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Things You've Always Planned To Do..........

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  • #32
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    To all the budding guitarists in this thread:

    When you finally get around to learning the instrument, please don't assume it gives you the right to produce the fucking thing at every party you rock up at.

    It is ridiculously annoying when idiots do this and you shouldn't be surprised when you deservedly get the thing shoved up your fucking arse.

    strumming me hole with me finger,


  • #33
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    go to LA
    learn to drive
    get a load of tattoos, but meaningful ones or ones ive always wanted
    have a lot of savings again
    move back to my home town, but in my own place


  • #34
    Peetrik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Zackary Scruffy Quid wrote: »
    I was mad to ride the girl from down the road, never got round it. She was a cracker, she's about 28 now, and her arse is getting a bit fat. If I don't get round to it by the time she's 30 it'l be game over.

    Think up an elaborate scheme to impress her that requires loads of 'seemingly unrelated people' to back up your story.

    It can be another 'cill dara abu romance' that we can all feel a part of.


  • #35
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Take up American Football just not ballsy enough


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