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The Online Dating Thread Part II **Mod Warning** Read First Post/or Post 7389

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  • #1592
    oompaloompa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭oompaloompa


    Just logged in... thought oooh 3 new mails...


    1.your cute are u naughty xxx

    2.How are you, im currently still enjoying the virtues of country life, however its
    the city i belong hope to see you there soon
    Your Friend

    3. wasn't the worst so I replied but don't hold out much hope really

    I had only logged in 2 mins when I get 3 chat requests (which I always ignore) do guys sit waiting for fresh meat???


  • #1593
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,384 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Pembily wrote: »
    A guy viewed my profile and in his profile said he was attracted to girls who are confident so brownie points if the girl messages, so I messaged, he viewd my profile again and NADA?!?

    Men :mad:

    :pac:


  • #1594
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    Sunday night messages are pure comedy!


  • #1595
    phoenix833
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 211 ✭✭phoenix833


    oompaloompa wrote: »
    Just logged in... thought oooh 3 new mails...

    2.How are you, im currently still enjoying the virtues of country life, however its
    the city i belong hope to see you there soon
    Your Friend
    Oh you got my mail so?:eek:

    ;)

    newbee22 wrote: »
    Sunday night messages are pure comedy!

    Well making the girl laugh is half the battle

    :pac:


  • #1596
    oompaloompa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭oompaloompa


    phoenix833 wrote: »
    [/B]Oh you got my mail so?:eek:

    ;)


    :pac:

    Sorry I didn't reply :o


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  • #1597
    JohnMearsheimer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭JohnMearsheimer


    newbee22 wrote: »
    Apparently I'm 'probably the only preety girl in Cork' wow these men on pof are charmers:rolleyes:

    Sorry about the newbee, didn't realize it was you :P


  • #1598
    finipops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭finipops


    You know what i find funny is taking a picture of yourself in the mirror. I can see one girls profile and you can barely see her because of the camera.

    I was tempted to message and say "nice camera you got there" ;) I reconsidered though because it could've gotten nasty!:D


  • #1599
    phoenix833
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 211 ✭✭phoenix833


    oompaloompa wrote: »
    Sorry I didn't reply :o


    And after all the thought and effort that went into it...:(


  • #1600
    KamiKazeKitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    Oh dear:
    hi, how are you today, i went through your profile and i like what i see.. i live in dublin i have good sense of humour i will like to treat you like a princess because i was raised by a queen xx.you can text or call me if you like on ********** xxx

    Was the queen a gay guy or a woman, do you think?


  • #1601
    oompaloompa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭oompaloompa


    phoenix833 wrote: »
    And after all the thought and effort that went into it...:(

    I'm sorry... can we start again? :D


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  • #1602
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    finipops wrote: »
    You know what i find funny is taking a picture or yourself in the mirror. I can see one girls profile and you can barely see her because of the camera.

    I was tempted to message and say "nice camera you got there" ;) I reconsidered though because it could've gotten nasty!:D

    Please please please send that message! I laughed when I read it, I'm sure camera girl will laugh too!!


  • #1603
    caesar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭caesar


    Just got a message there a while ago from this girl saying:

    "ok this is me not being shy and saying hello.
    Why helllooooooo! Hows it going? ;)"

    It's better than hi I guess. I replied seeing as I said don't be shy on my profile and she made a tiny bit of effort. Though I'm not holding out too much hope on this one I'm afraid.

    Now the question is, is this todays re-jig working or is it just cause its Sunday. Also, she didn't come up on the viewed me thing?


  • #1604
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    JohnMearsheimer wrote: »
    Sorry about the newbee, didn't realize it was you :P

    Oooh sorry:P Must be the angel wings that make me so pretty, maybe cause it nearly blocks out my face! :P


  • #1605
    phoenix833
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 211 ✭✭phoenix833


    oompaloompa wrote: »
    I'm sorry... can we start again? :D

    Of course. Just gimme a sec till copy and paste some other pre-written message off t'internet and I'll send it on right away.

    This one'll be better!

    newbee22 wrote: »
    Please please please send that message! I laughed when I read it, I'm sure camera girl will laugh too!!

    newbee22 opens her POF inbox to find a message

    "Hey,Nice camera":P


  • #1606
    finipops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭finipops


    newbee22 wrote: »
    Please please please send that message! I laughed when I read it, I'm sure camera girl will laugh too!!
    I just sent it there! I'm not expecting a reply or doubt she'll laugh though. :p


  • #1607
    JohnMearsheimer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭JohnMearsheimer


    newbee22 wrote: »
    Oooh sorry:P Must be the angel wings that make me so pretty, maybe cause it nearly blocks out my face! :P

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


  • #1608
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    Yay Fini!!:)


    A girl just sent me this:
    'I'm not quite a frog, so we could probably make out'
    Looked at profile before read the message, profile pic was of a guy, then there was bikini pics of girls on the profile :confused::confused::confused:


  • #1609
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    JohnMearsheimer wrote: »
    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Of course not John! Shur the wings broke my fall!!:P


  • #1610
    timewilltell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 505 ✭✭✭timewilltell


    JohnMearsheimer wrote: »
    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Because it looks like you landed on your face!


  • #1611
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    timewilltell wrote: »
    Because it looks like you landed on your face!

    Think thats my new favourite chat up line!:D


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  • #1612
    finipops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭finipops


    She message me back and said thanks and i just said "No worries. I know a goodlooking camera when i see one"


  • #1613
    andreac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭andreac


    JohnMearsheimer wrote: »
    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Oh i got that one before, was it from you? :P


  • #1614
    KamiKazeKitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    Newbee22, JohnMearsheimer, just go PM each other already! :D


  • #1615
    JohnMearsheimer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭JohnMearsheimer


    andreac wrote: »
    Oh i got that one before, was it from you? :P

    Erm, yes :o I was just making sure you knew how smooth I am.


  • #1616
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    JohnMearsheimer wrote: »
    Erm, yes :o I was just making sure you knew how smooth I am.

    smooth as ba..... nevermind.


  • #1617
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Don't message two sisters , its a bad idea.


  • #1618
    oompaloompa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭oompaloompa


    I'm still laughing out loud at this one...

    Message says he's not like most guys, doesn't drink much etc etc... I check out profile, 5th photo, he's getting a lapdance :eek:


  • #1619
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 55,452 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • #1620
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    KamiKazeKitten wrote: »
    Newbee22, JohnMearsheimer, just go PM each other already! :D
    I must have a think through all my chatup lines and when i figure out which is best i will! :P


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  • #1621
    bordsie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 145 ✭✭bordsie


    Why do girls not like being called babes? :confused:


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