on account of the added fluid sac.

Lord it was a miracle, people would come from miles around to see.

They visited the Vatican, together, as it should be, and he met the Pope and they were beatified.

stupidusername

Temptamperu wrote: »

Ive only the one

really?

The Mollusc wrote: »

I hate when I accidentally sit on them! The pain followed by that sick feeling..

well stop doing it then.

cynder

Sindri wrote: »

grindelwald wrote: »

So really it shouldn't bother you about one being lower than the other ...

So I'm told my dad had 3.....

Must make for stimulating conversation with your mother.


Now, young gindelwald, your father was a very special man.

He had a gift. Given to him by Christ almighty. He had the ability to ejaculate all night, on account of the added fluid sac.

Lord it was a miracle, people would come from miles around to see.

They visited the Vatican, together, as it should be, he met the Pope and they were beatified.

Eeeewwwwwwwwww. Not information I want to think about......

Tbh the docs did look into removing it, but decided to leave it.

RichieC

Stop talking bollocks!!!!

And yes to one hung low. Only kids have even balls.

Sindri

RichieC wrote: »

Stop talking bollocks!!!!

And yes to one hung low. Only kids have even balls.

You say this like a man full of conviction and expertise.

Temptamperu

stupidusername wrote: »

really?

Yep tis tru-fax. I didnt even notice til I was about 16. Makes for an interesting discussion the first time I get the ride

Seachmall

Temptamperu wrote: »

Yep tis tru-fax. I didnt even notice til I was about 16. Makes for an interesting discussion the first time I get the ride

Maybe CERN stole it for the LHC.

I heard they do that now.

If they manage to send it back, or forward, in time you might wake up some day with it back.

Littlehorny

Of course one hangs lower than the other, its to stop them banging off each other when you run! You dont want to be playing conkers in your ballbag now do you?

Seachmall

Littlehorny wrote: »

Of course one hangs lower than the other, its to stop them banging off each other when you run! You dont want to be playing conkers in your ballbag now do you?

It's to keep your Testes cool.

"Testes" is French for "Bollocks" :cool:

af_thefragile

No one's balls does.

Its just how the body is designed so when you cross your legs, you don't squish your balls!

GLaDOS

af_thefragile wrote: »

No one's balls does.

Its just how the body is designed so when you cross your legs, you don't squish your balls!

I think it's more for not squashing/banging them while walking but that's the general idea

DazMarz

Left one hangs lower for me... think it's a case that if you're right handed, your lefty hangs lower and vice-versa if you're left-handed. Dunno how true that is, but it is a fact that in most (all???) men, one will hang a bit lower than the other.

Marty McFly

DazMarz wrote: »

Left one hangs lower for me... think it's a case that if you're right handed, your lefty hangs lower and vice-versa if you're left-handed. Dunno how true that is, but it is a fact that in most (all???) men, one will hang a bit lower than the other.

I can confirm thats not true. Lefty here.

Mickjg

I heard this happens so that it's easier for men to cross their legs without catching themselves. How nice of nature to be thinking of us so kindly.

TanG411

DazMarz wrote: »

Left one hangs lower for me... think it's a case that if you're right handed, your lefty hangs lower and vice-versa if you're left-handed. Dunno how true that is, but it is a fact that in most (all???) men, one will hang a bit lower than the other.

That's not fact.

The fact is the left one hangs lower for the majority of men.

As for me, I hate stepping on them repeatedly, so have to carry them in a wheelbarrow.

RichieC

Sindri wrote: »

RichieC wrote: »

Stop talking bollocks!!!!

And yes to one hung low. Only kids have even balls.

You say this like a man full of conviction and expertise.

Yes. I was once a kid.

ejmaztec

So far, there are either five liars, or five fat blokes who haven't seen their balls and are just guessing.

DazMarz

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

I can confirm thats not true. Lefty here.

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

That's not fact.

The fact is the left one hangs lower for the majority of men.

As for me, I hate stepping on them repeatedly, so have to carry them in a wheelbarrow.

Sound out... was just wondering. It was a stupid little fact I'd heard somewhere and guessed it was B.S., but was just wondering. The left one is usually a bit bigger too (well, that's the way it is for me anyway), is it?

smcgiff

RichieC wrote: »

Yes. I was once a kid.

You think that makes it alright :pac:

Sindri

RichieC wrote: »

Yes. I was once a kid.

Until Father O' Mara got his hands on ye.

af_thefragile

DazMarz wrote: »

Sound out... was just wondering. It was a stupid little fact I'd heard somewhere and guessed it was B.S., but was just wondering. The left one is usually a bit bigger too (well, that's the way it is for me anyway), is it?

Oooh... sounds like you got teh canzorz!!! :eek:

Ellis Dee

What is the educational system coming to?

When I went to school, we all learned Balls Law:

"The angle of the dangle
is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat
when the throb of the knob
is a constant.":)

af_thefragile

^WTF does that even mean?!

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnNvxdu0YEU

DazMarz

af_thefragile wrote: »

Oooh... sounds like you got teh canzorz!!! :eek:

Jesus, don't say that!!!:(

But no, cos I had a full physical less than a month ago, which included a testicular exam, and I was grand, despite being embarrassed at having my GP fondle my 'huevos'...:o

Nodin

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Do Your Balls Hang Symmetrically ??
or does one hang lower than the other.


....

Will this impact on one's naval career?

Jen Pigs Fly

Nope, my left one hangs slightly lower

kfallon

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Nope, my left one hangs slightly lower

That's your 'Johnny Giles' not your balls :rolleyes:

:pac:

Sindri

I'm resting a hot plate on my testicles at the moment, with my top off (must look fab) feel's divine.

This must be what Apollo felt like.

Jen Pigs Fly

kfallon wrote: »

That's your 'Johnny Giles' not your balls :rolleyes:

:pac:

You can't prove if I don't have balls or not.

I'm Taiwan's best export I'll have you know
:pac:

Boscoirl

after extensive investigation mine hang level, but they are kinda in single file