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So there I was on the bus ...

  • 01-01-2012 12:02AM
    #1
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭


    So I went to my local off license tonight at 8.30 and I decided to get the bus back with some cans.

    So, i get one and stay down stairs. The absolutely smell of perfume was mental! :pac: ... Bus wasnt that busy. Sure a few people on it. But it was not that packed.

    It was unreal :pac: .. i've been on many a bus that was busy with people going for a night out but not like this. Is the new thing to bath in perfume before heading out now? :pac:


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  • #2
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    You use the bus?

    LOSER!


  • #3
    Oscars Well.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭Oscars Well.


    Better than the smell of p!ss that normally frequents our country's buses.


  • #4
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    So :pac:

    Yeah hate women goin round marinaded in perfume. it hurts my sinuses or something when it's really strong.


  • #5
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    BUS WANKER


  • #6
    moesyzlak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 135 ✭✭moesyzlak


    ThePower11 wrote: »
    You use the bus?

    LOSER!
    This is'nt America you gimp.


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  • #7
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    stupidusername wrote: »
    So :pac:

    Yeah hate women goin round marinaded in perfume. it hurts my sinuses or something when it's really strong.

    It was funny.
    Bus stopped, I hop on and say "1.20 please" ... then boom! hit with the biggest whiff of different perfumes. There was only like 5 girls downstairs :P


  • #8
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    So I went to my local off license tonight at 8.30 and I decided to get the bus back with some cans.

    So, i get one and stay down stairs. The absolutely smell of perfume was mental! :pac: ... Bus wasnt that busy. Sure a few people on it. But it was not that packed.

    It was unreal :pac: .. i've been on many a bus that was busy with people going for a night out but not like this. Is the new thing to bath in perfume before heading out now? :pac:
    Is there a point to this story?


  • #9
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    moesyzlak wrote: »
    This is'nt America you gimp.
    *isn't


  • #10
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Terry wrote: »
    Is there a point to this story?

    Im sorry for creating this thread. Guess it doesnt have a point like these other threads:

    - I dont do the lottery that often ...
    - Should we stop trusting people who wear suits?
    - Millionaire Raffle Numbers?
    - How do you pronouce Carribbean?

    You complete knob end :rolleyes:


  • #11
    moesyzlak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 135 ✭✭moesyzlak


    ThePower11 wrote: »
    *isn't
    Well, you sure showed me.:rolleyes:


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  • #12
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    ooooh. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!


  • #13
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    ThePower11 wrote: »

    LOSER!
    Colmo52 wrote: »
    BUS WANKER
    moesyzlak wrote: »
    you gimp.
    LighterGuy wrote: »
    You complete knob end :rolleyes:
    Good to see everyone getting on so well :pac:


  • #14
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I once got on a bus... Did you know buses have big windows so rich people can look and laugh at the poor.


  • #15
    claire983
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭claire983


    Cant be as bad as when a woman steps on a bus and all she can smell is mens after shave..... But then again, that can be quiet nice most of the time, it certainly puts a smile on my face
    :)


  • #16
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Problem being that when you get off the bus you stink of the perfume and then your girl accuses you of being with other women.


  • #17
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Jerry !!!


  • #18
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    How ye lads!!!!!


  • #19
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    Im sorry for creating this thread. Guess it doesnt have a point like these other threads:

    - I dont do the lottery that often ...
    - Should we stop trusting people who wear suits?
    - Millionaire Raffle Numbers?
    - How do you pronouce Carribbean?

    You complete knob end :rolleyes:
    I just wanted to know where you were going with this story.

    Did you find the source of the perfume?
    Was the wearer hot?
    Was she ugly?
    Did you get a travelling boner?
    Were there other hot chicks on the bus?
    Did you score?

    Any of these scenarios would make for a slightly interesting story.
    I'm really bored, so I'm looking for entertaining stories.


  • #20
    Andy!!
    Site Banned Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Andy!!


    Terry wrote: »
    Did you get a travelling boner?

    Is that the one that always hits two stops away from when you have to get up and get off the bus? :pac:


  • #21
    Damokc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,436 ✭✭✭Damokc


    there was a thread today about "Post count snobbery" or something along those lines....

    A lot of people have thousands of what I would call "scour talk" posts.

    A smell of perfume on a bus:rolleyes:

    Obviously if twas that bad a bottle fell out of a handbag and broke or else it was trying to mask the smell of piss/vomit from the usual Irish Christmas celebrations.


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  • #22
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Damokc wrote: »
    there was a thread today about "Post count snobbery" or something along those lines....

    A lot of people have thousands of what I would call "scour talk" posts.

    A smell of perfume on a bus:rolleyes:

    Obviously if twas that bad a bottle fell out of a handbag and broke or else it was trying to mask the smell of piss/vomit from the usual Irish Christmas celebrations.


    I am honestly questioning why do I even post on boards.ie
    I say black, someone says white. I say white, someone says black. I say Grey. Someone says red.


  • #23
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    I am honestly questioning why do I even post on boards.ie
    I say black, someone says white. I say white, someone says black. I say Grey. Someone says red.
    What's your problem with red? Huh?
    You people and your anti-ginger agenda sicken me to my core.

    I've gone too far, haven't I?


  • #24
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    So you were a din in de bus....den wha happind


  • #25
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    People have smelt of worse than perfume on the bus in fairness...


  • #26
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    I used to take a the bus














































































    ...then I took an arrow to the knee!

    :pac:


  • #27
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    wtf is this arrow to the knee thing... like "blast them with piss" 2 or something...:D


  • #28
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Acacia wrote: »
    wtf is this arrow to the knee thing... like "blast them with piss" 2 or something...:D

    Yeah wtf


  • #29
    bassy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,753 ✭✭✭bassy


    whats the craic in here on buses,perfume,cans?,any smell of cannabis on the buse ;)


  • #30
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Acacia wrote: »
    wtf is this arrow to the knee thing... like "blast them with piss" 2 or something...:D
    Its only a joke told only to non-gays :pac:


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  • #31
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Its only a joke told only to non-gays :pac:

    How dare you, sir! :p


    Yiz are always against the gheys!:pac:


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