Weirdest thing you've done on a night out?

Fourteen

Okay people of AH, if you have ever been out, tell your best story.

Guy in the most retarded thing you've done thread said he climbed up to the top of a crane while pissed - decent example.

ThePower11

Done yore ma one night, very odd woman.

Sindri

Burnt a Union Jack, threw it at some Ranger fans.I tell ye, they're as flammable as kerosene.

chin_grin

Fourteen wrote: »

Okay people of AH, if you have ever been out, tell your best story.

Guy in the most retarded thing you've done thread said he climbed up to the top of a crane while pissed - decent example.

Interesting, but not something you've done. Go on, fess up. Then we might partake.

The Snipe

Cheated on my GF while insanely hammered, I know it seems in honourable, but we've both gotten over it. Because we are strong enough

Fago!

Joined and got banned from a casino for vomitting on the poker table, danced with a hobo and left myself a voicemail telling myself to get milk and "never give up on your hopes and dreams, boy", vomitted on myself and woke up in my mam's pyjamas.

Storminateacup

Discussed my sex life and the loss of my virgnity at the bar of my dads local with some man who knew my grandad.

It's the reason I'm sober this week.

ThePower11

XiledSniper wrote: »

Cheated on my GF while insanely hammered, I know it seems in honourable, but we've both gotten over it. Because we are desperate enough

Fixed

Sindri

XiledSniper wrote: »

Cheated on my GF while insanely hammered, I know it seems in honourable, but we've both gotten over it. Because we are strong enough

She hasn't

In fact the only thing she's gotten over recently has been my general groinal area and similar sentiments to that affect.

Kadent

Climbed a crane too, climbed an entire quarry line and ended up inside one of those huge big lime stores. And then I drove a tractor.

SteelyDanJalapeno

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

Fourteen

ThePower11 wrote: »

Done yore ma one night, very odd woman.

I was actually going to type "don't say my ma". I'll know better than to leave it out next time.

cocalolaman

Entered a 24 hour tesco drunk. Knocked over a few bags of doritos and some plastic spoons or coffee stirrers or something. Looked around for a bit. Bought a pack of doritos. Left.

Arent I mad?!

Opics

Ripped the toilet seat off in subway, walked out of the bathroom and up to the counter with the toilet seat, handed her the toilet seat and asked for a chicken roll.

a-k-47

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

what?

Fourteen

cocalolaman wrote: »

Entered a 24 hour tesco drunk. Knocked over a few bags of doritos and some plastic spoons or coffee stirrers or something. Looked around for a bit. Bought a pack of doritos. Left.

Arent I mad?!

You managed to buy them after all that madness? You smooth bastard.

chin_grin

a-k-47 wrote: »

what?

Had a sh!t against a wall and wiped his hole with his boxers. What's not to get?

TheMilkyPirate

a-k-47 wrote: »

what?

He shit a melted snickers against a wall

Fago!

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

Seriously - what the actual fuck??

JONJO THE MISER

Brought a kebab from Chargoal grill in Galway.

Mikeyt086

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

chin_grin

Fago! wrote: »

Seriously - what the actual fuck??

"When you gotta go, you gotta go." - Dr. Ian Malcolm.

Sindri

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

That's not impressive, I do that all the time. I had photos to prove it but a black ginger midget with a peg leg and an eye patch broke into my loft* and burned them.

*Hip I know

Fourteen

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

You and your mates are heroes.

MidnightQueen

Years ago i got sick in a shower thinking it was the toilet.....Blonde drunken moment.

WoollyRedHat

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

What a handy traffic light, it tells the time as well.

Adiboo

Staying at a friends house after drinking one night, trying to sleep on the couch upstairs I realise I have to vomit. So logically I got sick into one of my shoes and threw it out the upstairs window to hide the evidence.

keithb93

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

That is epic. Such an ice-breaker for guests, "So what do ye think of our traffic light"

Aoifey!

One drunken night I was trying to emphasise my love of ketchup so I started putting ketchup all over my palm and licking it off.

I'm sure I'll think of much weirder later on.

papu

Tried to convince a spanish Bouncer to let us into a club by showing him my Irish Drivers License and saying " Está bien, vivo en Kilkenny" ( Its ok I live in Klkenny). Didn't get in =[

csallmighty

Woke up in my mates mothers bed early one morning with his sister in the bed with me. His parents were away for the weekend so he had a house party and I don't really remember much else :P

astonaidan

Left the nightclub at 3 got home at half 3, Dont tell mam:mad:

username_x

Got removed from the premises of the local 24 hour tesco for picking a fight with the self service machine. Apparently watching me with a kinder bueno in my hand, kicking a machine and screaming "YE LIL TICK YE!!" at a machine was the funniest thing my friends have ever seen

hairyslug

Me and a few flatmates cleared blessington street of about 30 traffic cones, 2 standard mobile security fences and an extra long fence, carried a burnt out motorbike from dorset st flats up to blessington st, most of my 2nd year exams where done while drunk, about 10 of us had a wrestling match in just our pants (none ghey i swear) people in the flat rang the gardai, gardai arrived and didnt know what to do when we all stood at the door in just our pants

Aoifey!

Me and my best friend decided to fight to see who was stronger. We didn't tell anyone, they just turned around to see the two of us in the middle of the street at 4 in the morning beating each other up. She had bruises in the shape of my hand on her arm and a sore head from me pulling her hair. I had cuts on my knees and a lump of hair pulled out.

We only stopped cause a car came, then we just called a truce and walked off together to a house we were all heading to.

TeddyTedson

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

OMG that's brilliant. You have no idea how much I want one of those!!!!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Bought weird party enablers from a man on a bicycle in Cologne. The fcuker took 50 euro off us too:mad:, but we were too elated to care.

Galwayguy35

Shifted someone in a nightclub years ago. I didnt know her and she didnt know me. Turns out she was living with a guy i worked with as someone told me the following day who she was. Nervous few days followed...

joe stodge

i got some lads 18th birthday party in his house shut down, because i took a sh1t in the bath. his mother went spare and was walking around shouting "my house will not be treated like a public convenience".

good times

Northern Monkey

A group of us were on a stag in Edinburgh a couple of years ago and we decided that the next person we met on the street was going to get the bumps. so on down the street we went and we met a girl coming the other way. On the third bump her prosthetic leg fell off:eek:

Ghandee

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

I salute you and your mates!

Fago!

Northern Monkey wrote: »

A group of us were on a stag in Edinburgh a couple of years ago and we decided that the next person we met on the street was going to get the bumps. so on down the street we went and we met a girl coming the other way. On the third bump her prosthetic leg fell off:eek:

What is The Bumps?

smcelhinney

cocalolaman wrote: »

Entered a 24 hour tesco drunk.

Im sure that Tesco drunk is very happy today.

Fago!

smcelhinney wrote: »

Im sure that Tesco drunk is very happy today.

Tesco drunk is losing business. If it weren't for him they'd be out of business.

Heyes

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

That is Vial !!! :eek:

To Alcohol

Regular Saturday night out with the lads. Everything going grand and the next thing I know I wake up and I'm under water in the canal about 1/2 a mile from the nightclub I was in. Still don't know how it happened.

mattjack

Heyes wrote: »

That is Vial !!! :eek:

http://www.google.ie/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=770&bih=444&q=vial&gbv=2&oq=vial&aq=f&aqi=g9g-s1&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=3678l5535l0l7443l4l4l0l0l0l0l205l645l0.3.1l4l0#




I dare you to open the link....

Azureus

I remember awhile ago there was a load of multi coloured rubber ducks attached to big bins around Dublin city centre and while drunk I decided I wanted to take them home so went on a mission pulling them off. It was only the next morning we woke up surrounded by about 30 ducks, with our clothes, hands and faces destroyed with paint-the paint on them was still wet-can only imagine the state of the taxi we got it (sorry driver!)

Another time I woke up with tea lights in my bra