Being a women magnet

Explosions in the Sky

Wells lads of After hours, were you one of those guys that could get any woman when you were young or still can. I'm just curious as I was never one of those guys unfortunately while I had one or two friends that could.It always puzzled me, I'm not very shy nor am I a sexy fecker but I was never a ladies man. Let the smart replies roll in

cloud493

I'm a women magnet as in them magnets that don't go together.

minidazzler

I can't get any woman, but I can get a woman any night if it's any good.

Immaculate Pasta

The character Don Draper off Mad Men was actually based on me. FACT :cool:

Sindri

Paying them usually works.

Chuck Stone

I told a fat chick I was a married man last night. I seem to attract mad ones me.

Lapin

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I told a fat chick I was a married man last night.

Why did you need to remind your wife ?

The_Kew_Tour

I seem to attract mid 30 to 40 year olds. Im 28

Mostly single, but also married, why do they bother!

PK2008

Explosions in the Sky wrote: »

Wells lads of After hours, were you one of those guys that could get any woman when you were young or still can. I'm just curious as I was never one of those guys unfortunately while I had one or two friends that could.It always puzzled me, I'm not very shy nor am I a sexy fecker but I was never a ladies man. Let the smart replies roll in

You have come to the wrong place OP, AH is the refuge of women repellents.........

4zn76tysfajdxp

I think my post count speaks for itself.

Sheeps

Lapin wrote: »

Why did you need to remind your wife ?

haha quality

sgb

OP, Why would you want anywomen when after 7 or 8 pints anywomen will do

mattjack

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I told a fat chick I was a married man last night. I seem to attract mad ones me.

I know that fat chick....she told us you had the "ghey"

efb

No, and Im not a guy magnet either. But I pulled a guy on holidays once by showing him my lunchbox! He was very hungry and I filled him up

biko

I wish I could tell you it's hard work being a women magnet but

I haven't a clue whether it is

.

amacca

cloud493 wrote: »

I'm a women magnet as in them magnets that don't go together.

your north pole went south eh?

El Horseboxo

I'm a sexy Mexican. The ladies dig my dirty exotic foreigner looks.

Big Nasty

El Horseboxo wrote: »

I'm a sexy Mexican. The ladies dig my dirty exotic foreigner looks.

Good man yourself Fez!

Explosions in the Sky

sgb wrote: »

OP, Why would you want anywomen when after 7 or 8 pints anywomen will do

I'm not a picky guy and personality is a must before looks too me but when drunk I don't do "a feck it she'll do"

amacca

El Horseboxo wrote: »

I'm a sexy Mexican

oxymoron


(oh -racism alert!!!!:eek:) besides there's always salma hayek to disprove my frankly shabby opinions of mexicans

Boscoirl

I can have sex anytime my girlfriend wants :cool:

TeddyTedson

Boscoirl wrote: »

I can have sex anytime my girlfriend wants :cool:

me too :P

Eric Cartman

heres a woman magnet : Get any girl in the world

sgb

Explosions in the Sky wrote: »

I'm not a picky guy and personality is a must before looks too me but when drunk I don't do "a feck it she'll do"

Wait until you get a bit older

Pherekydes

Unlike Poles attract.

/clicks unlike Poles.

13spanner

Perfect this and you shall have many fine bitches :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-aF0YySbsc

Temptamperu

Last night I left my schwag on, woke up covered in bitches :cool:

44leto

Yeah I suppose I was and still am, my secret, I really am not fussy and i thrive on rejection.

wendell borton

Get some sex panther!!! 60% of the time it works all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLq2-uZd5LY

LH Pathe

Long as they're not smug about it cos then all yer seein is ditzy bitches unable to control their impulse in desperately trying to find some of that crowded ego left to massage!! Often it's also to get the goat of mr less successful; what a wicked game!! I don't entertain it ..

.. shoulda just claimed I am a babe magnet.

policarp

Oh lord it's so hard to be humble
when I'm perfect in every way. . .

Cheeky_gal

Explosions in the Sky wrote: »

Wells lads of After hours, were you one of those guys that could get any woman when you were young or still can. I'm just curious as I was never one of those guys unfortunately while I had one or two friends that could.It always puzzled me, I'm not very shy nor am I a sexy fecker but I was never a ladies man. Let the smart replies roll in

What's wrong with been shy OP? I much prefer the quiet/shy type to the arrogant/loud mouth.

RichieC

My security team controls the ques. 2 at a time, ladies, for I am just a man.

CrackisWhack

13spanner wrote: »

Perfect this and you shall have many fine bitches :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-aF0YySbsc

There's something about that guy that reminds me of Colin Farrell:pac: must be the stupid face

LH Pathe

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

What's wrong with been shy OP? I much prefer the quiet/shy type to the arrogant/loud mouth.

is this the same cheeky gal that was seen hangin ourra the braggadocio last nite.

eternal

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

I seem to attract mid 30 to 40 year olds. Im 28

Mostly single, but also married, why do they bother!

I always go for younger guys but often they go for me first.

Cheeky_gal

LH Pathe wrote: »

is this the same cheeky gal that was seen hangin ourra the braggadocio last nite.

Out of the what?

HazDanz

Don explains it all here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV4X-0TxBos

Shanotheslayer

I don't have much problem with, been with a model or two, but tbfh, they are over rated. Prefer being single myself, and having piece and quiet and doing whatever I feel like doing.

Jen Pigs Fly

What are you talki-



*damn magnet I'm trying to type here stop dragging me towards OP!

LH Pathe

I just repel em we're poles apart. Like a pair of polaks, missing each other

Sindri

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

I don't have much problem with, been with a model or two, but tbfh, they are over rated. Prefer being single myself, and having piece and quiet and doing whatever I feel like doing.

So in other words you have a small penis or a crippling low self esteem.



:cool:

El Horseboxo

amacca wrote: »

El Horseboxo wrote: »

I'm a sexy Mexican

oxymoron


(oh -racism alert!!!!:eek:) besides there's always salma hayek to disprove my frankly shabby opinions of mexicans

Nah not racism alert. Unfunny idiocy alert more so.

Shanotheslayer

Sindri wrote: »

So in other words you have a small penis or a crippling low self esteem.



:cool:

Damn you caught me. It's the low self esteem.

Fizman

There's got to be more to life than being ridiculously good looking........

policarp

Fizman wrote: »

There's got to be more to life than being ridiculously good looking........

My name is George Clooney.
It's not my fault. I'm embarrassed now. . .

Millicent

I have 'em blowin' bubbles in their knickers, so I do.








I disgust myself.

Excedion

Yeah I'm magnet alright but it seems its only the wrong kinds of women are magnetic :rolleyes::pac:

Shanotheslayer

Millicent wrote: »

I have 'em blowin' bubbles in their knickers, so I do.








I disgust myself.

That reminded me of a joke :

'I nicknamed my penis Bubbles, cause everyone wants to blow Bubbles'

Millicent

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

That reminded me of a joke :

'I nicknamed my penis Bubbles, cause everyone wants to blow Bubbles'

If your penis produces bubbles, ain't no one gonna wanna blow that. :pac:

Shanotheslayer

Millicent wrote: »

If your penis produces bubbles, ain't no one gonna wanna blow that. :pac:

At least now I know why nobody will do it! Thanks! :pac: