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Funny, rude and old expressions/sayings

  • 10-01-2012 12:12PM
    #1
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,780 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    So I did a bit of a search on this and all I could find was this.

    Think we could do a lot better than that ;)

    One that comes to mind was a few years back, one of the lads hopped out of his seat and exclaimed "I must drop the kids to the pool", took me a minute to cop that one :pac:

    Another random one I can think of is "You wouldn't drive a nail into the bog with a frying pan".


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  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    How queer!


  • #3
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    "shes a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"


  • #4
    dipper.meath16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭dipper.meath16


    Em in sports "Ya wouldnt hit a barn door with a shovel" referring to the goals!
    "Havin a Tom Hank"


  • #5
    CiaranMcDCFC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 94 ✭✭CiaranMcDCFC


    She would suck c*ck off a conveyor belt!


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    "Oh, it's this thread again."


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  • #7
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    S/he was like a goat staring at lightning.


  • #8
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    She'd suck a bowling ball through a Wavin pipe.


  • #9
    Elba101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    chin_grin wrote: »
    "Oh, it's this thread again."


    Oh quit your whining your lucky to have a job!


  • #10
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,780 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    chin_grin wrote: »
    "Oh, it's this thread again."

    "You can blow it out your h0le" :P


  • #11
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    chin_grin wrote: »
    "Oh, it's this thread again."

    Yes, the first time the thread appeared, "cad" and "bounder" were very popular, and "unhand me you scoundrel".

    I remember it as if it were yesterday.


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  • #12
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I'll bate the snot outta ya.


  • #13
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Elba101 wrote: »
    Oh quit your whining your lucky to have a job!

    Makes no sense.
    DaveNoCheese wrote: »
    "You can blow it out your h0le" :P

    Thank you, I will. Although the word 'hole' doesn't need a zero in it seeing that it isn't a rude word.
    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Yes, the first time the thread appeared, "cad" and "bounder" were very popular, and "unhand me you scoundrel".

    I remember it as if it were yesterday.

    :pac:


  • #14
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,780 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Thank you, I will. Although the word 'hole' doesn't need a zero in it seeing that it isn't a rude word.

    This is very true, had the mindset that it was been used a rude word, habit i guess :cool:


  • #15
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    DaveNoCheese wrote: »
    This is very true, had the mindset that it was been used a rude word, habit i guess :cool:

    In all fairness it does make the word look different. Almost...............feel different. Like it shouldn't be exciting, but it is.


  • #16
    Elba101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Makes no sense.


    It's all relevant



    Back on topic: The tide wouldn't take her out. Always makes me laugh :pac:


  • #17
    Ellian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 301 ✭✭Ellian


    DaveNoCheese wrote: »
    One that comes to mind was a few years back, one of the lads hopped out of his seat and exclaimed "I must drop the kids to the pool".

    A lad I used to work with once said he was "off to release a chocolate hostage."


  • #18
    Ellian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 301 ✭✭Ellian


    Elba101 wrote: »
    It's all relevant



    Back on topic: The tide wouldn't take her out. Always makes me laugh :pac:

    Or the variation - a sniper wouldn't take her out.


  • #19
    working fool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    She's quiet for a diesel


  • #20
    Aydin High Escalator
    Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Aydin High Escalator


    someone should take the hat off that one and s**t in it

    my granny
    randomly used to say this when no one was wearing a hat ( usually aimed at people she didnt like )


  • #21
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Elba101 wrote: »
    It's all relevant

    I still don't see it! :confused:


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  • #22
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,780 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    Ellian wrote: »
    A lad I used to work with once said he was "off to release a chocolate hostage."

    Haha skitting myself here :pac::pac::pac:


  • #23
    what a day
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,247 ✭✭✭what a day


    She has a [EMAIL="Ph@nny"]Ph@nny[/EMAIL] like a stab wound on a gorilla.

    " " " " " " " " " " Like a wizards sleeve.

    Or my favourite one from Jim Royle Himself "im off to have a chat with the arabs.........mustafa crap"


  • #24
    yupyup7up
    Closed Accounts Posts: 845 ✭✭✭yupyup7up


    I'd smash her back door in


  • #25
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    She has a fanny like a badly packed kebab


  • #26
    dipper.meath16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭dipper.meath16


    Lads, I woulnn't ride her inta battle! or was like ridin a sack of spuds!


  • #27
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,089 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    "She has a face on her like a bulldog that's after licking piss off of a nettle"- to describe a non too pleasant looking woman

    "He's like a blind skunk that fell in love with a fart"- a description of a particularly clueless footballer

    "Stop your messing chaps or I'll redden your arse"- a warning of impending disciplinary procedure should children continue their unruly ways.

    All from the tongue of a colourful uncle of mine throughout the years


  • #28
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,751 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Go rim a donkey! :pac:


  • #29
    Ormus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,916 ✭✭✭Ormus


    As wet as an otter's pocket.


  • #30
    what a day
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,247 ✭✭✭what a day


    How about........ " he was beatin like a red headed step child"

    Ya couldn beat it with a big stick!!


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  • #31
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,780 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    yupyup7up wrote: »
    I'd smash her back door in

    A mate of mine uses this almost on a daily basis :D


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