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The 5 night stand. What's your longest?

  • 06-01-2012 11:31AM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pulled a girl last Sunday night.. She's finally left now at 5pm on Friday. Apart from going out for some food and visiting her house and meeting her family (very very rich family), she just clung to me in my house until I pretty much asked her to leave cause I wanna hang out with my friends.

    Anyone else had a 1 night turn into more? It's weird.


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  • #2
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Deleted User wrote: »
    visiting her house and meeting her family

    After a day or 2 that's just weird. But if they're that rich, knock her up quick!


  • #3
    Zander Happy Pekinese
    Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Zander Happy Pekinese


    Ads by Google wrote: »
    Pulled a girl last Sunday night.. She's finally left now at 5pm on Friday. Apart from going out for some food and visiting her house and meeting her family (very very rich family), she just clung to me in my house until I pretty much asked her to leave cause I wanna hang out with my friends.

    Anyone else had a 1 night turn into more? It's weird.

    Wow she got a time machine as well def a keeper


  • #4
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    If they're buried in the basement does it still count?


  • #5
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Zander Happy Pekinese wrote: »
    Wow she got a time machine as well def a keeper
    Nam baby


  • #6
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    11 years


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  • #7
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Where do we start with this one.... let's see.

    1. Thinly veiled, I was riding, brag.

    2. You actually met her parents in the first 5 days? WTF?

    3. Are you sure it wasn't you who was clinging to her?

    4. Are you sure it was a girl?

    5. POGTFO


    :P


  • #8
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Zander Happy Pekinese wrote: »
    Wow she got a time machine as well def a keeper

    He's in 'nam. You don't know 'cos you weren't there man!


  • #9
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Pulled a girl last Sunday night.. She's finally left now at 5pm on Friday. Apart from going out for some food and visiting her house and meeting her family (very very rich family), she just clung to me in my house until I pretty much asked her to leave cause I wanna hang out with my friends.

    Anyone else had a 1 night turn into more? It's weird.

    Would you not kind of hint at her least, to leave? Bit weird she's hang around for that long.


  • #10
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    My longest was 2 days/nights. Met a girl on a friday night endud up back in mine, she left Saturday evening and I met her again Saturday night and she went home Sunday evening.

    I ended up going out with her for nearly 6 months afterwards.


  • #11
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    What age are you you soldier of sex you? N-na-n-na-na-ninteen?


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Where do we start with this one.... let's see.

    1. Thinly veiled, I was riding, brag.
    As if anyone on here cares at all.. I'm not 16 and neither are most people on here. It's nothing to brag about.
    2. You actually met her parents in the first 5 days? WTF?
    She said they wouldn't be there but the sister and grandfather came home.
    3. Are you sure it wasn't you who was clinging to her?
    Yea.
    4. Are you sure it was a girl?
    Yea.
    5. POGTFO
    No.

    :P
    :P


  • #13
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,718 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Did you bang her for 5 days at least?


  • #14
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Did she say "Me love you longtime! You wa' suckysucky?" at any point?


  • #15
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    Did you not have work or college to go to? what did she do during the day if you weren't there?

    check your photo collection she might have super imposed her face into all of your pics :eek:


  • #16
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Were you the victim of what the American's call a "Home Invasion" OP?


  • #17
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    This is just a metaphor for another moped you've crashed, isn't it? :pac:


  • #18
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I hope you didnt ride her like a moped.


  • #19
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    *high fives duggy*


  • #20
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Confab wrote: »
    Did she say "Me love you longtime! You wa' suckysucky?" at any point?

    = keeper.


  • #21
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Always go back to her place.

    That way you can write 4/10 on her arse with her lipstick the next morning and leave before she wakes up.


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  • #22
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    24 years.

    Back when I lived in Austria.


  • #23
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    You are suggesting she was hanging around uninvited but if she went got extra stuff and came back you had obviously both arranged that. In fact it was probably your idea, men can get way soppier in early days I've noticed.

    You are calling it a 5 day stand but I bet you were talking about meeting up again. Although hanging around for the best part of a week was huge mistake because you most likely just got too much of her.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    antodeco wrote: »
    Did you bang her for 5 days at least?
    :)
    Confab wrote: »
    Did she say "Me love you longtime! You wa' suckysucky?" at any point?
    How people think saying that is acceptable, I'll never know.. She's very rich with an American passport so no, she didn't come out with that.
    tmc86 wrote: »
    Did you not have work or college to go to? what did she do during the day if you weren't there?
    I've a broken collar bone so I'm chillin out doin nothin for 5 weeks.. Which is fekin handy cause she dressed and washed me like I was a king. She owns rental property, cafes and manufacturing businesses so was on the phone to her lawyer a lot letting him take care of things so she had all the free time she wanted.

    And she just text wanting to come back tomorrow..... Maybe I should just shack up with her but she is way way too clingy I think.



    Anyways, enough about me.. What's your longest? I knew I should have started the thread with "A friend of mine...".


  • #25
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Tenner that she has a penis tucked away somewhere.


  • #26
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Did you check you still have your Passport and Credit Cards :D


  • #27
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Deleted User wrote: »
    :)

    How people think saying that is acceptable, I'll never know.. She's very rich with an American passport so no, she didn't come out with that.

    I've a broken collar bone so I'm chillin out doin nothin for 5 weeks.. Which is fekin handy cause she dressed and washed me like I was a king. She owns rental property, cafes and manufacturing businesses so was on the phone to her lawyer a lot letting him take care of things so she had all the free time she wanted.

    And she just text wanting to come back tomorrow..... Maybe I should just shack up with her but she is way way too clingy I think.



    Anyways, enough about me.. What's your longest? I knew I should have started the thread with "A friend of mine...".

    After 5 days it must be Vietnumb.:eek:


  • #28
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Fart wrote: »
    Tenner that she has a penis tucked away somewhere.

    Well she had one tucked somewhere for 5 nights anyway.


  • #29
    bazza1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭bazza1


    She had 5 days of clean clothes with her?

    Very organised!


  • #30
    player101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 ✭player101


    stovelid wrote: »
    24 years.

    Back when I lived in Austria.

    when did joseph Fritzel get a boards account?? :P OJ


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  • #31
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Were you riding her when you met her parents?


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