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Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

  • 07-01-2012 11:04PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 107 ✭✭Alan_H_1991


    When you were there did you ever use the services of a prostitute or smoke or take drugs?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Did you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    You could just do those things here and save the cost of the flight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    When you were there did you ever use the services of a prostitute or smoke or take drugs?

    When I visited Amsterdam I did neither.
    I stayed in the Hilton, famous for when John Lennon and Yoko Ono had a love in there.
    I also visited the Van Gough Museum to see the original works of Gauguin and Van Gough.
    Not everyone visits Amsterdam for prostitution of drugs.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    When you were there - October 2007
    did you ever use the services of a prostitute - No I'm a woman.. but I was taken aback at how stunning some of the women on show are!
    or smoke or take drugs? - I ate a 'space cake in a cafe'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Yes, everything I did there was above board and legal.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    You could just do those things here and save the cost of the flight?

    except the weed is crap & the hookers are ugly - the flight pays for it self in the end


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,666 ✭✭✭Howjoe1


    Yes and No respectively.

    Good weekend...plenty of "normal" things to do....anne frank house, van gogh museum etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Yes,been there and No and No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Natch. Never got to the red light though because I pulled a normal girl.

    Smoked me brains out. Though my first joint in the greenhouse effect gave me a panic attack. Stuck to hash after that. Which is the posh option.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    the hookers are ugly

    Seriously? :confused: are you sure you were in the right place?

    I'm a straight female and 90% of the girls I saw were stunners!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Should be going next month for United away if me and my mates can get our act together. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,572 ✭✭✭Suryavarman


    xzanti wrote: »
    Seriously? :confused: are you sure you were in the right place?

    I'm a straight female and 90% of the girls I saw were stunners!

    Think he was referring to Irish ladies of the night...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Been to Amsterdam, smoked and took mushrooms and got lost in a park for 8 hours trying to find pieces of my ex boyfriend's head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Think he was referring to Irish ladies of the night...

    Why would he on a thread about Amsterdam :confused: ?

    Edit: No, you're right. Sorry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Went to the dam a few years back. On the train from Brussels myself and my friends met a bloke from Sligo who informed us with great excitement that he was going straight to the red light district to get a black hooker.

    So off he went anyway and later that night we strolled down to the infamous place ourselves to see what the craic was. The vast majority of the girls were absolutely stunning but no sight of any black women.The only place we saw black hookers was a whore house called Fat City. Think Big Mommas House - these women were HUUUGE :eek:

    The following day we went to the Van Gogh museum and ran into yerman from Sligo in the gift shop. He recognised us and loudly declared that he indeed had enjoyed the services of a lovely black woman in the red light district. He was ****in delighted with himself.

    We were nearly thrown out of the place for falling around in hysterics. What a dirty dirty bastard :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    this is what i was replying to
    Aoifey! wrote: »
    You could just do those things here and save the cost of the flight?
    batistuta9 wrote: »
    except the weed is crap & the hookers are ugly - the flight pays for it self in the end
    xzanti wrote: »
    Seriously? :confused: are you sure you were in the right place?

    I'm a straight female and 90% of the girls I saw were stunners!
    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Why would he on a thread about Amsterdam :confused: ?

    i even quoted it in the post, she said you could do those things here and i replied the the weed is crap & the hookers are ulgy

    to make it clear weed in ireland & hookers in ireland are crap + ugly compared to weed & hookers in amsterdam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    I think anyone who claims they didnt is lying their holes off tbh.

    Great city.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Think he was referring to Irish ladies of the night...

    My bad.. carry on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭membersonly


    Once yep, fantastic city.

    Hookers - no.

    Drugs - yes, and they were lovely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Would love to go before they change the laws re: the coffee shops. I'd like to go the Red Light to have a gander, but doubt I would avail of any of the ladies' services. I'd like to see all the historical schtuff , too though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Went there: drank only mineral water, eschewed drugs and shunned the sex industry in order to defy convention.

    I thought it would be nice to have one less cosseted male student cunt with a zany Amsterdam story in the world.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    It is quite a dark and seedy place.. but if you look in the right places you can really have a good time..

    I love Escape http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=escape%20amsterdam&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CDAQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.escape.nl%2F&ei=5sgIT-i2EpCwhAfC_4WHCQ&usg=AFQjCNGQsv-1gCl2ILSk5BKCnnKJfEMnqA

    Possibly the best nightclub I've been to..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    stovelid wrote: »
    Went there: drank only mineral water, eschewed drugs and shunned the sex industry in order to defy convention.

    I thought it would be nice to have one less cosseted male student cunt with a zany Amsterdam story in the world.

    your loss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Truley


    I would love to go but it's waaaay too expensive :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    this is what i was replying to









    i even quoted it in the post, she said you could do those things here and i replied the the weed is crap & the hookers are ulgy

    to make it clear weed in ireland & hookers in ireland are crap + ugly compared to weed & hookers in amsterdam

    Ehhh...relax man ffs. Jesus christ. Before you posted this, I edited my own post. Have a look. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    your loss

    True.

    Because we all know that hookers, drugs and drink only exist in Amsterdam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Ehhh...relax man ffs. Jesus christ. Before you posted this, I edited my own post. Have a look. :rolleyes:

    i seen then you edited it, but thought i'd make posts a bit bigger as people don't seem to read them :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    i seen then you edited it but though i'd make posts a bit bigger as people don't seem to read them :pac:

    WELL IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SHOUTING AT ME AND IT'S RUDE!! I forgive you though. Off you pop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    stovelid wrote: »
    True.

    Because we all know that hookers, drugs and drink only exist in Amsterdam.

    well if you do/or would do those things not doing them in amsterdam just to say you didn't & don't have a amsterdam story is prety stupid imo


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Amsterdam is a brilliant city, I'll have to go back soon..


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