Do you laugh at your own jokes and ridiculous behaviour?

IM0 · 22-01-2012 09:00PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Thinly veiled? I'd say it's fairly blatant, pal!

you know the drill *points to door* or else..

bonzodog2 · 22-01-2012 09:50PM

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Never saw such sh1t talk in a thread

Pfft, you're new here, checkout some of Mr. F. Bantam's work !

juan.kerr · 22-01-2012 09:54PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Song stolen from Snow's Informer. Plagiarism isn't funny.

And they say white men can't rap?

Aside from it being a racist sentiment, this guy proves otherwise. Along with Vanilla Ice of course.

Defiler Of The Coffin · 22-01-2012 10:03PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Never saw such sh1t talk in a thread

Pfft, you're new here, checkout some of Mr. F. Bantam's work !

In this guise yes. A shame Flutterin Bantam was banned. Eloquent chap

holystungun9 · 22-01-2012 11:15PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Song stolen from Snow's Informer. Plagiarism isn't funny.

Da da diddl diddl da da diddl diddl, you wouldn't steal a handbag?

Chuck Stone · 23-01-2012 12:17AM

Dudess wrote: »

I still think "bum-bum" is a pretty hilarious word - three decades on.

http://www.myspace.com/video/rabi-parsons/freddy-got-fingered-cheese-sandwich/1549243

Dudess · 23-01-2012 12:21AM

Bottom is another good 'un.

Chuck Stone · 23-01-2012 12:30AM

Dudess wrote: »

Bottom is another good 'un.

The comedy show or the word?

Tope · 23-01-2012 12:44AM

Dudess wrote: »

I still think "bum-bum" is a pretty hilarious word - three decades on.

Captain_Generic wrote: »

I still think the word 'poo' is amazing

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

For some reason "poo poo" is better.

Dudess wrote: »

It is, but is the correct spelling poo or pooh? A question that has, I'm sure, troubled the finest minds.
Poopoo is even better - although as a great man Mr H. Simpson once asked: is it one word or two?

When I was small, me and my friends had a hilarious joke that went like this:

Which is the odd one out: poo, bum, wee, or willy?
(These were all the rude words we knew at the time!)

Answer: Willy. Because you can say poo-poo, you can say bum-bum, you can say wee-wee, but you can't say willy-willy!

God, I'm laughing out loud at that right now. Oh, the memories!

Johro · 23-01-2012 12:46AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh don't you start! I've enough of that grumpalump talk at home :mad:
:P

Well I though it was funny. I also like that the wee remote made you piss yourself.

Dudess · 23-01-2012 12:48AM

Captain_Generic · 23-01-2012 12:50AM

Tope wrote: »

Answer: Willy. Because you can say poo-poo, you can say bum-bum, you can say wee-wee, but you can't say willy-willy!

Thats the sound it makes mid-windmill

Dudess · 23-01-2012 12:50AM

Tope wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

I still think "bum-bum" is a pretty hilarious word - three decades on.

Captain_Generic wrote: »

I still think the word 'poo' is amazing

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

For some reason "poo poo" is better.

Dudess wrote: »

It is, but is the correct spelling poo or pooh? A question that has, I'm sure, troubled the finest minds.
Poopoo is even better - although as a great man Mr H. Simpson once asked: is it one word or two?

When I was small, me and my friends had a hilarious joke that went like this:

Which is the odd one out: poo, bum, wee, or willy?
(These were all the rude words we knew at the time!)

Answer: Willy. Because you can say poo-poo, you can say bum-bum, you can say wee-wee, but you can't say willy-willy!

God, I'm laughing out loud at that right now. Oh, the memories!

Absolute gold - I'm lolling.

timesnap · 23-01-2012 01:45AM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Anyone else find themselves hilarious?? I do. I don't mean I'm a particularly funny person or I should be on stage or anything but I catch myself laughing at stuff I said and did on a daily basis. I'm like my own best pal! Who needs friends when I have myself!

Right now, I'm laughing at the jungle song I composed with friends after a few beers last night entitled "Fatty bum bum"...it goes something like this (you have to imagine the hard thumping jungle music in the background...

Fatty bum bum

Fatty fatty bum bum

Fatty bum bum

Fatty fatty bum bum

Fatty bum bum

Fatty fatty bum bum

Fatty bum bum

Fatty fatty bum bum

Jungle is massive.

The end.

I even invented a dance for it which I obviously can't show you here.

I'm willing to sacrifice my pride here and admit I'm always laughing at my own jokes even ones from years ago.

Anyone else? Give me an example...

BANNED at the request of many boards users who have fat bums*

* i PMSL at that joke, :pac:

castletownman · 23-01-2012 01:48AM

My cousin got a box in the ear recently and he was complaining about how annoying the ringing in his ear drums is. I came back with the brilliant retort :"Yeah it must be very ear-atating". I laughed aloud.

Oh and today my brother was clearly flustered trying to work out a difficult maths question as part of his homework, so I threw one of those cushiony rugby balls and it hit him in the face. Me and Dad laughed at that one.

bfocusd · 23-01-2012 02:03AM

I was on a very boring train ride and thought I'd wind up my mate, by the time we got off the train she thought butter came from butter cups, and you could tell if a cow was a boy or girl depending on which side has more spots, and that a UFO is pronounced u-fo, jelly fish would melt if the water was warm, country grass is the start of trees, if we didn't cut it we would end up with a forest.

She's kinda gullible, was hungover and lacking sleep, but im convincing when I'm talking a load of s*it, I should be in politics.

It was the one time it killed me to keep in the laughter, I was so serious about it. Told her in the end and had to explain the real version of everything.

DerekDGoldfish · 23-01-2012 02:10AM

You should be careful laughing at your own jokes

A few years ago I was having a few drinks with some friends in my local pub, I began to tell a joke but before I could deliver the punch line I burst out into uncontrollable laughter, the laughter got so bad I got sick however I then began to choke on my own vomit.

I was standing up in the middle of a busy pub choking but my friends were finding it so funny they were unable to help despite me being in significant distress, when I realised they were not going to help me I ran to the nearest toilet and attempted to give myself the Heimlich manover my ramming my stomach against the sink repeatedly, eventually I dislodged the sick and walked back to my seat with my “friends” with my new shirt covered in sick and tears while my “friends” were still breaking their bollocks laughing at the incident which they subsequently referred to as the “JLPC” incident (Joke, Laugh, Puke, Choke).

Sometimes laughing at your own jokes is no laughing matter.

Armin_Tamzarian · 23-01-2012 12:44PM

later10 wrote: »

I'm sure other people are thinking what a knob,

You're quite perceptive I see.

Duggy747 · 23-01-2012 12:54PM

I'm brutal for laughing at my awful jokes & pranks. The worse a joke is the better.

Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his mouth?

He ate his dinner before it was cool

As for pranks, one I like to do is smear Nutella (if it's in the house, I don't carry a jar with me.........as much as I'd like to!) on toilet paper and leave it dangling off the toilet seat / on top of the toilet bin so it could be discovered by the next person.

Hearing the person eventually shout out: "Oooh, what the fùck!?!" leaves me in stitches.

Maximus Alexander · 23-01-2012 12:58PM

The other day we were eating in Jo Burger and there was a jar of relish on the table. My girlfriend sniffed it and said "That smells lovely". So I quipped "Did you relish the smell of it?"

Man I crack myself up.

Latchy · 23-01-2012 02:16PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Right now, I'm laughing at the jungle song I composed with friends after a few beers last night entitled "Fatty bum bum"...it goes something like this (you have to imagine the hard thumping jungle music in the background...

Fatty bum bum

Fatty fatty bum bum

Fatty bum bum

Fatty fatty bum bum

Fatty bum bum

Fatty fatty bum bum

Fatty bum bum

Fatty fatty bum bum

Jungle is massive.

The end.

Anyone else? Give me an example...

The original Fattie Bum Bum song .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vANcgolYNds

Plumpynutt · 23-01-2012 03:01PM

holystungun9 wrote: »

First in with the remix......

Bummy fat fat

Bummy fat

Bummy fat fat

Bummy fat

Com down selecta! Let loose!

VIP biznizz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tccJvqcsE

Aglomerado · 23-01-2012 04:00PM

Yes.

I like saying "bum titty bum titty bum titty bum...." in varying tempos. After about 2 minutes I'm grinning from ear to ear.

I love winding people up by making up ridiculous stories. My best one was how the Mennonite community in the US was outraged by an Irish beer... "Be Amish".

Eve_Dublin · 23-01-2012 06:07PM

Latchy wrote: »

The original Fattie Bum Bum song .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vANcgolYNds

:eek::eek:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Promise I never heard that song in my life! Could I be Malcolm reincarnated?

Bleedin' buzz wreaker....stealin' my thunder ye thievin' thief!

baby and crumble · 23-01-2012 06:17PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

This one wins.

Penn · 23-01-2012 06:24PM

I do laugh at my own jokes a lot. At the weekend, my friend's girlfriend was saying how competitive her and her sister both are. I said "Which of you is more competitive?"

I then giggled to myself for about 5 minutes.

juan.kerr · 23-01-2012 06:29PM

Penn wrote: »

I do laugh at my own jokes a lot. At the weekend, my friend's girlfriend was saying how competitive her and her sister both are. I said "Which of you is more competitive?"

I then giggled to myself for about 5 minutes.

you probably had to be there to get it...

bodhrandude · 23-01-2012 06:34PM

I just sent a text to my next door neighbour which goes "Snorman Norman from outer space and Bishop Tu Tu." Which I found absolutely hilarious.

marcsignal · 23-01-2012 06:46PM

A pathetic excuse for a man, who has recently mooched his way into my social group, thought it was funny to grope some of the women in our company.....

.......wasn't near half as funny as me fcuking my full pint all over him.

Dudess · 23-01-2012 06:54PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

The comedy show or the word?

The word of course!

And speaking of which: The Bird Is The Word still has me in hysterics.

Do you laugh at your own jokes and ridiculous behaviour?

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