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Being a women magnet

  • 29-01-2012 06:17PM
    #1
    Explosions in the Sky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭


    Wells lads of After hours, were you one of those guys that could get any woman when you were young or still can. I'm just curious as I was never one of those guys unfortunately :D while I had one or two friends that could.It always puzzled me, I'm not very shy nor am I a sexy fecker but I was never a ladies man. Let the smart replies roll in :D


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  • #2
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I'm a women magnet as in them magnets that don't go together.


  • #3
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I can't get any woman, but I can get a woman any night if it's any good.


  • #4
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    The character Don Draper off Mad Men was actually based on me. FACT :cool:


  • #5
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Paying them usually works.


  • #6
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I told a fat chick I was a married man last night. I seem to attract mad ones me.


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  • #7
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I told a fat chick I was a married man last night.

    Why did you need to remind your wife ?


  • #8
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,755 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    I seem to attract mid 30 to 40 year olds. Im 28:confused:

    Mostly single, but also married, why do they bother!

    EVENFLOW



  • #9
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Explosions in the Sky wrote: »
    Wells lads of After hours, were you one of those guys that could get any woman when you were young or still can. I'm just curious as I was never one of those guys unfortunately :D while I had one or two friends that could.It always puzzled me, I'm not very shy nor am I a sexy fecker but I was never a ladies man. Let the smart replies roll in :D

    You have come to the wrong place OP, AH is the refuge of women repellents.........


  • #10
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I think my post count speaks for itself.


  • #11
    Sheeps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    Lapin wrote: »
    Why did you need to remind your wife ?

    haha quality


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  • #12
    sgb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    OP, Why would you want anywomen when after 7 or 8 pints anywomen will do


  • #13
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I told a fat chick I was a married man last night. I seem to attract mad ones me.

    I know that fat chick....she told us you had the "ghey"


  • #14
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    No, and Im not a guy magnet either. But I pulled a guy on holidays once by showing him my lunchbox! He was very hungry and I filled him up :D


  • #15
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,217 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I wish I could tell you it's hard work being a women magnet but
    I haven't a clue whether it is
    .


  • #16
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,276 ✭✭✭amacca


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I'm a women magnet as in them magnets that don't go together.

    your north pole went south eh?


  • #17
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    I'm a sexy Mexican. The ladies dig my dirty exotic foreigner looks.


  • #18
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    I'm a sexy Mexican. The ladies dig my dirty exotic foreigner looks.

    Good man yourself Fez! ;)


  • #19
    Explosions in the Sky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Explosions in the Sky


    sgb wrote: »
    OP, Why would you want anywomen when after 7 or 8 pints anywomen will do
    I'm not a picky guy and personality is a must before looks too me but when drunk I don't do "a feck it she'll do" :D


  • #20
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,276 ✭✭✭amacca


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    I'm a sexy Mexican

    oxymoron


    (oh -racism alert!!!!:eek:) besides there's always salma hayek to disprove my frankly shabby opinions of mexicans


  • #21
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,304 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    I can have sex anytime my girlfriend wants :cool:


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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Boscoirl wrote: »
    I can have sex anytime my girlfriend wants :cool:
    me too :P


  • #23
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    heres a woman magnet : Get any girl in the world


  • #24
    sgb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Explosions in the Sky wrote: »
    I'm not a picky guy and personality is a must before looks too me but when drunk I don't do "a feck it she'll do" :D

    Wait until you get a bit older


  • #25
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,249 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Unlike Poles attract.

    /clicks unlike Poles.


  • #26
    13spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    Perfect this and you shall have many fine bitches :cool:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-aF0YySbsc


  • #27
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Last night I left my schwag on, woke up covered in bitches :cool:


  • #28
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Yeah I suppose I was and still am, my secret, I really am not fussy and i thrive on rejection.


  • #29
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Get some sex panther!!! 60% of the time it works all the time.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLq2-uZd5LY


  • #30
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Long as they're not smug about it cos then all yer seein is ditzy bitches unable to control their impulse in desperately trying to find some of that crowded ego left to massage!! Often it's also to get the goat of mr less successful; what a wicked game!! I don't entertain it ..

    .. shoulda just claimed I am a babe magnet.


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  • #31
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,675 ✭✭✭policarp


    Oh lord it's so hard to be humble
    when I'm perfect in every way. . .


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