Have you ever called the party line or txted to

paky

57113? who the hell would. theres plenty of porn on the net, why would anyone call these numbers, and how the hell can they afford to advertise?

EddyC15

I just have a sneaky fap to the ad. Although it feels really weird if I don't finish up before the next one and I start fapping to car insurance or Harvey Norman.

paky

:pac:

cocoshovel

I haven't because Im not a mindless fool.

Jesus Wept

A few times from the Vice Principals office with a couple of comrades in School so that it might show up on the phone bills.

Dudess

Genuine girls are waiting for you OP.

RobbingBandit

We condone you spending your money this way OP, just don't over do it.

Mr. Rager

Hate those stupid ads on Pornhub too. They always get the location wrong.

I seriously doubt there are hot single Asian chicks waiting for me in fecking Glenamaddy of all places.

Mr.Biscuits

EddyC15 wrote: »

I just have a sneaky fap to ad. Although it feels really weird if I don't finish up before the next one and I start fapping to car insurance or Harvey Norman.

That's not so bad.

The real horror is when your fapping to porn and the laptop cuts off amd suddenly you see your reflection mid-fap :eek:

Logical Fallacy

paky wrote: »

57113? who the hell would. theres plenty of porn on the net, why would anyone call these numbers, and how the hell can they afford to advertise?

Don't be fooled OP, those lines make a ****ing truck load of cash.

EddyC15

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

That's not so bad.

The real horror is when your fapping to porn and the laptop cuts off amd suddenly you see your reflection mid-fap :eek:

Soul destroying stuff...

RobbingBandit

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

That's not so bad.

The real horror is when your fapping to porn and the laptop cuts off amd suddenly you see your reflection mid-fap :eek:

So you never had the clone fantasy?

El Weirdo

In before someone posts the Priest Chatback video from Fr. Ted.

Seachmall

fjsanchez wrote: »

Hate those stupid ads on Pornhub too. They always get the location wrong.

I seriously doubt there are hot single Asian chicks waiting for me in fecking Glenamaddy of all places.

*Pictures hot single Asian chick crying herself to sleep every night in Glenamaddy because no one responds to her adverts*

superstoner90

Once when I was about 14 or 15. Called it on the house phone. Didnt hang the phone up properly and the next month the bill it was over 500 euro. But I said it was my bother that done it. So I dident getin trouble.

5ftGiant

I know a bloke who works on one of the Irish ones, as a chick.
If theres ever a deterrent, its that scary thought

DEFTLEFTHAND

I used to get really drunk in college and phone in to TV3's Play Tv and swear loudly down the line. Its not really the same thing but the girls were pretty and phone charges were similarly extortionate.

superstoner90

5ftGiant wrote: »

I know a bloke who works on one of the Irish ones, as a chick.
If theres ever a deterrent, its that scary thought

Sure............................................you do.

al28283

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

Stereomaniac

Does anyone know how to get in on the action? I wouldn't mind adding that to the C.V....

superstoner90

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I used to get really drunk in college and phone in to TV3's Play Tv and swear loudly down the line. Its not really the same thing but the girls were pretty and phone charges were similarly extortionate.

HAHAH, That was you? I remember that happening a few time alright. Well that was the only real reason I watch that SHYT. Twas gas though. :pac:

Seachmall

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I used to get really drunk in college and phone in to TV3's Play Tv and swear loudly down the line. Its not really the same thing but the girls were pretty and phone charges were similarly extortionate.

"Welcome back, now we have a new contestant on the line who is going to try his lu..."

"CUNT!!"

"Whoops, sorry about that ladies and gentlemen. Lets go to another calle..."

"WHORE!!"

"Oops, another prank caller. Well hopefully third time really is the charm with thi..."

"BITCH!!"

"Oh fuck this. Screw you guys and screw this job! I'd get less abuse getting my tits out on bangbabes. Assholes!"


SUCCESS!

ballsymchugh

there's only one way to call those lines..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcbTyQzHADU

bmcc10

superstoner90 wrote: »

Once when I was about 14 or 15. Called it on the house phone. Didnt hang the phone up properly and the next month the bill it was over 500 euro. But I said it was my bother that done it. So I dident getin trouble.

Last week so..Ya crood cookie ya!!!

superstoner90

bmcc10 wrote: »

Last week so..Ya crood cookie ya!!!

Ha I have no idea what your on about.

dxhound2005

On the satellite forums the TV channels are known as Slapper on a Sofa.

superstoner90

dxhound2005 wrote: »

On the satellite forums the TV channels are known as Slapper on a Sofa.

On a sofa? But sometimes there on a bed.

dxhound2005

superstoner90 wrote: »

On a sofa? But sometimes there on a bed.

Yes indeed sometimes there on a bed is a lady.

bonzodog2

superstoner90 wrote: »

On a sofa? But sometimes there on a bed.

But that wouldn't be nearly so alliterative. And you know those girls all have good degrees in languages right ?

superstoner90

bonzodog2 wrote: »

But that wouldn't be nearly so alliterative. And you know those girls all have good degrees in languages right ?

Suppose, No way!.

aujopimur

I rang the Fianna Fail party line at the Galway Races one time.

Deus Ex Machina

I call them regularly. It's different to porn because it's one on one with a person who is talking directly to you. For me that's much more of a turn on than a video. That are quite expensive though although not as much as some people think.

Nudey_Nun

5ftGiant wrote: »

I know a bloke who works on one of the Irish ones, as a chick.
If theres ever a deterrent, its that scary thought

:eek::eek::eek: