The 5 night stand. What's your longest?

Pulled a girl last Sunday night.. She's finally left now at 5pm on Friday. Apart from going out for some food and visiting her house and meeting her family (very very rich family), she just clung to me in my house until I pretty much asked her to leave cause I wanna hang out with my friends.

Anyone else had a 1 night turn into more? It's weird.

smash

Deleted User wrote: »

visiting her house and meeting her family

After a day or 2 that's just weird. But if they're that rich, knock her up quick!

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Pulled a girl last Sunday night.. She's finally left now at 5pm on Friday. Apart from going out for some food and visiting her house and meeting her family (very very rich family), she just clung to me in my house until I pretty much asked her to leave cause I wanna hang out with my friends.

Anyone else had a 1 night turn into more? It's weird.

Wow she got a time machine as well def a keeper

Duggy747

If they're buried in the basement does it still count?

Guill

Zander Happy Pekinese wrote: »

Wow she got a time machine as well def a keeper

Nam baby

SEPT 23 1989

11 years

Chuck Stone

Where do we start with this one.... let's see.

1. Thinly veiled, I was riding, brag.

2. You actually met her parents in the first 5 days? WTF?

3. Are you sure it wasn't you who was clinging to her?

4. Are you sure it was a girl?

5. POGTFO


:P

Kevin Duffy

Zander Happy Pekinese wrote: »

Wow she got a time machine as well def a keeper

He's in 'nam. You don't know 'cos you weren't there man!

cloud493

Deleted User wrote: »

Pulled a girl last Sunday night.. She's finally left now at 5pm on Friday. Apart from going out for some food and visiting her house and meeting her family (very very rich family), she just clung to me in my house until I pretty much asked her to leave cause I wanna hang out with my friends.

Anyone else had a 1 night turn into more? It's weird.

Would you not kind of hint at her least, to leave? Bit weird she's hang around for that long.

GavRedKing

My longest was 2 days/nights. Met a girl on a friday night endud up back in mine, she left Saturday evening and I met her again Saturday night and she went home Sunday evening.

I ended up going out with her for nearly 6 months afterwards.

Chuck Stone

What age are you you soldier of sex you? N-na-n-na-na-ninteen?

Chuck Stone

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Where do we start with this one.... let's see.

1. Thinly veiled, I was riding, brag.
As if anyone on here cares at all.. I'm not 16 and neither are most people on here. It's nothing to brag about.
2. You actually met her parents in the first 5 days? WTF?
She said they wouldn't be there but the sister and grandfather came home.
3. Are you sure it wasn't you who was clinging to her?
Yea.
4. Are you sure it was a girl?
Yea.
5. POGTFO
No.

:P

:P

antodeco

Did you bang her for 5 days at least?

Mr Benevolent

Did she say "Me love you longtime! You wa' suckysucky?" at any point?

tmc86

Did you not have work or college to go to? what did she do during the day if you weren't there?

check your photo collection she might have super imposed her face into all of your pics :eek:

I Heart Internet

Were you the victim of what the American's call a "Home Invasion" OP?

Duggy747

This is just a metaphor for another moped you've crashed, isn't it? :pac:

Jumpy

I hope you didnt ride her like a moped.

Jumpy

*high fives duggy*

holystungun9

Confab wrote: »

Did she say "Me love you longtime! You wa' suckysucky?" at any point?

= keeper.

Frank Black

Always go back to her place.

That way you can write 4/10 on her arse with her lipstick the next morning and leave before she wakes up.

stovelid

24 years.

Back when I lived in Austria.

Katgurl

You are suggesting she was hanging around uninvited but if she went got extra stuff and came back you had obviously both arranged that. In fact it was probably your idea, men can get way soppier in early days I've noticed.

You are calling it a 5 day stand but I bet you were talking about meeting up again. Although hanging around for the best part of a week was huge mistake because you most likely just got too much of her.

antodeco

antodeco wrote: »

Did you bang her for 5 days at least?

Confab wrote: »

Did she say "Me love you longtime! You wa' suckysucky?" at any point?

How people think saying that is acceptable, I'll never know.. She's very rich with an American passport so no, she didn't come out with that.

tmc86 wrote: »

Did you not have work or college to go to? what did she do during the day if you weren't there?

I've a broken collar bone so I'm chillin out doin nothin for 5 weeks.. Which is fekin handy cause she dressed and washed me like I was a king. She owns rental property, cafes and manufacturing businesses so was on the phone to her lawyer a lot letting him take care of things so she had all the free time she wanted.

And she just text wanting to come back tomorrow..... Maybe I should just shack up with her but she is way way too clingy I think.



Anyways, enough about me.. What's your longest? I knew I should have started the thread with "A friend of mine...".

Fart

Tenner that she has a penis tucked away somewhere.

WIZE

Did you check you still have your Passport and Credit Cards

ejmaztec

Deleted User wrote: »

How people think saying that is acceptable, I'll never know.. She's very rich with an American passport so no, she didn't come out with that.

I've a broken collar bone so I'm chillin out doin nothin for 5 weeks.. Which is fekin handy cause she dressed and washed me like I was a king. She owns rental property, cafes and manufacturing businesses so was on the phone to her lawyer a lot letting him take care of things so she had all the free time she wanted.

And she just text wanting to come back tomorrow..... Maybe I should just shack up with her but she is way way too clingy I think.



Anyways, enough about me.. What's your longest? I knew I should have started the thread with "A friend of mine...".

After 5 days it must be Vietnumb.:eek:

Kevin Duffy

Fart wrote: »

Tenner that she has a penis tucked away somewhere.

Well she had one tucked somewhere for 5 nights anyway.

bazza1

She had 5 days of clean clothes with her?

Very organised!

player101

stovelid wrote: »

24 years.

Back when I lived in Austria.

when did joseph Fritzel get a boards account?? :P OJ

Captain Darling

Were you riding her when you met her parents?

SHOVELLER

Green card

metamorphic

did a week in London while I was living there with a woman who was over on business. (yeah yeah, sure I've to give you something to work with)

met her on Saturday night, hung out with her off and on until the following week when she headed home. Good times, still in touch with her.

Pudsy33

player101 wrote: »

when did joseph Fritzel get a boards account?? :P OJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSRildGCw64

Mr Benevolent

She probably was a moped, come to think about it.

Be honest OP, you fell off your moped again, didn't you?

SHOVELLER

SHOVELLER wrote: »

Green card

Well she's the American citizen so I'd be the one marrying for a green card. :rolleyes:

sombaht

Hmm rich Asian girl, US passport probably probably educated in the West, owns lots of property/business. No way is Daddy going to let you start anything halfway serious with his pride and joy.
Very rich Asian girls marry very rich Asian boys. You could be her bit of rough on the side, when she feels like slumming it, which isn't necessarily a bad thing

Cheers,
sombaht

yupyup7up

7 days... Can I get a REWIND!?

sombaht

sombaht wrote: »

Hmm rich Asian girl, US passport probably probably educated in the West, owns lots of property/business. No way is Daddy going to let you start anything halfway serious with his pride and joy.
Very rich Asian girls marry very rich Asian boys. You could be her bit of rough on the side, when she feels like slumming it, which isn't necessarily a bad thing

Cheers,
sombaht

Finally someone who knows what their talking about... Fully agree with everything. The best of the best girls here go for the elite asian guys.

whiskeyman

WIZE wrote: »

Did you check you still have your Passport and Credit Cards

and kidneys

padd b1975

Confab wrote: »

She probably was a moped, come to think about it.

Be honest OP, you fell off your moped again, didn't you?

And landed on his arse by the looks of things.

sombaht

Deleted User wrote: »

Finally someone who knows what their talking about... Fully agree with everything. The best of the best girls here go for the elite asian guys.

And I take it you are not an elite asian guy? Just enjoy it while it lasts.

Cheers,
sombaht

sombaht

sombaht wrote: »

And I take it you are not an elite asian guy? Just enjoy it while it lasts.

Cheers,
sombaht

Definitely not... I'm a lowly teacher at the bottom of the expat scale. And I'll definitely enjoy in while it lasts.. Out on the beer now again in a bit and try get another girl. :cool:

recylingbin

thinly veiled "oooh look at me" thread.

stupidusername

Pfffft that's nothing Ads. When I started in college, and started seeing my ex, we missed out on nearly two months of college, we spent all the time in bed, except for ya know doing food shopping etc. :cool:

El Jefe

I love the way people come on here bragging about their sex lives with absolutely no way to prove it when in reality they are probably overweight geeks that spend 24 hours in fornt of comp screens with huge right arms and no social life.

stupidusername

El Jefe wrote: »

I love the way people come on here bragging about their sex lives with absolutely no way to prove it when in reality they are probably overweight geeks that spend 24 hours in fornt of comp screens with huge right arms and no social life.

In reality, a lot of people on boards have met me and know I'm an overweight geek that spends 24 hours a day in front of computer screens. but I don't have a huge right arm, I do have a social life, and I'm not making **** up. so stfu.

El Jefe

stupidusername wrote: »

In reality, a lot of people on boards have met me and know I'm an overweight geek that spends 24 hours a day in front of computer screens. but I don't have a huge right arm, I do have a social life, and I'm not making **** up. so stfu.

Oh you showed me ,I better STFU , didnt mention any names and was refering to Boards in general but if the shoe fits Chief

stupidusername

El Jefe wrote: »

Oh you showed me ,I better STFU , didnt mention any names and was refering to Boards in general but if the shoe fits Chief

Oh I know you didn't mention names, I'm just standing up for myself

Dravokivich

I don't think I've even had a 1 night stand that lasted a night...

Frank Black

The longest one night stand I had was waiting for that electrical shop to open on Stephen's Day.