Odd/Stupid things you have done to impress the opposite sex?

John Doe1 · 09-01-2012 07:15PM #1

When I was 12 I decided i that skateboarding was what would make girls touch my willy.

On my 3rd day or so of owning a skateboard, i noticed two girls i knew at the bottom of the road. I decided to impress them by going down the hill while keeping the back end of the skateboard up, i fell over and ended up with a bloody nose.:o

stupidusername · 09-01-2012 07:18PM

If there's one lesson to be learnt it's that girls are not impressed by skateboards. at any age. ever.

im invisible · 09-01-2012 07:24PM

once, i accidentally the whole thing...

Blitzkrieger · 09-01-2012 07:42PM

stupidusername wrote: »

If there's one lesson to be learnt it's that girls are not impressed by skateboards. at any age. ever.

Lies! Skakeboards and V8s are the only way to get wimmens....

I once tried to out-Yoga another guy to impress a particularly hot teacher.

It gets more pathetic when I say he was sort of a priest, but that's a long story...

Samich · 09-01-2012 07:43PM

There was a girl I liked when I was young, she was friends with my sister aswell as me, she was inside in the sitting room. I got my football and went outside the window and started doing bicycle kicks. :P......then I went over asking did she see what I did :P

Chuck Stone · 09-01-2012 07:46PM

Story time:

Brought a girl to Fota Wildlife Park and while we were walking around it I spotted a large Ostrich egg about 30 meters from where the Ostrich was standing and about 20 meters from the fence - it looked like it had been rejected by the bird. I decided I wanted this interesting egg and it would have the added effect of impressing my date.

So I deftly leap the fence and scarper up the incline to poach the prize. As I was bending over to pick up the egg I heard my fair female cry 'WATCH OUT!'. I looked up to see what the danger was and there was a bloody great Ostrich staring angrily at me as if to say 'touch that egg I smash your skull with my beak'.

So I let out a little scream and turn tail and legged it back towards the fence not knowing if the angry bird was chasing me. When I got to the fence it was much higher from my side seeing as a dry moat was dug around the inside of the fence. I leap onto the fence and manage to get myself tangled in it eventually wriggling out of it and landing on my arse on the other side. My date was laughing her head off at what happened. I was glad that only my pride was injured as opposed to my skull.

Cool story bro?

FatherLen · 09-01-2012 07:47PM

once drunk at a party i "attempted" a backflip.

long story short, you have seen the fail videos.

Where To · 09-01-2012 07:49PM

'Borrow' clothes from their washing line.

Cork boy 55 · 09-01-2012 07:51PM

I invented the question mark.

minidazzler · 09-01-2012 07:57PM

Tried to play guitar...I can actually play, just not when drunk or when being watched!

Also, telling a girl I liked her, worst decision ever, the game is there to be played for a reason.

oldyouth · 09-01-2012 08:01PM

Married her

Mr Benevolent · 09-01-2012 08:16PM

Boasted about betting all my money - only to lose it all at the bookie's and tell her about the loss. She's still with me.

Johnny Foreigner · 09-01-2012 09:56PM

Years ago I owned a Mercedes E55 AMG.
My girlfriend loved the power of it, and had never driven anything like it before.
She begged me for ages to let her have a go in it. So I did. She donutted it (diffing) until my 275 35 ZR 18 tyres were bald as her pussy.
It was a buzz at the time, but the tyres were £250 each.
Here is a clip of someone doing the same thing in the same car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knt4SMnmTXE

af_thefragile · 09-01-2012 10:00PM

stupidusername wrote: »

If there's one lesson to be learnt it's that girls are not impressed by skateboards. at any age. ever.

Aww... That means Avril Lavinge was lying!!:mad::mad:

44leto · 09-01-2012 10:02PM

I once bought a girl a drink and I learned my lesson, I never done that again.

Kevin Duffy · 09-01-2012 10:14PM

A big fúckoff tattoo on my chest with her name in it. I was young enough that I had to lie about my age to get it. She wouldn't let me shorten it to Kathy either, so I went through the full pain of Katherine.

I know it's stupid, but I'm oddly proud of it all these years later. Sure who wouldn't love an eagle and a heart on their diddy??

senorwipesalot · 09-01-2012 10:27PM

I cut off my left ear after doing some sh1te oil paintings.

GLaDOS · 09-01-2012 10:29PM

af_thefragile wrote: »

Aww... That means Avril Lavinge was lying!!:mad::mad:

Well actually in the song he doesn't get anything until he becomes a rock star. So the real lesson is guitar = babes.

John Doe1 · 09-01-2012 10:54PM

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Well actually in the song he doesn't get anything until he becomes a rock star. So the real lesson is guitar = babes.

I bought a guitar a few years after the skateboard and had sex a few years after that, coincidence i think not:p

Bubblefett · 09-01-2012 11:02PM

When I was in college I used to chug pints in one when I was out with the lads. I believe my reasoning was free pint and I get a better buzz...

I also used to tie cherry stalks in knots in my mouth til I nearly choked on one. I is sexy

stupidusername · 09-01-2012 11:03PM

Skateboard not good,guitar better

Chuck was taken · 09-01-2012 11:04PM

stupidusername wrote: »

If there's one lesson to be learnt it's that girls are not impressed by skateboards. at any age. ever.

I found that out when I was 17

castletownman · 09-01-2012 11:05PM

Naked press-ups at a house-party for the craic.

It worked, but not on the girl I wanted

Feeona · 09-01-2012 11:08PM

castletownman wrote: »

Naked press-ups at a house-party for the craic.

It worked, but not on the girl I wanted

But it worked on the girl under you. Right?

castletownman · 09-01-2012 11:11PM

Feeona wrote: »

But it worked on the girl under you. Right?

Of course

Eve_Dublin · 09-01-2012 11:13PM

So many things...probably the one I still cringe at is when I was 14 and I got the Aston Villa jersey (Aston feckin' Villa!) for my birthday and memorised all the players in the team just because the guy I was mad about back then was into them but I was too shy to talk to him (although we'd shifted silently a few times before that but no before and after banter....I didn't know what to say to him

). One of my friends at the time shouted out at him down the street, "EVE_DUBLIN GOT THAT JERSEY COS YOU SUPPORT THEM AAAAAND SHE MEMORISED ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE TEAM SO YOU'D LIKE HER!!". I almost died. No more mute shifts after that. I was permanantly in bunny boiler territory for all eternity after that.

Kevin Duffy · 09-01-2012 11:19PM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

So many things...probably the one I still cringe at is when I was 14 and I got the Aston Villa jersey (Aston feckin' Villa!) for my birthday and memorised all the players in the team just because the guy I was mad about back then was into them but I was too shy to talk to him (although we'd shifted silently a few times before that but no before and after banter....I didn't know what to say to him ). One of my friends at the time shouted out at him down the street, "EVE_DUBLIN GOT THAT JERSEY COS YOU SUPPORT THEM AAAAAND SHE MEMORISED ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE TEAM SO YOU'D LIKE HER!!". I almost died. No more mute shifts after that. I was permanantly in bunny boiler territory for all eternity after that.

Oh, you're that Eve?? :eek:

:pac:

Eve_Dublin · 10-01-2012 01:33AM

Ah come on! This thread has potential...I'm bumping it up!

Tesco Massacre · 10-01-2012 01:44AM

Well, when I was a kid I'd pull their hair & call them names to get their attention. And sometimes I'd throw pebbles. Hehe, good ol' Elaine Moriarty used to go weak at the knees for my pebble-throwing.

I doubt women'd be into that sort of stuff nowadays, though. They're all into their Cosmopolitan, Delia Smith and Celine Dion.

kincsem · 10-01-2012 01:48AM

Be myself. :rolleyes:

Nailz · 10-01-2012 01:57AM

kincsem wrote: »

Be myself. :rolleyes:

The self-loathing-ometer is going through the roof, chin up, man.

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