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How to stop people talking to you

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  • #32
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    gizmo wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0


    Simples.

    Worse than Hitler.


  • #33
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    "Shhhhhhh"


  • #34
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    brummytom wrote: »
    Long story very short, got talking to this girl from school about revision. Exciting.


    Then she starts telling me every little thing that's going on in her life.

    What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

    Finger her.

    If shes going to make noise you may as well get a hard on out of it


  • #35
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Worse than Hitler.

    I'd shaft her


  • #36
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    But you still would though right?

    Not even with a stick...


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  • #37
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Tell her you're seriously considering going on a gun rampage and taking out the people you know first.


  • #38
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I find a shoe to the fanny does the trick in these situations.


  • #39
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    Keep asking them if they farted.


  • #40
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Introduce her to your multiple personalities, perhaps sandra the pre-op transexual?

    Or punch her in the ovaries?


  • #41
    ImpossibleDuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭ImpossibleDuck


    Use this for a fun experiment. Ask her if she's ever seen some film you know, if she hasn't adopt the persona of the main character and tell her lies about your life that are actually parts of the character's life.

    Years later she'll watch the movie and discover that you were an absolute psychopath.

    Use it for your own entertainment is what I'm saying :P


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  • #42
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Somebody gave me a great line to get rid of people about two hours ago but I'm too pissed right now to remember:( :eek: :D


  • #43
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    You're a schoolkid and your problem is that a girl is talking to you?

    I know what all of those words mean one by one, but put them together like that and it just doesn't make sense.


  • #44
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Tell her "Her ass looks fat" in whatever she's wearing.

    That should do the trick


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