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Being a women magnet

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Wells lads of After hours, were you one of those guys that could get any woman when you were young or still can. I'm just curious as I was never one of those guys unfortunately :D while I had one or two friends that could.It always puzzled me, I'm not very shy nor am I a sexy fecker but I was never a ladies man. Let the smart replies roll in :D

    What's wrong with been shy OP? I much prefer the quiet/shy type to the arrogant/loud mouth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    My security team controls the ques. 2 at a time, ladies, for I am just a man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭CrackisWhack


    13spanner wrote: »
    Perfect this and you shall have many fine bitches :cool:



    There's something about that guy that reminds me of Colin Farrell:pac: must be the stupid face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    What's wrong with been shy OP? I much prefer the quiet/shy type to the arrogant/loud mouth.

    is this the same cheeky gal that was seen hangin ourra the braggadocio last nite.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I seem to attract mid 30 to 40 year olds. Im 28:confused:

    Mostly single, but also married, why do they bother!
    I always go for younger guys but often they go for me first.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    LH Pathe wrote: »
    is this the same cheeky gal that was seen hangin ourra the braggadocio last nite.

    Out of the what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    I don't have much problem with, been with a model or two, but tbfh, they are over rated. Prefer being single myself, and having piece and quiet and doing whatever I feel like doing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    What are you talki-



    *damn magnet I'm trying to type here stop dragging me towards OP!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    I just repel em we're poles apart. Like a pair of polaks, missing each other


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I don't have much problem with, been with a model or two, but tbfh, they are over rated. Prefer being single myself, and having piece and quiet and doing whatever I feel like doing.

    So in other words you have a small penis or a crippling low self esteem.



    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    amacca wrote: »
    I'm a sexy Mexican

    oxymoron


    (oh -racism alert!!!!:eek:) besides there's always salma hayek to disprove my frankly shabby opinions of mexicans

    Nah not racism alert. Unfunny idiocy alert more so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Sindri wrote: »
    So in other words you have a small penis or a crippling low self esteem.



    :cool:

    Damn you caught me. It's the low self esteem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    There's got to be more to life than being ridiculously good looking........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,675 ✭✭✭policarp


    Fizman wrote: »
    There's got to be more to life than being ridiculously good looking........

    My name is George Clooney.
    It's not my fault. I'm embarrassed now. . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    I have 'em blowin' bubbles in their knickers, so I do.








    I disgust myself. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Excedion


    Yeah I'm magnet alright but it seems its only the wrong kinds of women are magnetic :rolleyes::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Millicent wrote: »
    I have 'em blowin' bubbles in their knickers, so I do.








    I disgust myself. :(

    That reminded me of a joke :

    'I nicknamed my penis Bubbles, cause everyone wants to blow Bubbles'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    That reminded me of a joke :

    'I nicknamed my penis Bubbles, cause everyone wants to blow Bubbles'

    If your penis produces bubbles, ain't no one gonna wanna blow that. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Millicent wrote: »
    If your penis produces bubbles, ain't no one gonna wanna blow that. :pac:

    At least now I know why nobody will do it! Thanks! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    At least now I know why nobody will do it! Thanks! :pac:

    Happy to help!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Explosions in the Sky


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    What's wrong with been shy OP? I much prefer the quiet/shy type to the arrogant/loud mouth.
    Definitely nothing, I said I wasn't very shy but that means I'm still abit shy, I agree with you too :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    As this guy proves any guy can be a woman magnet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6o8k430ufLA#!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,749 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    As this guy proves any guy can be a woman magnet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6o8k430ufLA#!

    Dodgy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Wells lads of After hours, were you one of those guys that could get any woman when you were young or still can.

    rohypnol!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I repulse women when I'm single.

    I attract women when I'm in a relationship.


    Story of my life.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    kowloon wrote: »
    Dodgy.

    He grew the beard on purpose to show how you don't need to be riduculously good looking, or even good looking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,749 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    He grew the beard on purpose to show how you don't need to be riduculously good looking, or even good looking.

    All women love a beard, it's hairy nectar to them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Sindri wrote: »
    Paying them usually works.

    feeding them chocolate also works


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    kowloon wrote: »
    All women love a beard, it's hairy nectar to them.

    not all. me for one.
    feeding them chocolate also works

    yes it does


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