Small things that bug the hell out of you

lazygal · 24-01-2012 01:57PM #1

Kids in full replica sports kits (Liverpool, Leinster, Dublin, doesn't matter what sport).
People who call Christmas "The Christmas".
Baby on board signs.

Captain Graphite · 24-01-2012 01:58PM

The obligatory thankswhoring first reply on every thread in AH.
Oh and tomato ketchup; the sight of it, smell of it, the squirt it makes coming out of the bottle.....eugh, can't stand it.

Duggy747 · 24-01-2012 02:00PM

Eggs

Like a solidified fart.

Teyla Emmagan · 24-01-2012 02:01PM

lazygal wrote: »

Kids in full replica sports kits (Liverpool, Leinster, Dublin, doesn't matter what sport).

Knacker thing.

lazygal wrote: »

People who call Christmas "The Christmas".

Bogger thing.

lazygal wrote: »

Baby on board signs.

Smug b&stard thing.

Right, I reckon that's most of AH insulted...

RachaelVO · 24-01-2012 02:01PM

Toast crumbs in the butter and butter in the jam. Fecking well HATE when eejits to that!

BO-JANGLES · 24-01-2012 02:02PM

Being in a room with the door open. Don't know why but I can never relax and have to close the door.

davet82 · 24-01-2012 02:02PM

Small things that bug the hell out of you

Bugs

lastlaugh · 24-01-2012 02:03PM

Beggars standing beside the Luas pay station or at a Bank link.

Clareman · 24-01-2012 02:03PM

People who double-dip with finger food, revolts me.
People who have to be constantly tapping something, either with their foot or hand.
People who leave their sound on their computer at work, well done you got an email.
Door to door sales people.

The King of Moo · 24-01-2012 02:03PM

Dogs with one or both of their ears flipped back. If I pass someone walking their dog I almost have to restrain myself from flipping the dog's ear back into the right position.

People who say the phrase "Cheer up, it might never happen!" to someone who's worried or upset, especially if it's someone they don't really know.
If someone looks upset then it probably already has happened!

kfallon · 24-01-2012 02:04PM

People who wear full tracksuits. Either wear the top or the bottom but not both together!

*in before the obligatory "everyone who wears a tracksuit is a knacker"

Chuck Stone · 24-01-2012 02:07PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Dogs with one or both of their ears flipped back. If I pass someone walking their dog I almost have to restrain myself from flipping the dog's ear back into the right position.

I seen something like that on Seinfeld. Jesus I laughed heartily.

Yer one is stuck in a traffic jam (jamb?) and shouts 'HEY - FIX YOUR DOG'S EAR FGS'

Found it.

@ 5:00

AgileMyth · 24-01-2012 02:07PM

kfallon wrote: »

People who wear full tracksuits. Either wear the top or the bottom but not both together!

Or neither?

The King of Moo · 24-01-2012 02:08PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I seen something like that on Seinfeld. Jesus I laughed heartily.

Yer one is stuck in a traffic jam (jamb?) and shouts 'HEY - FIX YOUR DOG'S EAR FGS'

I remember that episode! I was so relieved that I wasn't the only person who gets bugged by it.

smash · 24-01-2012 02:10PM

midgets

Apanachi · 24-01-2012 02:11PM

lazygal wrote: »

People who call Christmas "The Christmas".

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Bogger thing.

Irish thing - Hiberno-English thing carried over from the Irish language ("An Nollaig", ie. The Christmas)

24-01-2012 02:12PM

Lids put the f***ing thing back on

people who stand wayyy to close to u in queues breathing on u

Rotten fruit in a pack not worth taking back so........annoying

bicardi19 · 24-01-2012 02:12PM

People who eat either noisily or with their mouth open. Can't stand it.

token101 · 24-01-2012 02:27PM

People mixing up there, they're and their. Primary school stuff.

People saying lol, having the lolz. I don't mind internet acronyms, but they're for the internet.

Slurping drinks. Tea or coffee usually.

Someone blowing smoke towards me and not giving a ****.

People who leave doors open.

People putting empty packets back in the cupboard.

Leaving lids loosely placed and stuff going off/ going flat.

Even in the nicest, soundest person, a D4 accent. Nasal and grating. Like nails on a blackboard.

Biggins · 24-01-2012 02:30PM

Constant sneezing when your trying to get something done.

Sergeant · 24-01-2012 02:32PM

This type of plastic packaging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOiHvn3UDc

Chuck Stone · 24-01-2012 02:34PM

Miguel Fluffy Acid wrote: »

people who stand wayyy to close to u in queues breathing on u

Was queuing in a chipper and a drunk guy standing far too close behind me burped and it wafted across the back of my neck and I got a strong smell of beer and cigarettes.

I was ****ing furious but kept my mouth shut because there was a strong chance it would escalate.

Drunk people aren't usually the best types to reason with.

Mr Benevolent · 24-01-2012 02:37PM

Biggins wrote: »

Constant sneezing when your trying to get something done.

Especially during sex.

charlemont · 24-01-2012 02:39PM

Gardaí making a big deal out of Hash/Weed, Drives me potty !!!

sensibleken · 24-01-2012 02:43PM

Dickheads who sit beside you on the bus when theres still a few completely empty seats

frag420 · 24-01-2012 02:44PM

Butter in the jam jar

Queue skippers

Wet cardboard

People who finish the milk and put carton back in fridge

Bruised fruit

Chef ketchup in restaurants/take aways. Heinz is your only man.

People who order a pint of plain. Dicks!!

Deli workers who wont clean the butter and mayo of the knife and chopping board before making/cutting my sandwich.

Beggars in Nike air. If you can afford Nike Air you can afford to f*ck off

People expecting money because they wrote their poor life story with chalk on the pavement. Stop buying chalk and buy food!!

Lol, LOls, Rofla and all those dumb internet abreviations.

sensibleken · 24-01-2012 02:46PM

People who finish a sentence with 'simples', 'fact!' or '/thread' are literally the worst example of humanity

Attabear · 24-01-2012 02:46PM

Neutrinos.

You little bastards, you ruined physics.

barrmur · 24-01-2012 02:47PM

People who do not let people off the bus/Luas before trying to stampede on board.

A group of people who walk up stairs taking up the whole staircase and get annoyed when you have the cheek to want to walk though them. Add to that the little scrots who think it’s a great idea to sit on the fecking stairs.

Driver that cannot use indicators and or roundabouts.

Gotta stop now before I feel the need to hit someone.

Ray Palmer · 24-01-2012 02:49PM

people who wait till all their items are rang in at the till and THEN take out their purse or wallet. It is like they are surprised by the fact the outcome is they have to pay.

Caoimhín · 24-01-2012 02:51PM

frag420 wrote: »

Chef ketchup in restaurants/take aways. Heinz is your only man.
.

I hate those fecking ketchup sachets in restaurants. Hate the fiddly b@stards.

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