Toilet etiquette while staying overnight in someone's house...

StevieNicksFan

So you get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. Do you:

a) flush and wake the whole house up at 4 in the morning and be greeted by some very annoyed people the next morning

b) leave without flushing and allow the remnants to marinade and fester overnight - again to be greeted by some very annoyed people the next morning

Bear in mind that the only person that could be responsible for all this is you because all other occupied bedrooms have an en suite..

What is the proper toilet etiquette while visiting?

My name is URL

Piss in the sink

juan.kerr

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

Alternatively, ask for a bed pan.

juan.kerr

My name is URL wrote: »

Piss in the sink

or this.

membersonly

You have to flush for jaysus sake.

What do people expect you to do piss the bed?

brummytom

Close the lid and flush

Sunnyisland

If you have to go you have to go & if male make sure seat is up when using and don't forget to wash your hands .

Rhyme

Blast your piss out the window.

Duggy747

Just piss all over the place and blame it on the youngest / eldest person in the house

orchidsrpretty

Put the lid down and flush, makes less noise.

I must be a terrible house guest from reading some on threads here , there are so many things that I would never think of.

Lando Griffin

Good heavens above, why on earth would anyone want go pooh at 4 in the morning?

If you have done so, get the toilet brush and push it round the U bend and forever forgotton.

StevieNicksFan

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Good heavens above, why on earth would anyone want go pooh at 4 in the morning?

Bad indian

stupidusername

At home we were taught not to flush at night if it's just pee, but in my own apartment I would always flush. My flatmate has taken to not flushing if he goes in the night though and I'm always finding it the next day :mad: his way of warning me I think is to close the lid and put the toilet roll on top of it. ****in fool. I don't want to look at your wee, and the flush won't wake me up, just flush the ****in toilet!!

juan.kerr

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Good heavens above, why on earth would anyone want go pooh at 4 in the morning?

It's not always by choice. He may have had the trots / scutters / gawks / runs / the squits / the s*its. i.e. diarrhoea

Agricola

Who is woken up by a toilet flushing?

Flush it for gods sake. Rather the sound of rushing water at 4am than to open the lid of the jax at 8am to be met with the pong of stale piss..... or worse.

candy-gal1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNqz4AY0pm8

:pac:

kincsem

They hear you stumbling around, slamming doors, loudly peeing, and then they wait to hear the sounds of flushing ... but nothing.

Everyone is awake and annoyed you did not flush.

nlgbbbblth

StevieNicksFan wrote: »

What is the proper toilet etiquette while visiting?

Bring a plastic bag with you and put the used toilet roll into it. Dispose of it separately the following day.

Don't flush.

Giblet

Who doesn't close the lid when they flush? You sick bastards.

juan.kerr

Just don't invite the phantom ****ter.

nlgbbbblth

Probably be better off top decking. That way there's no need for you to flush.

ImpossibleDuck

This would never even come into my head if I was in that situation...FLUSH FFS :pac:

Have you ever been wakened by someone flushing? My bedroom is next-door to the only bathroom in our house and it's never happened to me.

stupidusername

Giblet wrote: »

Who doesn't close the lid when they flush? You sick bastards.

Carter P Fly

stupidusername wrote: »

No really, you should always close the lid when you flush. Shocks me how many people don't know basic toilet etiquette and still debate the seat up or down thing when its both wrong.

Giblet

There was an experiment done with an air freshener I found to be interesting. A guy sprayed one down a toilet, and left it for a few mins. You couldn't smell anything from it really. Then he flushes it with the lid up, and the whole room smelled like air freshener. Makes you think.

senorwipesalot

Piss into the cistern.
That way you wont wake the house by flushing and they wont be greeted by the stench of your stale piss in the morning.
And your saving the environment.

If you need a jimmy white,do it in one of your socks and sneak it out of the house in your pocket next morning.

StevieNicksFan

ImpossibleDuck wrote: »

This would never even come into my head if I was in that situation...FLUSH FFS :pac:

Have you ever been wakened by someone flushing? My bedroom is next-door to the only bathroom in our house and it's never happened to me.

When I'm at home I always get woken up by someone flushing the toilet :mad: that's why i'm being so considerate to others But I am a light sleeper though in fairness

Bigdeadlydave

Close the toilet lid then sit on it, then flush, muffles the sound.

juan.kerr

Giblet wrote: »

There was an experiment done with an air freshener I found to be interesting. A guy sprayed one down a toilet, and left it for a few mins. You couldn't smell anything from it really. Then he flushes it with the lid up, and the whole room smelled like air freshener. Makes you think.

I keep my toothbrush in a different room in case of this, just in case. Even though I put the lid down before flushing.

BBDBB

close the lid and put a towel over it before flushing, that deadens the noise

when its finished re-fold the towel and lift the lid and check you havent left a floater

brembo26

shít down the side of bed, take of pillow case turn it inside out, give a good wipe put pillow case on the correct way go back to sleep.

too easy :cool:

stupidusername

Carter P Fly wrote: »

No really, you should always close the lid when you flush. Shocks me how many people don't know basic toilet etiquette and still debate the seat up or down thing when its both wrong.

you still haven't explained why. i'll assume it's because of the faecal matter that will be expelled when you flush? well that's going to be expelled whether or not the lid is down, just in smaller quantities.

The J Stands for Jay

Ask Jack Dee what to do.

Carter P Fly

stupidusername wrote: »

you still haven't explained why. i'll assume it's because of the faecal matter that will be expelled when you flush? well that's going to be expelled whether or not the lid is down, just in smaller quantities.

Basically when you flush a load of water gets dumped into the bowl and throws up a load of dirty water vapour. Flushing with the lid down is less smelly and much more hygienic (while obviously not a perfect solution).

Also proper etiquette is to leave the lid down when a toilet is not in use.

stupidusername

Carter P Fly wrote: »

Basically when you flush a load of water gets dumped into the bowl and throws up a load of dirty water vapour. Flushing with the lid down is less smelly and much more hygienic (while obviously not a perfect solution).

Also proper etiquette is to leave the lid down when a toilet is not in use.

well it pisses me off when someone does it, so that's good enough reason to me to leave it up

woodoo

Hang your arse out the bedroom window and drop your logs. You can blame the dog the next morning for the mess in the garden.

juan.kerr

Slightly off topic, but what's the longest single log anyone has ever dropped?

brembo26

juan.kerr wrote: »

Slightly off topic, but what's the longest single log anyone has ever dropped?

32 foot! ill tell ya stay away from them dirty kellogs cornflakes :pac:

MugMugs

I crapped into a jacks we don't use much and flushed the bog roll elsewhere. It absorbed most of the water by day 2 and was nearly the size of my ARM! Epic turtle head

Mr.Crinklewood

Bigdeadlydave wrote: »

Close the toilet lid then sit on it, then flush, muffles the sound.

Not for me fatty.

StevieNicksFan

I tell ye it baffles me when i drop the log and i go for a gawk and it has disappeared..stuff of science fiction that..

senorwipesalot

StevieNicksFan wrote: »

I tell ye it baffles me when i drop the log and i go for a gawk and it has disappeared..stuff of science fiction that..

That combined with the clean break,amazing.
Like it never happened.

El Horseboxo

If I piss in my toilet and leave it a few hours it disappears. There's a tiny trickle of water constantly coming down the side that gets rid of it. Are all toilets not like that?

leggit

El Horseboxo wrote: »

If I piss in my toilet and leave it a few hours it disappears. There's a tiny trickle of water constantly coming down the side that gets rid of it. Are all toilets not like that?

get a plumber....

unfortunately

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00NOOB5ZGg8&t=79
Mitchell and Webb have answered it.

Micky Dolenz

Most people have en-suite bathrooms these days. Are your friends poor?

SHOVELLER

Interesting topic! Flush it would be the answer.

On the whole toilet etiquette why do men go into a cubicle to take a piss? Then if you use the cubicle for its proper purpose there is piss all over the seat.

Use the urinal for pissing please.

BBDBB

SHOVELLER wrote: »

Interesting topic! Flush it would be the answer.

On the whole toilet etiquette why do men go into a cubicle to take a piss? Then if you use the cubicle for its proper purpose there is piss all over the seat.

Use the urinal for pissing please.

so that the perverts cant be admiring my above average cock

pokertalk

deffo flush it especially if its a barry white. anytime im in someomes house and am having a shoite as soon as i hear it splash i flush straight away that way nobody gets a smell of shoite gotta do the couurtesy flush

StevieNicksFan

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Most people have en-suite bathrooms these days. Are your friends poor?

Yea most NEW houses have en suites. For example my home house doesn't have one en suite nor do any of the houses of the same age around the area.These houses are about 25 years old. So no they're not poor, they are just not spending unnecessary money when there are enough jacks in the house!

StevieNicksFan

pokertalk wrote: »

deffo flush it especially if its a barry white. anytime im in someomes house and am having a shoite as soon as i hear it splash i flush straight away that way nobody gets a smell of shoite gotta do the couurtesy flush

Barry White...god that made me laugh