Weirdest thing you've done on a night out?

astonaidan · 08-01-2012 05:56AM

Left the nightclub at 3 got home at half 3, Dont tell mam:mad:

username_x · 08-01-2012 06:05AM

Got removed from the premises of the local 24 hour tesco for picking a fight with the self service machine. Apparently watching me with a kinder bueno in my hand, kicking a machine and screaming "YE LIL TICK YE!!" at a machine was the funniest thing my friends have ever seen

hairyslug · 08-01-2012 06:13AM

Me and a few flatmates cleared blessington street of about 30 traffic cones, 2 standard mobile security fences and an extra long fence, carried a burnt out motorbike from dorset st flats up to blessington st, most of my 2nd year exams where done while drunk, about 10 of us had a wrestling match in just our pants (none ghey i swear) people in the flat rang the gardai, gardai arrived and didnt know what to do when we all stood at the door in just our pants

Aoifey! · 08-01-2012 06:41AM

Me and my best friend decided to fight to see who was stronger. We didn't tell anyone, they just turned around to see the two of us in the middle of the street at 4 in the morning beating each other up. She had bruises in the shape of my hand on her arm and a sore head from me pulling her hair. I had cuts on my knees and a lump of hair pulled out.

We only stopped cause a car came, then we just called a truce and walked off together to a house we were all heading to.

TeddyTedson · 08-01-2012 06:50AM

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

OMG that's brilliant. You have no idea how much I want one of those!!!!

DEFTLEFTHAND · 08-01-2012 06:54AM

Bought weird party enablers from a man on a bicycle in Cologne. The fcuker took 50 euro off us too:mad:, but we were too elated to care.

Galwayguy35 · 08-01-2012 07:16AM

Shifted someone in a nightclub years ago. I didnt know her and she didnt know me. Turns out she was living with a guy i worked with as someone told me the following day who she was. Nervous few days followed...

joe stodge · 08-01-2012 09:54AM

i got some lads 18th birthday party in his house shut down, because i took a sh1t in the bath. his mother went spare and was walking around shouting "my house will not be treated like a public convenience".

good times

Northern Monkey · 08-01-2012 10:01AM

A group of us were on a stag in Edinburgh a couple of years ago and we decided that the next person we met on the street was going to get the bumps. so on down the street we went and we met a girl coming the other way. On the third bump her prosthetic leg fell off:eek:

Ghandee · 08-01-2012 10:50AM

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

I salute you and your mates!

Fago! · 08-01-2012 11:11AM

Northern Monkey wrote: »

A group of us were on a stag in Edinburgh a couple of years ago and we decided that the next person we met on the street was going to get the bumps. so on down the street we went and we met a girl coming the other way. On the third bump her prosthetic leg fell off:eek:

What is The Bumps?

smcelhinney · 08-01-2012 11:11AM

cocalolaman wrote: »

Entered a 24 hour tesco drunk.

Im sure that Tesco drunk is very happy today.

Fago! · 08-01-2012 11:29AM

smcelhinney wrote: »

Im sure that Tesco drunk is very happy today.

Tesco drunk is losing business. If it weren't for him they'd be out of business.

Heyes · 08-01-2012 11:38AM

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

That is Vial !!! :eek:

To Alcohol · 08-01-2012 11:54AM

Regular Saturday night out with the lads. Everything going grand and the next thing I know I wake up and I'm under water in the canal about 1/2 a mile from the nightclub I was in. Still don't know how it happened.

mattjack · 08-01-2012 11:57AM

Heyes wrote: »

That is Vial !!! :eek:

http://www.google.ie/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=770&bih=444&q=vial&gbv=2&oq=vial&aq=f&aqi=g9g-s1&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=3678l5535l0l7443l4l4l0l0l0l0l205l645l0.3.1l4l0#

I dare you to open the link....

Azureus · 08-01-2012 12:28PM

I remember awhile ago there was a load of multi coloured rubber ducks attached to big bins around Dublin city centre and while drunk I decided I wanted to take them home so went on a mission pulling them off. It was only the next morning we woke up surrounded by about 30 ducks, with our clothes, hands and faces destroyed with paint-the paint on them was still wet-can only imagine the state of the taxi we got it (sorry driver!)

Another time I woke up with tea lights in my bra

Weirdest thing you've done on a night out?

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