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  • #62
    Dilla!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29 ✭Dilla!


    how old are you, OP?


  • #63
    Johnny Foreigner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    Dilla! wrote: »
    how old are you, OP?

    I am 34 years old.
    (She is 33 years old).


  • #64
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,038 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    I am 34 years old.
    (She is 33 years old).


    She looking to get pregnant lad.

    She mad for the kids at her age.

    EVENFLOW



  • #65
    Dilla!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29 ✭Dilla!


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    I am 34 years old.
    (She is 33 years old).

    ah, cool.

    good to see someone not being too cynical about these things, actually. fair play and good luck!


  • #66
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    I have got a really good feeling about it.
    You know when someone wants to come home with you, but you politely turn them down and it drives them even more crazy? Then they know you really like them. Its not just a one night stand. We just clicked.
    Her best friend thinks we will make a lovely couple. I think so too.

    well I do hope it works out for you, it just seems diving straight into something doesn't often turn out well.
    The_Kew_Tour wrote: »
    She looking to get pregnant lad.

    She mad for the kids at her age.

    awh don't be so mean.


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  • #67
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    im the girl you met tonight.i luvs you too!


  • #68
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Another foreigner taken our wimmen, next you'll be sayin you got a new job too.


  • #69
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    I have got a really good feeling about it.
    You know when someone wants to come home with you, but you politely turn them down and it drives them even more crazy? Then they know you really like them. Its not just a one night stand. We just clicked.
    Her best friend thinks we will make a lovely couple. I think so too.
    So you turned down the opportunity to sleep with her???

    You do know what (or who) she's most likely doing right this moment while you type?


  • #70
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    There's a whole lotta love... in the air... tonight....


    First time drunk posting, everyone on AH is a ledge! Congrats to the OP!


    We're all going to heaven lads, wahey!


    Ballsax!


  • #71
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    I have got a really good feeling about it.
    You know when someone wants to come home with you, but you politely turn them down and it drives them even more crazy? Then they know you really like them. Its not just a one night stand. We just clicked.
    Her best friend thinks we will make a lovely couple. I think so too.

    Get back to England and stop taking our women!


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  • #72
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Does she know she's your girlfriend? Does she even know who you are?


  • #73
    bwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭bwatson


    You met her this evening and you are already going out? :eek:

    Fair play.


  • #74
    Johnny Foreigner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Wait, you only know her a couple of hours and already you're calling her your girlfriend? That's just the drink typing.

    She probably thinks you're a freak is just being nice to you. Is your name Johnny or Jeffy?

    I didn't drink any alcohol tonight as I was driving. So its not drink typing.
    My name is Johnny, hence the user name.
    She told me she wants to be my girlfriend and I agreed. Simple.
    There doesn't have to be a time limit on it, when you meet the right one you just know.


  • #75
    mann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭mann


    Give it to her hard and send her home early dude.... thinking about it sounds like she has gone home already, Did u give it to her large or what kid :)

    Forgot,

    Happy new year all


  • #76
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    To be fair she asked you to have sex and to be your girlfriend? I hope it works out when she sobers up.Im not being sarcastic


  • #77
    Johnny Foreigner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    Does she know she's your girlfriend? Does she even know who you are?

    She told me she wanted to be my girlfriend.
    Then she wrote her name and number on a piece of paper and told me she was free to date me Monday-Sunday any time 24/7.
    When I asked her what she thought of me she gave me a long passionate kiss on the lips. I got the idea. She knows who I am, don't worry.


  • #78
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    I didn't drink any alcohol tonight as I was driving. So its not drink typing.
    My name is Johnny, hence the user name.
    She told me she wants to be my girlfriend and I agreed. Simple.
    There doesn't have to be a time limit on it, when you meet the right one you just know.

    She's probably a psychotic mass murderer or she thinks you're minted and wants money. Is she a foreigner like you? She sounds Asian.


  • #79
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    I didn't drink any alcohol tonight as I was driving. So its not drink typing.
    My name is Johnny, hence the user name.
    She told me she wants to be my girlfriend and I agreed. Simple.
    There doesn't have to be a time limit on it, when you meet the right one you just know.

    She's aware of this then?!

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=76233201&postcount=10


  • #80
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    Classic.
    Its actually on my ipod.
    People should actually be shot for listening or owning that song.

    I hope the girl is as excited as you are :)


  • #81
    Johnny Foreigner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    eternal wrote: »
    To be fair she asked you to have sex and to be your girlfriend? I hope it works out when she sobers up.Im not being sarcastic

    Well she didn't ask me to have sex. She just wanted to come back to my flat to see my artwork. But I politely refused, as I am a gentleman. She doesn't drink, and I wasn't drinking as I was driving; so we weren't drunk.


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  • #82
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Acacia wrote: »
    There's a whole lotta love... in the air... tonight....


    First time drunk posting, everyone on AH is a ledge! Congrats to the OP!


    We're all going to heaven lads, wahey!


    Ballsax!

    I tried that Christmas Eve, didn't work out so well.


  • #83
    bassy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,753 ✭✭✭bassy


    she wanted to see your art work :D


  • #84
    Johnny Foreigner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    People should actually be shot for listening or owning that song.

    I hope the girl is as excited as you are :)

    Well she text me as soon as she got in, and the text indicated she was very excited about seeing me again on Monday. I think that's a classic song for the record. Its a really good driving tune to sing along to. I have a good system in my Mercedes and I really like the guitar in it.


  • #85
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    She told me she wanted to be my girlfriend.
    Then she wrote her name and number on a piece of paper and told me she was free to date me Monday-Sunday any time 24/7.
    When I asked her what she thought of me she gave me a long passionate kiss on the lips. I got the idea. She knows who I am, don't worry.

    that sounds a little odd.


  • #86
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    I tried that Christmas Eve, didn't work out so well.


    Ah feck, better not get banned... I'm just wishing the OP well on his conquest! :D


  • #87
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    ive had men say that to me when i was in art college.Im sure it wasnt the art they wanted.Want to come up and see my etchings?!


  • #88
    Johnny Foreigner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    bassy wrote: »
    she wanted to see your art work :D

    Yes, I am an Artist. I paint acrylics on canvas. She was really interested in this as she has done an art and design degree too. I didn't have my phone on me to show her my artwork, so she wanted to come back to my flat to see it. I told her that I am a gentleman so that she wouldn't be allowed to do that.


  • #89
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    Thanks.
    It was a wicked night. Pure chemistry from the start.
    You know how it is when you ask a girl: what do you think of me? And she just plants a long passionate kiss on your lips.

    nice. well she likes you man so treat her well and she will always be there for you. ye got to love stuff like this because when it works out like this with a woman ye just know it's going to be alright thereafter. best of luck dude.


  • #90
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Johnny Foreigner wrote: »
    Well she text me as soon as she got in, and the text indicated she was very excited about seeing me again on Monday. I think that's a classic song for the record. Its a really good driving tune to sing along to. I have a good system in my Mercedes and I really like the guitar in it.

    OP, I'd watch out there. She could be a prostitute - no joke. Or she could be a thief who wants to get into your house and steel your stuff when you're asleep after sex. These people are professionals and can easy entice and deceive people.


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  • #91
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Sobriety awaits...


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