Small things that bug the hell out of you

lazygal

Kids in full replica sports kits (Liverpool, Leinster, Dublin, doesn't matter what sport).
People who call Christmas "The Christmas".
Baby on board signs.

Captain Graphite

The obligatory thankswhoring first reply on every thread in AH.
Oh and tomato ketchup; the sight of it, smell of it, the squirt it makes coming out of the bottle.....eugh, can't stand it.

Duggy747

Eggs

Like a solidified fart.

Teyla Emmagan

lazygal wrote: »

Kids in full replica sports kits (Liverpool, Leinster, Dublin, doesn't matter what sport).

Knacker thing.

lazygal wrote: »

People who call Christmas "The Christmas".

Bogger thing.

lazygal wrote: »

Baby on board signs.

Smug b&stard thing.

Right, I reckon that's most of AH insulted...

RachaelVO

Toast crumbs in the butter and butter in the jam. Fecking well HATE when eejits to that!

BO-JANGLES

Being in a room with the door open. Don't know why but I can never relax and have to close the door.

davet82

Small things that bug the hell out of you

Bugs

lastlaugh

Beggars standing beside the Luas pay station or at a Bank link.

Clareman

People who double-dip with finger food, revolts me.
People who have to be constantly tapping something, either with their foot or hand.
People who leave their sound on their computer at work, well done you got an email.
Door to door sales people.

The King of Moo

Dogs with one or both of their ears flipped back. If I pass someone walking their dog I almost have to restrain myself from flipping the dog's ear back into the right position.

People who say the phrase "Cheer up, it might never happen!" to someone who's worried or upset, especially if it's someone they don't really know.
If someone looks upset then it probably already has happened!

kfallon

People who wear full tracksuits. Either wear the top or the bottom but not both together!

*in before the obligatory "everyone who wears a tracksuit is a knacker"

Chuck Stone

The King of Moo wrote: »

Dogs with one or both of their ears flipped back. If I pass someone walking their dog I almost have to restrain myself from flipping the dog's ear back into the right position.

I seen something like that on Seinfeld. Jesus I laughed heartily.

Yer one is stuck in a traffic jam (jamb?) and shouts 'HEY - FIX YOUR DOG'S EAR FGS'

Found it.

@ 5:00

AgileMyth

kfallon wrote: »

People who wear full tracksuits. Either wear the top or the bottom but not both together!

Or neither?

The King of Moo

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I seen something like that on Seinfeld. Jesus I laughed heartily.

Yer one is stuck in a traffic jam (jamb?) and shouts 'HEY - FIX YOUR DOG'S EAR FGS'

I remember that episode! I was so relieved that I wasn't the only person who gets bugged by it.

smash

midgets

Apanachi

lazygal wrote: »

People who call Christmas "The Christmas".

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Bogger thing.

Irish thing - Hiberno-English thing carried over from the Irish language ("An Nollaig", ie. The Christmas)

Lids put the f***ing thing back on

people who stand wayyy to close to u in queues breathing on u

Rotten fruit in a pack not worth taking back so........annoying

bicardi19

People who eat either noisily or with their mouth open. Can't stand it.

token101

People mixing up there, they're and their. Primary school stuff.

People saying lol, having the lolz. I don't mind internet acronyms, but they're for the internet.

Slurping drinks. Tea or coffee usually.

Someone blowing smoke towards me and not giving a ****.

People who leave doors open.

People putting empty packets back in the cupboard.

Leaving lids loosely placed and stuff going off/ going flat.

Even in the nicest, soundest person, a D4 accent. Nasal and grating. Like nails on a blackboard.

Biggins

Constant sneezing when your trying to get something done.

Sergeant

This type of plastic packaging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOiHvn3UDc

Chuck Stone

Miguel Fluffy Acid wrote: »

people who stand wayyy to close to u in queues breathing on u

Was queuing in a chipper and a drunk guy standing far too close behind me burped and it wafted across the back of my neck and I got a strong smell of beer and cigarettes.

I was ****ing furious but kept my mouth shut because there was a strong chance it would escalate.

Drunk people aren't usually the best types to reason with.

Mr Benevolent

Biggins wrote: »

Constant sneezing when your trying to get something done.

Especially during sex.

charlemont

Gardaí making a big deal out of Hash/Weed, Drives me potty !!!

sensibleken

Dickheads who sit beside you on the bus when theres still a few completely empty seats

frag420

Butter in the jam jar

Queue skippers

Wet cardboard

People who finish the milk and put carton back in fridge

Bruised fruit

Chef ketchup in restaurants/take aways. Heinz is your only man.

People who order a pint of plain. Dicks!!

Deli workers who wont clean the butter and mayo of the knife and chopping board before making/cutting my sandwich.

Beggars in Nike air. If you can afford Nike Air you can afford to f*ck off

People expecting money because they wrote their poor life story with chalk on the pavement. Stop buying chalk and buy food!!

Lol, LOls, Rofla and all those dumb internet abreviations.

sensibleken

People who finish a sentence with 'simples', 'fact!' or '/thread' are literally the worst example of humanity

Attabear

Neutrinos.

You little bastards, you ruined physics.

barrmur

People who do not let people off the bus/Luas before trying to stampede on board.

A group of people who walk up stairs taking up the whole staircase and get annoyed when you have the cheek to want to walk though them. Add to that the little scrots who think it’s a great idea to sit on the fecking stairs.

Driver that cannot use indicators and or roundabouts.

Gotta stop now before I feel the need to hit someone.

Ray Palmer

people who wait till all their items are rang in at the till and THEN take out their purse or wallet. It is like they are surprised by the fact the outcome is they have to pay.

Caoimhín

frag420 wrote: »

Chef ketchup in restaurants/take aways. Heinz is your only man.
.

I hate those fecking ketchup sachets in restaurants. Hate the fiddly b@stards.

Attabear

sensibleken wrote: »

People who finish a sentence with 'simples', 'fact!' or '/thread' are literally the worst example of humanity

Note to self: End every post with one of the above or better yet, all three!

simples.

kfallon

People who leave dirty plates, cutlery, cups etc in the sink!

Just fooking wash the things ffs!

Sugarlumps

People who whistle, you’re not a focking sparrow.
Pissy toilet seats.

Attabear

kfallon wrote: »

People who leave dirty plates, cutlery, cups etc in the sink!

Just fooking wash the things ffs!

This.

/Thread.

barrmur

Ray Palmer wrote: »

people who wait till all their items are rang in at the till and THEN take out their purse or wallet. It is like they are surprised by the fact the outcome is they have to pay.

Add to that people who are in front of you in the queue for the ATM for 5 minutes and when they get to the machine, then she (almost always) starts liooking through the massive handbag!!

foxyboxer

People posessing an irritating penchant for breathing noisily through their noses.

* It even pissed off Ned Flanders :mad: "..BREATHE THROUGH YOUR DAMN MOUTH!"

whitewave

people who put vaseline under their nose when they've got a cold, it goes all shiny and mank

and people leaving switches on plugs turned to red when there's nothing plugged in, not sure why but it drives me mental

RubyGlee

other peoples children

1 second left on the microwave

lastlaugh

People who cough without making any effort to stop the germs spraying everywhere.

Duirty Bastids.

daithieoghan

The does-be do-be's.
I does be
You does be
He does be
She does be
We do be
You do be
They do be

Vinta81

Leaving doors open.

Attabear

barrmur wrote: »

Add to that people who are in front of you in the queue for the ATM for 5 minutes and when they get to the machine, then she (almost always) starts looking through the massive handbag!!

Getting anything from my wife's handbag.

Wife: Would you get me (random womanish item)

Me: Where is it?

Wife: In my handbag.

Me: Feck.

Tie leg to radiator(safety first), grab flashlight and dive in. Rummaging in pitch dark for twenty minutes. Emerge dusty and disorientated.

Me: It's not in there.

Wife: It is. Keep looking.

Check rope. Still secure. Climb in again. Emerge one lifetime later.

Me: Definitely not in there.

Wife: Oh wait, it's on the counter.

TheZohanS

• People who constantly interrupt you any time you're talking.
• People who complain that they have it tough when they're living at home with mammy and daddy and don't have to pay for a thing yet they try to pontificate to others.

BlimpyBoy

People who don't have their bus fare ready when getting on a bus

cocoshovel

The small corner of a chocolate bar wrapper that falls off after you open it. Drives me mad if its anywhere but the bin.

TONY DAY

Iirsh women who speak with a fake American twang!! I blame Tv programmes such as Friends and Buffy the Vampire slayer for starting all this off!!

kylith

charlemont wrote: »

Gardaí making a big deal out of Hash/Weed, Drives me potty !!!

Gives me a right laugh, that one. "Gardaí raided the house and found an ounce of cannabis resin: enough for four hundred million cannabis cigarettes".

happyoutscan

Boardsies who finish off each post with their user name.






Happyoutscan

TONY DAY

Ok here goes!! (1)Pen pushing time wasting incompetent Public Servants, (2) bandwagon Munster and Leinster Rugby fans,(3) people who like to show off, (4)Doctors who insist on being referred to as "Doctor" even when outside of work, (5)Irish people who speak with wannabe American accents, (6)Corporate talk and the people use it and assume they are clever because they know all the right terminology to use, (7) Snobs (8) people who go and on about GAA sports being the best in the world (9) Ould ones who lick up to priests and (10) XFacor and all such shows that reward people just because they are good Karaoke singers!!

DEFTLEFTHAND

People making noise when they eat. Bloody animals.

People talking over you, shut up and listen I'm talking now you ignorant idiot.

Certain tv and radio ads bug the hell out of me to the point where I really get myself worked up, its something I need to stop caring about.

People not saying please or thank you, I've no time for people who don't possess a basic set of manners.

Pressing the fast forward button too hard on the sky plus remote and skipping to the end of the show.

Inexperienced bar men or women pulling sub standard pints, a cardinal sin.:D