Toilet etiquette while staying overnight in someone's house...

StevieNicksFan · 07-01-2012 04:55PM #1

So you get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. Do you:

a) flush and wake the whole house up at 4 in the morning and be greeted by some very annoyed people the next morning

b) leave without flushing and allow the remnants to marinade and fester overnight - again to be greeted by some very annoyed people the next morning

Bear in mind that the only person that could be responsible for all this is you because all other occupied bedrooms have an en suite..

What is the proper toilet etiquette while visiting?

My name is URL · 07-01-2012 04:56PM

Piss in the sink

juan.kerr · 07-01-2012 04:56PM

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

Alternatively, ask for a bed pan.

juan.kerr · 07-01-2012 04:56PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Piss in the sink

or this.

membersonly · 07-01-2012 04:57PM

You have to flush for jaysus sake.

What do people expect you to do piss the bed?

brummytom · 07-01-2012 04:58PM

Close the lid and flush

Sunnyisland · 07-01-2012 04:59PM

If you have to go you have to go & if male make sure seat is up when using and don't forget to wash your hands .

Rhyme · 07-01-2012 05:00PM

Blast your piss out the window.

Duggy747 · 07-01-2012 05:00PM

Just piss all over the place and blame it on the youngest / eldest person in the house

orchidsrpretty · 07-01-2012 05:00PM

Put the lid down and flush, makes less noise.

I must be a terrible house guest from reading some on threads here , there are so many things that I would never think of.

Lando Griffin · 07-01-2012 05:00PM

Good heavens above, why on earth would anyone want go pooh at 4 in the morning?

If you have done so, get the toilet brush and push it round the U bend and forever forgotton.

StevieNicksFan · 07-01-2012 05:02PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Good heavens above, why on earth would anyone want go pooh at 4 in the morning?

Bad indian

stupidusername · 07-01-2012 05:02PM

At home we were taught not to flush at night if it's just pee, but in my own apartment I would always flush. My flatmate has taken to not flushing if he goes in the night though and I'm always finding it the next day :mad: his way of warning me I think is to close the lid and put the toilet roll on top of it.

****in fool. I don't want to look at your wee, and the flush won't wake me up, just flush the ****in toilet!!

juan.kerr · 07-01-2012 05:03PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Good heavens above, why on earth would anyone want go pooh at 4 in the morning?

It's not always by choice. He may have had the trots / scutters / gawks / runs / the squits / the s*its. i.e. diarrhoea

Agricola · 07-01-2012 05:04PM

Who is woken up by a toilet flushing?

Flush it for gods sake. Rather the sound of rushing water at 4am than to open the lid of the jax at 8am to be met with the pong of stale piss..... or worse.

candy-gal1 · 07-01-2012 05:04PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNqz4AY0pm8

:pac:

kincsem · 07-01-2012 05:06PM

They hear you stumbling around, slamming doors, loudly peeing, and then they wait to hear the sounds of flushing ... but nothing.

Everyone is awake and annoyed you did not flush.

nlgbbbblth · 07-01-2012 05:11PM

StevieNicksFan wrote: »

What is the proper toilet etiquette while visiting?

Bring a plastic bag with you and put the used toilet roll into it. Dispose of it separately the following day.

Don't flush.

Giblet · 07-01-2012 05:13PM

Who doesn't close the lid when they flush? You sick bastards.

juan.kerr · 07-01-2012 05:15PM

Just don't invite the phantom ****ter.

nlgbbbblth · 07-01-2012 05:15PM

Probably be better off top decking. That way there's no need for you to flush.

ImpossibleDuck · 07-01-2012 05:16PM

This would never even come into my head if I was in that situation...FLUSH FFS :pac:

Have you ever been wakened by someone flushing? My bedroom is next-door to the only bathroom in our house and it's never happened to me.

stupidusername · 07-01-2012 05:18PM

Giblet wrote: »

Who doesn't close the lid when they flush? You sick bastards.

Carter P Fly · 07-01-2012 05:23PM

stupidusername wrote: »

No really, you should always close the lid when you flush. Shocks me how many people don't know basic toilet etiquette and still debate the seat up or down thing when its both wrong.

Giblet · 07-01-2012 05:26PM

There was an experiment done with an air freshener I found to be interesting. A guy sprayed one down a toilet, and left it for a few mins. You couldn't smell anything from it really. Then he flushes it with the lid up, and the whole room smelled like air freshener. Makes you think.

senorwipesalot · 07-01-2012 05:27PM

Piss into the cistern.
That way you wont wake the house by flushing and they wont be greeted by the stench of your stale piss in the morning.
And your saving the environment.

If you need a jimmy white,do it in one of your socks and sneak it out of the house in your pocket next morning.

StevieNicksFan · 07-01-2012 05:27PM

ImpossibleDuck wrote: »

This would never even come into my head if I was in that situation...FLUSH FFS :pac:

Have you ever been wakened by someone flushing? My bedroom is next-door to the only bathroom in our house and it's never happened to me.

When I'm at home I always get woken up by someone flushing the toilet :mad: that's why i'm being so considerate to others

But I am a light sleeper though in fairness

Bigdeadlydave · 07-01-2012 05:30PM

Close the toilet lid then sit on it, then flush, muffles the sound.

juan.kerr · 07-01-2012 05:32PM

Giblet wrote: »

There was an experiment done with an air freshener I found to be interesting. A guy sprayed one down a toilet, and left it for a few mins. You couldn't smell anything from it really. Then he flushes it with the lid up, and the whole room smelled like air freshener. Makes you think.

I keep my toothbrush in a different room in case of this, just in case. Even though I put the lid down before flushing.

BBDBB · 07-01-2012 05:32PM

close the lid and put a towel over it before flushing, that deadens the noise

when its finished re-fold the towel and lift the lid and check you havent left a floater

brembo26 · 07-01-2012 05:34PM

shít down the side of bed, take of pillow case turn it inside out, give a good wipe put pillow case on the correct way go back to sleep.

too easy :cool:

Toilet etiquette while staying overnight in someone's house...

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