Weirdest thing you've done on a night out?

Fourteen · 08-01-2012 04:03AM #1

Okay people of AH, if you have ever been out, tell your best story.

Guy in the most retarded thing you've done thread said he climbed up to the top of a crane while pissed - decent example.

ThePower11 · 08-01-2012 04:04AM

Done yore ma one night, very odd woman.

Sindri · 08-01-2012 04:05AM

Burnt a Union Jack, threw it at some Ranger fans.I tell ye, they're as flammable as kerosene.

chin_grin · 08-01-2012 04:06AM

Fourteen wrote: »

Okay people of AH, if you have ever been out, tell your best story.

Guy in the most retarded thing you've done thread said he climbed up to the top of a crane while pissed - decent example.

Interesting, but not something you've done. Go on, fess up. Then we might partake.

The Snipe · 08-01-2012 04:06AM

Cheated on my GF while insanely hammered, I know it seems in honourable, but we've both gotten over it. Because we are strong enough

Fago! · 08-01-2012 04:06AM

Joined and got banned from a casino for vomitting on the poker table, danced with a hobo and left myself a voicemail telling myself to get milk and "never give up on your hopes and dreams, boy", vomitted on myself and woke up in my mam's pyjamas.

Storminateacup · 08-01-2012 04:07AM

Discussed my sex life and the loss of my virgnity at the bar of my dads local with some man who knew my grandad.

It's the reason I'm sober this week.

ThePower11 · 08-01-2012 04:07AM

XiledSniper wrote: »

Cheated on my GF while insanely hammered, I know it seems in honourable, but we've both gotten over it. Because we are desperate enough

Fixed

Sindri · 08-01-2012 04:07AM

XiledSniper wrote: »

Cheated on my GF while insanely hammered, I know it seems in honourable, but we've both gotten over it. Because we are strong enough

She hasn't

In fact the only thing she's gotten over recently has been my general groinal area and similar sentiments to that affect.

Kadent · 08-01-2012 04:08AM

Climbed a crane too, climbed an entire quarry line and ended up inside one of those huge big lime stores. And then I drove a tractor.

SteelyDanJalapeno · 08-01-2012 04:09AM

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

Fourteen · 08-01-2012 04:09AM

ThePower11 wrote: »

Done yore ma one night, very odd woman.

I was actually going to type "don't say my ma". I'll know better than to leave it out next time.

cocalolaman · 08-01-2012 04:11AM

Entered a 24 hour tesco drunk. Knocked over a few bags of doritos and some plastic spoons or coffee stirrers or something. Looked around for a bit. Bought a pack of doritos. Left.

Arent I mad?!

Opics · 08-01-2012 04:14AM

Ripped the toilet seat off in subway, walked out of the bathroom and up to the counter with the toilet seat, handed her the toilet seat and asked for a chicken roll.

a-k-47 · 08-01-2012 04:14AM

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

what?

Fourteen · 08-01-2012 04:17AM

cocalolaman wrote: »

Entered a 24 hour tesco drunk. Knocked over a few bags of doritos and some plastic spoons or coffee stirrers or something. Looked around for a bit. Bought a pack of doritos. Left.

Arent I mad?!

You managed to buy them after all that madness? You smooth bastard.

chin_grin · 08-01-2012 04:17AM

a-k-47 wrote: »

what?

Had a sh!t against a wall and wiped his hole with his boxers. What's not to get?

TheMilkyPirate · 08-01-2012 04:18AM

a-k-47 wrote: »

what?

He shit a melted snickers against a wall

Fago! · 08-01-2012 04:19AM

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

Seriously - what the actual fuck??

JONJO THE MISER · 08-01-2012 04:20AM

Brought a kebab from Chargoal grill in Galway.

Mikeyt086 · 08-01-2012 04:20AM

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

chin_grin · 08-01-2012 04:20AM

Fago! wrote: »

Seriously - what the actual fuck??

"When you gotta go, you gotta go." - Dr. Ian Malcolm.

Sindri · 08-01-2012 04:26AM

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Pulled my pants down leaned my arse against a wall and had what can only be describe as a snickers after 3 mins on full blast in the microwave all down the wall!

Took my jocks off, wiped my arse with them and off I went home :eek:

That's not impressive, I do that all the time. I had photos to prove it but a black ginger midget with a peg leg and an eye patch broke into my loft* and burned them.

*Hip I know

Fourteen · 08-01-2012 04:26AM

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

You and your mates are heroes.

MidnightQueen · 08-01-2012 04:28AM

Years ago i got sick in a shower thinking it was the toilet.....Blonde drunken moment.

WoollyRedHat · 08-01-2012 04:33AM

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

What a handy traffic light, it tells the time as well.

Adiboo · 08-01-2012 04:57AM

Staying at a friends house after drinking one night, trying to sleep on the couch upstairs I realise I have to vomit. So logically I got sick into one of my shoes and threw it out the upstairs window to hide the evidence.

keithb93 · 08-01-2012 05:11AM

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Woke up one morning and had loads of pictures and videos on my phone of me and the lads stealing one of those portable traffic light things on wheels, and then having a rave around the traffic light in a mates living room. Woke up beside it in the morning, watched the videos (which was like watching a movie of someone else's night) and brought the traffic light back to the site we thought we had taken it from.

I think I still have a pic somewhere.

Edit: Just this one of the morning after.

That is epic. Such an ice-breaker for guests, "So what do ye think of our traffic light"

Aoifey! · 08-01-2012 05:17AM

One drunken night I was trying to emphasise my love of ketchup so I started putting ketchup all over my palm and licking it off.

I'm sure I'll think of much weirder later on.

papu · 08-01-2012 05:23AM

Tried to convince a spanish Bouncer to let us into a club by showing him my Irish Drivers License and saying " Está bien, vivo en Kilkenny" ( Its ok I live in Klkenny). Didn't get in =[

csallmighty · 08-01-2012 05:34AM

Woke up in my mates mothers bed early one morning with his sister in the bed with me. His parents were away for the weekend so he had a house party and I don't really remember much else :P

Weirdest thing you've done on a night out?

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