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  • #62
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Suas11 wrote: »
    I've never been to KFC

    I've never even seen a KFC in Ireland.

    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Watched an episode of The Sopranos.

    Laughed at South Park or Family Guy.

    I firmly believe that people who dont get the jokes in SP are below average intelligence.

    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    I've never killed another person.

    Neither have I. But I've done plenty of training for it.


  • #63
    5ftGiant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 ✭5ftGiant


    newmug wrote: »
    I firmly believe that people who dont get the jokes in SP are below average intelligence.

    I've never... understood why people even entertain people who don't 'get' South Park


  • #64
    IncognitoMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,928 ✭✭✭IncognitoMan


    I have never watched jersey shore, geordie shore or the only way is essex. I somehow feel I am not missing out though


  • #65
    ihsb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭ihsb


    IncognitoMan wrote: »
    I have never watched jersey shore, geordie shore or the only way is essex. I somehow feel I am not missing out though

    LIES... they are amazing. You have to see to believe


  • #66
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I have never been outside Europe.
    acidskiffle wrote: »
    I have never broken a bone because I am presumably invincible.

    I had that luck and hadn't spent a night overnight in hospital since I was born and then a few years back...

    Broken metatarsal in foot.

    Snapped Achilles Tendon required surgery.

    Snapped tendon in finger - more surgery.

    Herniated disc in back and out of action for 6 weeks on ****ty pain medicine - couldn't even sit up - scheduled for surgery but cleared up of it's own accord to the amazement of the consultant woman.

    Now I have to get more surgery for a trapped nerve in my arm.

    WTF?


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  • #67
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    newmug wrote: »
    I firmly believe that people who dont get the jokes in SP are below average intelligence.
    I get the jokes. I just don't find them funny. I firmly believe that people who expect everyone else to share their sense of humour are immature morons.


  • #68
    simit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 101 ✭✭simit


    Sharted


  • #69
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,959 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    newmug wrote: »
    I've never even seen a KFC in Ireland.

    http://www.gps-data-team.com/poi/ireland/restaurants/KFC-IR.html


  • #70
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I have never sang in karaoke or on stage drunk or sober. I am to shy and a brutal singer.


  • #71
    travelledpengy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭travelledpengy


    Never tasted beans


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  • #72
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,514 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I have never experienced what life would be like if i wasn't ginger...

    GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!!


  • #73
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »
    I have never got a ride..........never got a ride..........never got a ride on a tractor!

    You're not missing much - it's too bumpy and the smell of silage is terrible.

    Oh, I didn't see the bit at the end about the tractor. Never mind.

    I have never smoked.


  • #74
    TiGeR KiNgS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    Potential-Monke wrote: »
    I have never experienced what life would be like if i wasn't ginger...

    GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!!

    Saying it doesn't make it so.


  • #75
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    I have never:

    - died.

    - voted FF/FG/SF

    - Seen Star Wars, yet popular culture has rendered me familiar with some its quotes.

    - been to Eddie Rockets/KFC/Captain Americas.
    johnayo wrote: »
    I have never had a tracker mortgage.:mad:

    I've never known what one of them was:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l74083zafAM


  • #76
    Underdraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    I've never played Poker. Don't even understand the rules or how someone becomes 'good' at a game where luck of the cards is involved.


  • #77
    Fourteen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭Fourteen


    travelledpengy wrote: »
    Never tasted beans

    Your life is empty.


  • #78
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrh4r2JJBxA


    Well I suppose technically I've gone through it.


  • #79
    Pacifist Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Pacifist Pigeon


    Shryke wrote: »
    I have never ****ed another man.
    darokane wrote: »
    I have never: had a homosexual encounter

    But you've thought of it though ... :pac:


  • #80
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,514 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Underdraft wrote: »
    I've never played Poker. Don't even understand the rules or how someone becomes 'good' at a game where luck of the cards is involved.

    You're good at poker when you can turn a losing hand into a win.


  • #81
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    will go first (being the op!),
    i have never... Had a one night stand

    never done this either
    eaten a beetroot

    no
    been to an opera

    no
    been arrested

    no
    done any (good) drugs

    no, never taken drugs
    been interailing

    Not sure what this is but don't think I have

    I'll answer your question OP:

    I have never smoked
    I have never learnt to swim
    I have never ....................
    I have never done a driving test
    I've never had anyone/seeing anyone or even had a partner long enough to celebrate valentines day with! :P
    I've never been to a casino never mind played poker!
    Never skinny dipped
    Never travelled abroad on my own


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  • #82
    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,108 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    ihsb wrote: »
    watched the Godfather...
    IncognitoMan wrote: »
    I have never watched jersey shore, geordie shore or the only way is essex.
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I have never been outside Europe.
    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    Bungee jumped.
    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    Read a Harry Potter book.
    oldyouth wrote: »
    I've never tasted peanut butter. Sometimes I feel as if I'm missing out on the latter
    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I've never been banned from Boards.

    All of the above and a lot more, I've never swam as i cant and I've never had a car
    Karsini wrote: »
    I've never taken a foreign holiday, in fact I've never left the island at all.

    Wow!


  • #83
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I have never killed anyone on purpose
    :pac:


  • #84
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I have never killed anyone on purpose
    :pac:

    I've never killed anyone by accident... :pac:


  • #85
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Never done anything that would deem jumping off great heights. Only ever been on a few hurdy gurdys in my lifetime. Afraid of heights so don't think I will ever bungee jump or sky dive so never have and never will! Never scuba-dived either as I can't swim.

    There is a few things I've never eaten either.

    i've never put petrol in my car!


  • #86
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Never gone skiing!


  • #87
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Knocked over an aul wan when i was 19 while my parents were away and I took out the BMW without permission. I was sooo morto when she walked out in front of me and splashed over the windscreen. I was loike, OMG fock! And started shouting at her for denting the car before I realised she was dead. It was fine though because people saw her walk out in front of me but I got caught taking the car and didn't even get a car for my 21st then:rolleyes:


  • #88
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I have never seen The Wizard of Oz


  • #89
    Howjoe1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,666 ✭✭✭Howjoe1


    ...watched a full James Bond Movie...

    I would have thought i'm not unique in this one but haven't found anyone yet


  • #90
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    I have never signed up for/bought anything from telemarketers.

    I have never watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory all the way through.

    I have never had the clap.


    Form an orderly queue ;):pac:


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  • #91
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    Not sure if this has been done before...

    Very easy, just tell us some things you have never experienced.

    I will go first (being the op!),
    i have never... Had a one night stand, eaten a beetroot, been to an opera, been arrested, worn shorts as an adult, liked any of my friends cats, done any (good) drugs, been interailing, farted and followed through or danced like noone was watching:)

    (dont think there is any need for piss blasting/your ma etc?-it probably goes without saying)

    I have never let yore ma unsatisfied.


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