How to stop people talking to you

brummytom · 15-01-2012 08:41PM #1

Long story very short, got talking to this girl from school about revision. Exciting.

Then she starts telling me every little thing that's going on in her life.

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Mr.Crinklewood · 15-01-2012 08:42PM

Kill them.

phasers · 15-01-2012 08:42PM

"I need to go take a massive shit" normally stops conversations in their tracks

Although she might ask to come with you...

15-01-2012 08:43PM

brummytom wrote: »

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

'I don't give a fuck, stop talking, please.'

gizmo · 15-01-2012 08:43PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

Simples.

KeithM89_old · 15-01-2012 08:44PM

Tell her she has terrible breath and she looks like shit.

brummytom · 15-01-2012 08:44PM

gizmo wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

Simples.

Fucking hell, why would anyone talk to her?

RickRoll · 15-01-2012 08:45PM

brummytom wrote: »

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Just say, "excuse me, I don't give a fuck, please stop talking"

Deep Fry · 15-01-2012 08:45PM

Just give off a pervert vibe.

She'll leave you alone then.

And if not, then you know you're up for a good time.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 15-01-2012 08:45PM

brummytom wrote: »

Long story very short, got talking to this girl from school about revision. Exciting.

Then she starts telling me every little thing that's going on in her life.

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Proposition her. You know you want to.

Run_to_da_hills · 15-01-2012 08:46PM

Tell her to keep away from drugs.

Immaculate Pasta · 15-01-2012 08:48PM

Just make up an excuse and leave the conversation. Easy.

Also that girl in the video is hot :cool:

brummytom · 15-01-2012 08:50PM

Deep Fry wrote: »

Just give off a pervert vibe.

You say that like I'd have to try

Sindri · 15-01-2012 08:50PM

Do exactly the same to her and she'll get bored.

Manach · 15-01-2012 08:50PM

Bring out my rosary beads and start praying for hopeless causes (ie This season for Arsenal)

CardBordWindow · 15-01-2012 08:50PM

Stick your fingers in your ear and start shouting 'LA LA LA LA' until she gets the idea.

Deep Fry · 15-01-2012 08:51PM

brummytom wrote: »

You say that like I'd have to try

Well, you're not getting any, and she's still bending your ear, so you're obviously not doing it right.

Try the rapist vibe.

See how that works out.

Peetrik · 15-01-2012 08:54PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgwJk7c5o4A

RickRoll · 15-01-2012 08:54PM

P(of annoying bitch)OGTFO

Kevin Duffy · 15-01-2012 08:56PM

brummytom wrote: »

What's a nicer way to stop someone wittering to you than saying 'I don't give a fuck, stop talking.'?

Jaysis BT, no wonder you're not getting any. She's clearly into you and trying to provoke you into lobbing the gob on her by subliminaly making you focus on her lips. Even if I'm wrong, she'll fúck off and leave you in peace fairly quickly, or slap you publicly after which you will be beating them off with a ****ty stick. It's a win-win.

opinion guy · 15-01-2012 08:56PM

brummytom wrote: »

Fucking hell, why would anyone talk to her?

I actually think she's kinda funny in a very deadpan way. Makes great use of swearing also. Also she's quite hot as well as funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghA5oOPE-xg&feature=relmfu

ygolometsipe · 15-01-2012 08:58PM

Ask her for the loan of a fiver every time you see her.
Then at least your getting paid!

af_thefragile · 15-01-2012 08:59PM

opinion guy wrote: »

I actually think she's kinda funny in a very deadpan way. Makes great use of swearing also. Also she's quite hot as well as funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghA5oOPE-xg&feature=relmfu

She's orange!!
And does have quite an annoying voice...

mconigol · 15-01-2012 09:01PM

Stare at her tits.

Giblet · 15-01-2012 09:15PM

af_thefragile wrote: »

She's orange!!
And does have quite an annoying voice...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk

The_Thing · 15-01-2012 09:19PM

Superglue her mouth shut.

amacca · 15-01-2012 09:19PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Jaysis BT, no wonder you're not getting any. She's clearly into you

maybe not.....I've been experiencing a marked increase in wimmins flirting with me (sending signals etc) even though they are with boyfriends etc

then when its put up to them (not that) they aint interested.......its like I've become flirt training / sparring partner for them........very frustrating if you actually like one of them

but amusing if you don't care....................annoying if they are annoying

ho hum..............................life eh?

Immaculate Pasta · 15-01-2012 09:19PM

af_thefragile wrote: »

She's orange!!
And does have quite an annoying voice...

But you still would though right?

TheZohanS · 15-01-2012 09:19PM

Tom...sounds like she fancies you...shag her and be done with it.

Also I find the term "too much info" or "can you summarise that for me" works well.

By the way, most women are like that with details.

Havermeyer · 15-01-2012 09:22PM

I know it's a bit of a cliche, but couldn't you just blast them with piss?

opinion guy · 15-01-2012 09:22PM

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

But you still would though right?

Somethin about a girl who knows how to curse....:D

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