How to stop people talking to you

brummytom

Long story very short, got talking to this girl from school about revision. Exciting.


Then she starts telling me every little thing that's going on in her life.

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Mr.Crinklewood

Kill them.

phasers

"I need to go take a massive shit" normally stops conversations in their tracks


Although she might ask to come with you...

brummytom

brummytom wrote: »

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

'I don't give a fuck, stop talking, please.'

gizmo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

Simples.

KeithM89_old

Tell her she has terrible breath and she looks like shit.

brummytom

gizmo wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

Simples.

Fucking hell, why would anyone talk to her?

RickRoll

brummytom wrote: »

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Just say, "excuse me, I don't give a fuck, please stop talking"

Deep Fry

Just give off a pervert vibe.

She'll leave you alone then.

And if not, then you know you're up for a good time.

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Long story very short, got talking to this girl from school about revision. Exciting.


Then she starts telling me every little thing that's going on in her life.

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Proposition her. You know you want to.

Run_to_da_hills

Tell her to keep away from drugs.

Immaculate Pasta

Just make up an excuse and leave the conversation. Easy.

Also that girl in the video is hot :cool:

brummytom

Deep Fry wrote: »

Just give off a pervert vibe.

You say that like I'd have to try

Sindri

Do exactly the same to her and she'll get bored.

Manach

Bring out my rosary beads and start praying for hopeless causes (ie This season for Arsenal)

CardBordWindow

Stick your fingers in your ear and start shouting 'LA LA LA LA' until she gets the idea.

Deep Fry

brummytom wrote: »

You say that like I'd have to try

Well, you're not getting any, and she's still bending your ear, so you're obviously not doing it right.

Try the rapist vibe.

See how that works out.

Peetrik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgwJk7c5o4A

RickRoll

P(of annoying bitch)OGTFO

Kevin Duffy

brummytom wrote: »

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Jaysis BT, no wonder you're not getting any. She's clearly into you and trying to provoke you into lobbing the gob on her by subliminaly making you focus on her lips. Even if I'm wrong, she'll fúck off and leave you in peace fairly quickly, or slap you publicly after which you will be beating them off with a ****ty stick. It's a win-win.

opinion guy

brummytom wrote: »

Fucking hell, why would anyone talk to her?

I actually think she's kinda funny in a very deadpan way. Makes great use of swearing also. Also she's quite hot as well as funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghA5oOPE-xg&feature=relmfu

ygolometsipe

Ask her for the loan of a fiver every time you see her.
Then at least your getting paid!

af_thefragile

opinion guy wrote: »

I actually think she's kinda funny in a very deadpan way. Makes great use of swearing also. Also she's quite hot as well as funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghA5oOPE-xg&feature=relmfu

She's orange!!
And does have quite an annoying voice...

mconigol

Stare at her tits.

Giblet

af_thefragile wrote: »

She's orange!!
And does have quite an annoying voice...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk

The_Thing

Superglue her mouth shut.

amacca

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Jaysis BT, no wonder you're not getting any. She's clearly into you

maybe not.....I've been experiencing a marked increase in wimmins flirting with me (sending signals etc) even though they are with boyfriends etc

then when its put up to them (not that) they aint interested.......its like I've become flirt training / sparring partner for them........very frustrating if you actually like one of them

but amusing if you don't care....................annoying if they are annoying

ho hum..............................life eh?

Immaculate Pasta

af_thefragile wrote: »

She's orange!!
And does have quite an annoying voice...

But you still would though right?

TheZohanS

Tom...sounds like she fancies you...shag her and be done with it.

Also I find the term "too much info" or "can you summarise that for me" works well.

By the way, most women are like that with details.

Havermeyer

I know it's a bit of a cliche, but couldn't you just blast them with piss?

opinion guy

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

But you still would though right?

Somethin about a girl who knows how to curse....:D

Deus Ex Machina

gizmo wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

Simples.

Worse than Hitler.

Eve_Dublin

"Shhhhhhh"

AngryBollix

brummytom wrote: »

Long story very short, got talking to this girl from school about revision. Exciting.


Then she starts telling me every little thing that's going on in her life.

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Finger her.

If shes going to make noise you may as well get a hard on out of it

AngryBollix

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Worse than Hitler.

I'd shaft her

af_thefragile

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

But you still would though right?

Not even with a stick...

Chuck Stone

Tell her you're seriously considering going on a gun rampage and taking out the people you know first.

El Weirdo

I find a shoe to the fanny does the trick in these situations.

Stench Blossoms

Keep asking them if they farted.

John Doe1

Introduce her to your multiple personalities, perhaps sandra the pre-op transexual?

Or punch her in the ovaries?

ImpossibleDuck

Use this for a fun experiment. Ask her if she's ever seen some film you know, if she hasn't adopt the persona of the main character and tell her lies about your life that are actually parts of the character's life.

Years later she'll watch the movie and discover that you were an absolute psychopath.

Use it for your own entertainment is what I'm saying :P

opinion guy

Somebody gave me a great line to get rid of people about two hours ago but I'm too pissed right now to remember:( :eek:

later12

You're a schoolkid and your problem is that a girl is talking to you?

I know what all of those words mean one by one, but put them together like that and it just doesn't make sense.

Stiffler2

Tell her "Her ass looks fat" in whatever she's wearing.

That should do the trick