Have you ever called the party line or txted to

paky · 05-02-2012 02:22AM #1

57113? who the hell would. theres plenty of porn on the net, why would anyone call these numbers, and how the hell can they afford to advertise?

EddyC15 · 05-02-2012 02:24AM

I just have a sneaky fap to the ad. Although it feels really weird if I don't finish up before the next one and I start fapping to car insurance or Harvey Norman.

paky · 05-02-2012 02:44AM

:pac:

cocoshovel · 05-02-2012 02:45AM

I haven't because Im not a mindless fool.

Jesus Wept · 05-02-2012 02:46AM

A few times from the Vice Principals office with a couple of comrades in School so that it might show up on the phone bills.

Dudess · 05-02-2012 02:58AM

Genuine girls are waiting for you OP.

RobbingBandit · 05-02-2012 03:00AM

We condone you spending your money this way OP, just don't over do it.

Mr. Rager · 05-02-2012 03:01AM

Hate those stupid ads on Pornhub too. They always get the location wrong.

I seriously doubt there are hot single Asian chicks waiting for me in fecking Glenamaddy of all places.

Mr.Biscuits · 05-02-2012 03:01AM

EddyC15 wrote: »

I just have a sneaky fap to ad. Although it feels really weird if I don't finish up before the next one and I start fapping to car insurance or Harvey Norman.

That's not so bad.

The real horror is when your fapping to porn and the laptop cuts off amd suddenly you see your reflection mid-fap :eek:

Logical Fallacy · 05-02-2012 03:02AM

paky wrote: »

57113? who the hell would. theres plenty of porn on the net, why would anyone call these numbers, and how the hell can they afford to advertise?

Don't be fooled OP, those lines make a ****ing truck load of cash.

EddyC15 · 05-02-2012 03:03AM

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

That's not so bad.

The real horror is when your fapping to porn and the laptop cuts off amd suddenly you see your reflection mid-fap :eek:

Soul destroying stuff...

RobbingBandit · 05-02-2012 03:03AM

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

That's not so bad.

The real horror is when your fapping to porn and the laptop cuts off amd suddenly you see your reflection mid-fap :eek:

So you never had the clone fantasy?

El Weirdo · 05-02-2012 03:04AM

In before someone posts the Priest Chatback video from Fr. Ted.

Seachmall · 05-02-2012 03:08AM

fjsanchez wrote: »

Hate those stupid ads on Pornhub too. They always get the location wrong.

I seriously doubt there are hot single Asian chicks waiting for me in fecking Glenamaddy of all places.

*Pictures hot single Asian chick crying herself to sleep every night in Glenamaddy because no one responds to her adverts*

superstoner90 · 05-02-2012 03:10AM

Once when I was about 14 or 15. Called it on the house phone. Didnt hang the phone up properly and the next month the bill it was over 500 euro. But I said it was my bother that done it. So I dident getin trouble.

5ftGiant · 05-02-2012 03:12AM

I know a bloke who works on one of the Irish ones, as a chick.
If theres ever a deterrent, its that scary thought

DEFTLEFTHAND · 05-02-2012 03:12AM

I used to get really drunk in college and phone in to TV3's Play Tv and swear loudly down the line. Its not really the same thing but the girls were pretty and phone charges were similarly extortionate.

superstoner90 · 05-02-2012 03:13AM

5ftGiant wrote: »

I know a bloke who works on one of the Irish ones, as a chick.
If theres ever a deterrent, its that scary thought

Sure............................................you do.

al28283 · 05-02-2012 03:14AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

Stereomaniac · 05-02-2012 03:14AM

Does anyone know how to get in on the action? I wouldn't mind adding that to the C.V....

superstoner90 · 05-02-2012 03:16AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I used to get really drunk in college and phone in to TV3's Play Tv and swear loudly down the line. Its not really the same thing but the girls were pretty and phone charges were similarly extortionate.

HAHAH, That was you? I remember that happening a few time alright. Well that was the only real reason I watch that SHYT. Twas gas though. :pac:

Seachmall · 05-02-2012 03:24AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I used to get really drunk in college and phone in to TV3's Play Tv and swear loudly down the line. Its not really the same thing but the girls were pretty and phone charges were similarly extortionate.

"Welcome back, now we have a new contestant on the line who is going to try his lu..."

"CUNT!!"

"Whoops, sorry about that ladies and gentlemen. Lets go to another calle..."

"WHORE!!"

"Oops, another prank caller. Well hopefully third time really is the charm with thi..."

"BITCH!!"

"Oh fuck this. Screw you guys and screw this job! I'd get less abuse getting my tits out on bangbabes. Assholes!"

SUCCESS!

ballsymchugh · 05-02-2012 03:32AM

there's only one way to call those lines..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcbTyQzHADU

bmcc10 · 05-02-2012 03:48AM

superstoner90 wrote: »

Once when I was about 14 or 15. Called it on the house phone. Didnt hang the phone up properly and the next month the bill it was over 500 euro. But I said it was my bother that done it. So I dident getin trouble.

Last week so..Ya crood cookie ya!!!

superstoner90 · 05-02-2012 03:22PM

bmcc10 wrote: »

Last week so..Ya crood cookie ya!!!

Ha I have no idea what your on about.

dxhound2005 · 05-02-2012 03:28PM

On the satellite forums the TV channels are known as Slapper on a Sofa.

superstoner90 · 05-02-2012 03:50PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

On the satellite forums the TV channels are known as Slapper on a Sofa.

On a sofa?

But sometimes there on a bed.

dxhound2005 · 05-02-2012 03:55PM

superstoner90 wrote: »

On a sofa? But sometimes there on a bed.

Yes indeed sometimes there on a bed is a lady.

bonzodog2 · 05-02-2012 03:58PM

superstoner90 wrote: »

On a sofa? But sometimes there on a bed.

But that wouldn't be nearly so alliterative. And you know those girls all have good degrees in languages right ?

superstoner90 · 05-02-2012 04:01PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

But that wouldn't be nearly so alliterative. And you know those girls all have good degrees in languages right ?

Suppose, No way!.

aujopimur · 05-02-2012 04:42PM

I rang the Fianna Fail party line at the Galway Races one time.

Have you ever called the party line or txted to

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